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「 #1 - The Great King 」

vesperfly

「 #1 - The Great King 」

imgayforkarkat-blog

does my fictional boyfriend know how real and deep my love for him is

suncelia-art

hey, somebody is here to pick you up

moonpaw

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic:

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

moonpaw

this is my most controversial post

softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

insertchaoticenbyname

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

chimerickat

Posts like this make me feel old.

2009? You sweet summer child…

destroyalovesu

oh cousin oskaar we’re really in it now

Incorrect Genshin Quotes.

Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.

Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Kidnapper: We have your daughter.

Jean: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.

Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Zhongli: Honey?

Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?

Childe: Don't lie to my face again.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Childe: [throws brick through window]

Childe: Okay, let’s go!

Y/N:

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Diluc: *genuinely smiles*

Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Y/N: Fuck you.

Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.

Y/N: what?

Lisa: what?

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?

Childe: We had slushies.

Y/N: I had a blue one.

Childe: I had a red one.

Zhongli:

Zhongli: Oh.

Zhongli: OH.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Jean: How are you feeling?

Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.

Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!

Diluc: It’s back.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -

Qiqi: Yes.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!

Kaeya: *points at Diluc*

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Diluc: *sighs*

Diluc: Hot damn.

Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Y/N: We’re married.

Venti: Still.

amezure

based on this post lskdñlaskd 😂 | Instagram

stinkydumb-bug

Me as I open ao3: “I just wanna feel something again”

toastbutteregg

akaashichigo

smitten sumu

five-rivers

I know virtually nothing about the Legend of Korra, but I heard that Avatar Korra was raised in a top secret, highly secure, White Lotus compound, and I like to imagine that if Zuko ever heard those words together in a single sentence he would immediately teleport himself to said compound and kidnap take Avatar Korra on a life changing field trip.

White Lotus Guy: So, due to reasons, Avatar Korra is being raised in a top secret, highly secure compound, the location of which is known only to the most trustworthy members of the White Lotus and Avatar Korra’s parents. We’re giving you a heads up since you’re a world leader.

Zuko: Cool. So when do you want me to break in?

WLG: Uh. What?

Zuko: When do you want me to break in? Like, I don’t want disrupt any of your plans.

WLG: Never. We never want you to break in. We don’t want anyone to break in. That’s the point.

Zuko: Okay, gotcha.

*after WLG leaves*

Zuko: So, they want it to be a surprise.