Dad Bod with a Fart Kink

Pansexual male in his 30s with a dad bod and an ever increasing fart kink | Side blog | MDNI 18+ ONLY

[fartingishot]

Hi there!

This is a sideblog, I'll follow back from main! (PS how the hell was this URL available lol)

30s | Pansexual male with a dad bod++ | Switch | MDNI 18+ | Bigots/fascists/terfs DNI

Loooong time tumblr user but this is a new sideblog cause I just really need a place to appreciate girls farting. And honestly probably start posting some of my own farts if there's interest?? 🫣

Kinks: alllll things farts, rimming, but also cg/l, ageplay, bdsm, degradation, praise, probably countless more.

#my posts <- use this tag to find my writing and my content

#my farts <- if you wanna quickly go to videos/audios of me ripping ass

#anons <- use this tag to find answered anons

[fartingishot]

My stomach is a bit upset in the form of being so incredibly gassy, so not only are my farts ridiculously loud and prominent and sound so gross right now, but fuck does it ever feel SO good to rip ass to make my stomach feel better.

[transguyhounddog]

Facefarts from a father figure who knows how gross you think it is. Who laughs when you grab at him to try and push him away. Who groans loudly on purpose, holding you in place while he lifts his leg and tries to force another one out "No no, wait I think this one's gonna be big..."

Feeling the fabric heat up against your nose while he lets out the most rancid old man fart you've ever heard, so disgusting he has to fan his own nose. Patting your head when you're done and then cooing at the tears in your eyes, at the glare you give him. Chin up, sport. You know he could do worse.

[pervyidiott]

cute girls are meant to be farted on

[pervyidiott]

cute girls are meant to be farted on

[grossmia]

gassy makeout but whoever runs out of farts first gets their face sat on and humiliated…

[femmefartale]

horny ): someone come over and fart with me until we get so worked up our hands wander each other’s bodies as we make out, only pausing to push out another fart

[pervyidiott]

WHEN THEY GRUNT AND MOAN WHILE THEY FART👅👅👅👅👅GRRRRRARGHHHH

[puppyagami]

i’ve been so horny for farts these past few days it’s not even funny. feels so good rubbing my cunt whilst imagining my face being smothered by a gassy ass

[secretdirtygirl]

Licking his balls looking him in the eye while he unloads all of his gass holding my head in place with his thighs

[sorbitolvictim]

😣..

[fartingishot]

I can't stop ripping ass tonight, and every time I do I just immediately picture a pretty little thing under my ass whining about how disgusting it is that I keep farting in her face but then she shoves her face back in between my cheeks and starts licking my asshole even more eagerly

[princessbubblesfarts]

The idea of someone getting off to my farts is like the hottest thing I could think of

[princessbubblesfarts]

Fit check 🥰 I really had to share this one with ya’ll, it was too good not to hahahaha. I love compliments and treats and pretty dresses and farting 🤭

[dollforgas]

Who knew that the cutest most feminine girls wanted to be farted on so desperately?

[puppyagami]

i’ve been so horny for farts these past few days it’s not even funny. feels so good rubbing my cunt whilst imagining my face being smothered by a gassy ass

[dollforgas]

Pleaseeeeeeee it’s a need

[grossmia]

gassy makeout but whoever runs out of farts first gets their face sat on and humiliated…