lowkey tempted to make a separate pinterest account and pinterest boards for some of my headcanons…… LIKE there’s such a specific vision in my mind sometimes and i need the masses to see what i do
hai twin very nervous to send a request but could i get some illi yuri dating headcannons permaybe?? freakilli? question mark ?? asks super nicely..
girlfriend!illi headcanons
summary: illi mcmilly is your beautiful and lovely and gorgeous and pretty and creepy and odd and amazing girlfriend
warnings: uhhh nothing cray cray just a little en es ef double u
authors note: thank you for 300 ^^ i haven’t written for illi in far too long, i need to write like a proper fic for her someday, i miss my lady 💔 also im so fucking sorry for just now getting to this, this ask is like two months old 😭 depression is an ass kicker!!!! i’m slowly getting back into it though, trust 🙏🏼 thank you for being so patient and thank you for requesting illi!!!! we need more you’s in this world
Girlfriend!illi who you meet at a mutual friend’s Halloween/birthday party where she spent half the night in a corner, ogling at you from afar. She was so focused, she didn’t realize how genuinely creepy she looked watching you like that. Picture her just standing in a corner, her vampire cloak covering her, her two hands gripping onto her drink, sipping occasionally, hazel eyes trailing your every movement, extra pale skin being illuminated even in the dark environment. And completely enamored by you. Like alright, girl, get your creep on, I guess. She could only stand and watch you for so long, though, before she eventually psyched herself up enough (aka took enough shots) to talk to you. Her words were slurred and awkwardly strung together while somehow being way too confident all at the same time. She’s so obvious, it’s painful, she might as well have had a giant neon sign above her that read “I’m so into you, please kiss me”.
Girlfriend!illi who you end up making out with that same night, upstairs in Frank’s bed #sorry, the kisses drunk and sloppy as your hands roam around under her vampire costume while hers tangle in your hair.
Girlfriend!illi who immediately decides you’re the one for her after you invite her out to a horror museum one night and play all her favorite music in the car on the way there. She hears The Rapture by Siouxsie and the Banshees come on and she’s in the passenger seat clenching her thighs together, mouth salivating anytime she looks over at you. You guys have known each other for about 2 weeks at this point and she’s already picturing the wedding.
Girlfriend!illi who is a blanket hog and has a mountain of plushies (mostly fugglers #YIPPE) on her bed.
Girlfriend!illi who gets all giddy when you take her shopping after your direct deposit hits. She drags you to all sorts of places, record stores, comic stores, antique shops. All of it. Her favorite, though, is Victoria Secret and Pink #obviously. She loves trying on lingerie for you in the dressing room and acting all coy while she twirls around in the pretty, frilly fabric, although her pink cheeks and blown out pupils give away that she’s actively fantasizing about you fucking her in the clothes later tonight.
Girlfriend!illi who’s the type to have a picture of you two framed on her nightstand, the frame being decorated in such a pretty, loving way while her fuckass ‘I Want To Believe’ poster sits right above it (#friendlyfire I, too, have that poster)
Girlfriend!illi who can’t do movie nights for the life of her. Not because she doesn’t enjoy it, she could watch paint dry with you and have the time of her life, but because you both prefer horror over anything else and Illi absolutely cannot help but get soaked anytime there’s some kind of horror flick playing. You’ve tried about 3 times now to have a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie night and without fail, it ends with her straddling your thigh halfway through, hips rutting against it like a madwoman while she sucks on and moans into your neck.
Girlfriend!illi who teaches you all about D&D, her eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas when you first show an interest in it and all throughout her yap sesh about it.
Girlfriend!illi who’s always talking about you, never failing to mention her ‘beautiful girlfriend’ whenever the opportunity presents itself #megahearteyesAlert Even if it hasn’t presented itself, she’ll sneak you into the convo somehow. She can’t keep your name out her mouth, she’s so in love. She has word vomit when it comes to you.
Girlfriend!illi who’s convinced she’ll die if she doesn’t have her face stuffed between your legs multiple times a week. She loves taking her time, lapping at you over your underwear, the both of you soaking the fabric while her nose deeply inhales the scent like it’s the last time she’ll ever do it. She’s animalistic, almost, rubbing her face into you and getting it wet with your arousal, groaning at how good you smell while her fingers dig into your thighs in a weak attempt to anchor herself and not cream her pants on the spot. Later on, she shamelessly stuffs the wet underwear in her bag to take home with her. She’s the reason you have to buy new underwear so frequently, she never gives that shit back. It’s like a souvenir of sorts. Or a good luck charm, even. Whatever you wanna call it, she just likes being a pervert. Your pervert!
Girlfriend!illi who loves watching porn with you. She loves showing you all the freak shit she’s into, especially deeper into the relationship when she knows it’s a safe space. Sometimes it turns into her writhing sitting between your legs while you’re knuckles deep in her while other times it’s her providing commentary, talking about some ‘oh man, we should try that one’. Meanwhile, your head is tilted 90 degrees, trying to figure out how the fuck they even got into that position.
Girlfriend!illi who loves roleplay. Shes got an entire half of her closet dedicated to different costumes. She’s a sucker for playing nurse, it’s one of her favorites. #IHeartMedicalMalpractice She’s also probably into some murder shit. She finds stabbing erotic and romantic and is lowkey turned on by cannibalism. Give her a week and she’ll have you Oscar ready with all the roleplay she ropes you into.
Girlfriend!illi who humps her pillows and pretends it’s you, sometimes sending you a video of it when she’s extra lonely. She’s all pretty in the lingerie you bought her, the lighting in her room all romantical and shit while she fucks the stuffed fabric nice and slow, whimpering mindlessly about how much she wishes you were under her instead.
Girlfriend!illi who’s a big fan of bush
Girlfriend!illi who loves being the little spoon. She’ll move your hands sometimes and have them resting over her boobs, not even in a sexual way, she just likes how it feels. She loves how you feel and how warm you keep her at night. She loves everything about you and wishes that she could crawl into your skin and become one with you so you’d never have to separate. She’s really normal about you.
gerard at the pitch meeting: ok so im back in my lingerie jacket and i'm being moved like a doll. and im being fed pills and my bob is back and im also desperately horny too. and you guys can be on stage too if you want
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