King of Freaks

He/it || not a minor || TERFs go die.

[transguyhounddog]

Heya,

About me: Transsexual male, aroace slut and writer.

What I'm into: Farts, burps, piss and scat. But only in a degrading kinda way.

What I post: Sometimes writing, sometimes art. Always something about farts. This is a sideblog cuz I'm too shy to post on main lol

Sometimes I also post about fauxcest, in case that's someone's yuck.

My DNI: TERF/TIRFs, Zionists, Racists and overall just hateful people. Be weird but be kind.

DMs are open if you can be chill. Golden rule applies.

[transguyhounddog]

We all love an unbothered farter but what about the disgusted ones? The guys who press your nose into their crack while they hold their own. Who gag just at the sound of it while making you endure the smell, the taste. Who meet your eyes as they do.

"God, that's awful, I don't know how you haven't thrown up yet. Anyways, here's another one"

[transguyhounddog]

Dad who forces you to share a stall with him because all the others are occupied, insisting that he changed your diapers so it doesn't matter if you pee in front of him. Who waits until you're seated, too busy trying to cover yourself up as much as possible that you don't notice him bending over, spreading his cheeks to reveal his already puckering asshole.

Dad who can barely hold back his laughter because you can't complain without letting everyone know that you're sharing a stall with another person. Because he knows what it would look like to an outsider. So you just have to sit there and sniff his farts, each worse than the last, right in your face and lingering in the air after.

And besides, even if you tried to get out, you'd still have to get past him to open the door. And he's got a whole lot more in the tank.

[transguyhounddog]

Proposing the tag "fartcest" for people who like the combination of eprocto and fauxcest, since I've realized there's more than a few of us out there.

[gashotbox]

shameless farters who are super fucking annoying about it. who cock a leg up and sigh superrr loudly after ripping the most monstrous, nastiest, raunchiest fart of a lifetime🤤 whoo obnoxiously press their fingers to the pucker before they rip one disgustingly wet and take the deepest, most attention-seeking snifff after🤤🤤

[transguyhounddog]

Hear me out... sleezy older brother farts

Hearing you out and raising you—older brother who tortures you with his farts because Dad finds it funny, making a show of sticking his ass in your face and letting it rip whenever you're trying to have some father-child bonding time to steal the attention.

Older brother who gets a pat on the back and a "good one, son" instead of a reprimand, who learns that grossing you out always works in his favor <3

[tourniquetted]

thinking about being the waiting room fart filter at a gastroenterologist’s office. bound and exposed, stripped down for the patients to ogle while they await their appointments. it’s just a long line of people with rancid sewage farts and bubble guts waiting to use you, a never ending stream of people whose holes you must sniff and lick.

sometimes they’re nice and don’t undo their belts— let you sniff over the pants. other times, you’re buried in the sweaty, hairy swamp ass of someone you don’t even know. maybe a seemingly composed woman will approach you and blow a wet fart up your nostrils, or maybe a slobbish man will adjust his bulge before mushing his balls into the bridge of your nose and ripping a nasty fart down your airways.

and all you can do is take it, taking in shuddering inhales of muggy, tainted air that’s more gas than anything. you have a new purpose, now.

doctor’s orders, after all.

[transguyhounddog]

I know I usually fantasize about disgusting grimy men but there's something special about a guy in a pristine black suit, every detail about him perfect from the way he styled his hair to the shine of his shoes, cornering you in the public bathroom because he needs someone to sniff up his farts and you look like just enough of a lowlife to do it.

The entitlement, the rubbing of fabric you can't even afford against your nose, the contrast of someone so put together letting out enormous wet blasts that sound like he's seconds away from shitting his pants.

I need to be reprimanded for moving too much and then hear genuine disgust in his voice when he tries to hold me still by my hair because of how oily it is. I need him to act like I'm the gross one in this situation, like it doesn't matter how inhumane this is because clearly I'm used to degrading myself for others.

He doesn't have that luxury, so sniff harder. He needs to smell good for his next meeting.

[godslittlechewtoy]

stoic and uptight men losing control and letting out loud, wet farts until they inevitably fill their underwear with shit, more humiliated than they've ever been. bonus points if they cry afterwards from the sheer embarrassment

[gashotbox]

monster gf with huge shits who has no choice but to use your bathtub because the toilet is too small... god help you if youre in it

monster gf who takes absolutely monstrous fucking loads.. huge, steaming piles of shit that crackle out of her pucker all loud and noisy . splashing in and UPENDING most of the water in the tub with a little wave. monster gf whose hot jets of piss are so thick and long they overflow the bathtub and then some. a positively never-ending stream that sprays on the walls and spills over the floor.. she’s never been good at aiming

[gashotbox]

god i love the idea of a partner who uses the bathtub as a toilet. regardless (or especially) if you’re in it or not.

like you relaxing in the tub when they come sauntering in.. lazily unzipping their jeans as they prop their foot on the edge of the bathtub; grinning down at you, eyes half-lidded with a casual "hey, baby,” before they’re unleashing a long, hot jet of piss into the tub. you can feel the water start warming and foaming at the sides as it turns yellow. their relieved “ah..” as they go.. and you can't hide the way your face sears red and you sink a little deeper into the filthy water, blushing hard.

bonus: they’re not done yet. they sigh, relieved as they drop their pants with a little grunt and sit themselves at the edge of the tub - wiggling their ass to make themselves comfortable as they start to push. and all you can do is sit there and watch as their rumbling, ominous splutters of gas that bubble the water turn into hot, wet sloppy shit that pours out of their puckered asshole, flooding the yellowed water with brown😵‍💫😵‍💫

[justpassingthruyou]

How to prepare yourself, as a man, for a rimjob.

Before your date, don't shower that day. Take a shit about 30 minutes or so before it comes over and don't wipe.

Let that disgusting thing lick the shit off you and get you clean.

You're a man, you should be saving on toilet paper.

[transguyhounddog]

Dad rubbing his finger against his asshole and then holding it under your nose <333

[transguyhounddog]

Dad who's sick and tired of you leeching off him and tries to make you move out by being gross as hell.

Always waiting for you to get in the shower to use the bathroom, letting the smell of his shit and piss linger in the air along with the fog.

Walking around nude and bending over as often as he can so his hairy asshole can wink at you, sometimes with a shot of foul air right at your face.

Using your clothes in place of tissues, for all things tissues are usually used for—you should pray that white crust is just snot, really.

Dad who secretly begins to hope you never move out because he's having far too much fun with this. Maybe feeding your jobless ass is worthless if it forces you to sniff his.

[transguyhounddog]

Disgusting bloated father figures hmu

[deepgreedywhiffs]

Recently surprised myself fantasizing about an alien coming down and 'experimenting' on me what the human olfactory could detect and how much it could handle. Trying out every different kind of food from earth or beyond, testing every single sort of gas + every different position possible with a modified biology, and asking for excruciatingly DETAILED FEEDBACK about them each as I sputter and reel from each round. Them keeping me on a steralized metal table, cold to the back as I'm strapped down for my own safety, a methodical smattering of impliments just off to my side at the edges of my vision. Hell, why stop just with gas, you could run the whole olfactory gauntlet and more but I'll leave that to the imagination for now. Maybe there's even a whole team in the background there - or just one person as scarily efficient as a whole team - who are working to just start the cycle of waking me up and putting me down with how they smell over and over again until they've pushed human limits or my minds broken completely. Dropped off in the wood with foggy but wistful memories and a nose left unable to ever forget their scent.

[godslittlechewtoy]

had kind of a difficult week so I need a guy using my face as a chair and letting out rank bubbly farts while he pays me no mind