[pervertedangel777]

Reliving my upset tummy of morning gas

[pervertedangel777]

A lil clip of some toilet farts <3 for a special someone

[imjustasillygal]

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This reeked omg lmao

[the-butch-brapper]

Jean faaaaaarts~

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[estro-boi]

damn this blew up. click here for more lifehacks 👇

The Marxist theory of the state and the tasks of the proletariat in the revolution

[sorbitolvictim]

that was so loud! .////.”

[sorbitolvictim]

😳

[pervertedangel777]

Made it into store instantly ran to bathroom was talking to a girl where the meds were and started ripping and she pointed me to the bathroom.

[bunkerair]

Degradation and praise in eprocto except its reversed>>

Someone groaning in embarrassment, pain and relief as gas pains move lower and lower down their abdomen. They made the mistake of eating something that didn't agree with them, and now their body is eager to relieve itself. Unfortunately, their partner is a bit of a sadist, and upon discovering their little problem, is massaging the gut in all the right ways, kissing their forehead and telling them they'll feel better in no time, and they're doing so well. They're super embarrassed, and their lover laughs hearing the suppressed farts hit their lap, feeling the sickly warmth hit them, and inhaling as deeply as possible to make them feel more humiliated.

Bonus points if the sadistic one comments on the smell, leaning in close to their poor partner's neck.

"Hmm, guess those spices really didn't agree with you, they're coming right out again. My poor angel. I don't mind though, you smell delicious."

[sorbitolvictim]

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[sorbitolvictim]

god, those last farts mustve stank. from what you ate, im sure we'll be hearing more~

😳😳…

[sorbitolvictim]

i had 3 packs of chili noodles, a cup of white rice, and a whole block of pumpkin seed tofu .///. and some fruit leather..,

[sorbitolvictim]

[sorbitolvictim]

[virginiascent]

I'm sorry, these toots just sounded silly! 🤭

[virginiascent]

A noisy complaint from my butt!

[virginiascent]

What a squeaky bunch! 🤭