Collin Farrell

call me a safe bet, i'm betting i'm not

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

What? This is like, the smallest pillow in the world. It’s taking up almost zero space.

[farrell-collin]

It's taking up enough space.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

No, and I don’t care either. Just.. inch over to your side a little bit more.

[farrell-collin]

I'm completely on my side it's your pillow that's taking up space.

[all-hale-mason]

That was one time! And I wasn’t even drunk.. I think.

[farrell-collin]

I just don't want you to fall into that sort of thing.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

I’m gonna need you to get away from me.

[farrell-collin]

Are you aware this is the seat I'm supposed to be sitting in for the whole trip?

[all-hale-mason]

Name one thing I have to lose?

[farrell-collin]

A lot, if you keep getting hit by cars.

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

We should get some in California, that would be amazing. 

[farrell-collin]

Yes ugh I'm getting hungry and our next rest stop isn't for hours.

[julia--farrell]

You’re so useless! I could’ve figured that out myself.

[farrell-collin]

You always say that but I'm never sure Julia.

[deacon-forbes]

It’s not that surprising.  

[farrell-collin]

If you say so.

[deacon-forbes]

Hell yeah I am, I have a really pretty girlfriend. 

[farrell-collin]

Wait, someone's willingly dating you?

[deacon-forbes]

This is why you’re single, I bet.

[farrell-collin]

Are you one to talk Forbes?

[deacon-forbes]

You said that last time. I’m beginning to think you only say this so you can get me to back off, so you can mess with me again later. 

[farrell-collin]

What? Me? How could I ever?

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

Banberry, hands down.

[farrell-collin]

Yum.

[deacon-forbes]

If you draw on my face one more time, I swear to God.

[farrell-collin]

[julia--farrell]

Ok really, I’ve been wondering, what’s the difference between the Disney in Florida and the one in California?

[farrell-collin]

If I say the location will I be hit?

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

That’s a very good point. Do you have a favorite?

[farrell-collin]

Blueberry pie probably. What about you?

[all-hale-mason]

Why? I have nothing else to lose.

[farrell-collin]

Yes you do, I don't want you getting hurt on this trip dude.

[paige-emmerich-deactivated20150]

Bye Collin. Have fun on the trip, I hope we don’t run into each other again.

[farrell-collin]

I'm pretty sure that might be hard but yeah okay, bye Paige.