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one two one two 🎙️

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INRTO POSTT ;DDDDD

hello this account is ran by 2 glorious pooks ;P pook 1 (ari) is the proud alpha and pook 2 (simon) is the immediate omega (nyon irl) :0 and here you can follow the journey of two long distance pooks ;PP

AS SAID WE DO NOT LIKE THE PAUL BROTHERS WE FORGOT THEY EXISTED AND MADE THIS NAME IN HONOR OF THE TRUE PAUL

We will post kinda whatever but it will always be both of us and our posting schedule will prob be random for now :p

WE ARE NOT FANS NOR ASSOCIATES OF THE PAUL BROTHERS I REPEAT WE ARE NOT FANS NOR ASSOCIATES OF THE PAUL BROTHERS WE CHOSE OUR NAME BECAUSE OF PAUL THE ALIEN AND FORGOT THAT THE PAULINATORS ALREADY EXCIST AND WE ARE KEEPING THE NAME BECAUSE WE LIKE IT AND OUT OF PRIDE

Pook 1 intro ;P (ari) i will use blue for my text so it is easier to tell us apart :') also green will mean its both of us/we did it together :00

I am 14 :D i have animals and like uhh like music and comedy ig..? i also like writing and writing music but im no good at it so like dont expect idk

... me n pook are currenly long distance sence pook moved from cali to tex(ass)

Hi- 3::-)

this is pook#2, I’m fourteen years old, uhm i’m not gendered- i exist off any spectrum so…that’s cool..

i recently moved to hell (commonly referred to as texas) and uh…1,000 special we’ll reunite ((not click bait)) :;-p

uh i like art, researching useless history, writing, and nothing special…that’s really it-

and i have personal issues that will make the schedule implode…sorry about that..

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I hate this bitch, we had a falling out because she's a weirdo

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When Layla eventually kills, I want to be in the documentary.

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what if i became friends with layla and it’s like an inside spy thing..

of course i die after

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us.

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Lowkey needa poop but I'm at school so I gotta lock in

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I love yaoi!!! N8② sent d work assist bitcticutesmelatign

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woahhhhh

accidentally reblogged something to the paulinators like pookie almost reblogging her fanfics

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I keep on ALMOST reblogging fan fiction on here and having a mini heart attack then having to come check and make sure I didnt

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MY CAKE WONT LOAD DAMIT

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rub my belly

(not affiliated with logan pale)

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When Layla eventually kills, I want to be in the documentary.

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no she’s like def killed animals before, like she’s on step one

and i too also want to be in the documentary.

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When Layla eventually kills, I want to be in the documentary.

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I think lil huddy might be knocking on my door

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Who lowkey thinks pook should come over rn

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Fuck urmother

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I fucking hate Urmother he ruined the melt

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Fucking RUINED it bro I'm so fucking mad

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All entitled- like you were NOT there

We are like the founding fathers, newbie

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RIGHT like "oooo just teleport we need to teleport blah blah blah" WE FUCKING TRIED YOU DUMB BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT

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Joined after peak melt too and tried to act like they were in charge

Like no you aren't gonna carry everyone, that's our job bc we watched this grow from only 3 people to half the server

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Right like telling people to get on you like you dint kill the perfect fucking melt then being all pissy like you have a say, no bitch me pook and unifox started this shit and you wanna act like you know what your doing you uneducated swine

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Right!?

Like you joined for, what? 15 minutes max, meanwhile we were in the trenches of the melt for an hour straight.

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Yeah and then ON TOP OF THAT when WE were trying to get the melt back and fix it YOU ACTED LIKE YOU HAD AUTHORITY???? NO YOU ARE A USELESS PICE OF THE MELT GET OFF OR STFU

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I know dude, like I tried to pick him up a thousand times an he just wouldn't get on-

Like if anyone's picking me up it's gonna be pookie dude- not some wanna be Deku

Using black whip every 5 seconds like an annoying bug

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Right an then literally being the reason the melt ended because your fuckass couldn't stop using blackwhip and splitting us up and killing half of the ORIGINAL melt bro.

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heh...

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LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!