Fast Food Haiku

I love fast food. But, I have Celiac's, so basically most fast food is now off limits. Writing haikus of my beloved greasy grub is how I deal.

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#ophthalmologist time! #road trip to nashvegas.

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That's right, mama. The answer is administer #oxygen therapy. Remember you #ABCs and #ABGs. #nursingschoollife #whitegermanshepherdsofinstagram (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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#rainbowtrout are ready for a #roadtrip. (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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He might still be partially blind, but #RallyBoy can still catch the heck out of a ball. #glaucoma #recovery #ehrlichiosis (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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#valentine's day is also #organize the #tackle day. This what I do to worn out/rusty #lures. 🤓 Way too excited about this. #fishinglife

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When your Valentine is a #fisherman and loves candy. #loveafisherman #happyvalentinesday #fishing #crappieseason2k16 (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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When your Valentine is a fisherman. #happyvalentinesday #loveafisherman #fishing #cantwaitforbassseason (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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Our all day #veterinarian day is still ongoing. I got my little bubba a gift for being such a good #dog. Everyone here loves him. #frisbeedog (at Banfield Pet Hospital)

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When your friend brings you #sourdoughstarter to class 😍 #growing #itsalive (at Austin Peay State University)

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#scoutmctrout fully supports my #lowcarb diet. #foodbuddy #whitegermanshepherdsofinstagram (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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#scoutmctrout taking a #selfie. 😂 #whitegermanshepherdsofinstagram (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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My mother taught me that #coffee and mass #organization binges cures all. #nursingschoollife

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Titled: How to recognize a spoiled dog. #whitegermanshepherdsofinstagram #spoileddog #scoutmctrout (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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Dog post five hundred: #scoutmctrout stole the whole thing. 😂 (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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Jerry is attempting to #negotiate for more space with #scoutmctrout. He lost. (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)

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Eight hour #lecture days are more exhausting than 12hr work days. #starwars #stormtrooper

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His favorite game is "snake attack!" #whitegermanshepherdsofinstagram #scoutmctrout #slushysnow (at Clearwater Springs Campground and Trout Farm)