farscape shitposts

What it says on the tin. Made by zhinxy. Shitpost texts are taken from markov chains, bots,& text generators, such as shitpostgenerator, @erowidrecruiter, and softhoof's "what should your next post be?" 

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farscapeshitpost - S03E11 - it’s not the really hot nurse-like figure with the blue hair, though. She’s sadly irrelevant. 

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farscapeshitpost - S04 E021 - Why does anybody even bother to attempt to torture Scorpius using pain-and-restraint methods that obviously give the guy a boner? I mean, Earth pop-culture references seem to be the most promising avenue of exploration if you really wanna make this torture thing happen

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farscapeshitpost - roundup - what should your next post be 

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farscapeshitpost - S04 E08 - kinky godess forgettin’ drugs are bad mmmkay 

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farscapeshitpost - S03 E21 - And that’s difficult with Frau Blucher tickling your prostate. 

Shit post text generated at -  what should your next post be? (by softhoof)

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farscapeshitpost - S04 E11 - The others have only anecdotal evidence of what the Scarrans intend, and are not invited to the sleepover

Shit post text generated at -  what should your next post be? (by softhoof)

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farscapeshitpost - S02 E0 - When I started doing these, I was a bit bummed by one tiny thing:

 You see, my favorite shitpost generator post ever? The awful king of knives. And I thought I’d have to really go at that sideways to make it work for this project and then... 

Duh, John has a grudge against the Ginsu guy. So we’re five-by-five. 

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farscapeshitpost - S03E11 - it’s a funny match, IMO, but really I just wanted the hot blue-haired nurse* to make her first appearance. Nobody should complain. 

*I fucking know her name is Froy don’t test me. 

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farscapeshitpost - S01 E06 - It’s provided. 

Shit post text generated at -  what should your next post be? (by softhoof)

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farscapeshitpost - S01E01readyplayer01

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farscapeshitposts - roundup - Farscape + shitpostgenerator

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farscapeshitpost - S02 E19 and S03 E20 and S03 E21 and that’s basically like their thing that they do

Shit post text generated at -  what should your next post be? (by softhoof)

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farscapeshitpost - S03 E13 - I went with this, but I could have stuck the same text on pretty much any frame which prominently features Chiana. 

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farscapeshitpost - S01 E22 - Career path. 

Shit post text generated at -  what should your next post be? (by softhoof)

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farscapeshitpost - S01 E15 - Durka Returns... To re-insult frogs. 

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farscapeshitpost - S03 E14 + E16 - And... Season 3. 

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farscapeshitpost - S04 E12 - For all the good it did.