Centered around living with someone/long-term relationships. Can be used for ships or singular characters.
B(athroom) - Is their shared bathroom messy or organized? Do they enjoy showering/bathing with their partner?
A(nniversary) - How do they celebrate anniversaries with their partner?
C(elebration) - What holidays do they and their partner celebrate? What are birthdays like? Do they like hosting parties and meals?
D(inner) - Do they eat dinner with their partner every night? Do they do most of the cooking, or at least help with it? Do they like to talk about their day or enjoy a comfortable silence?
E(ntrance) - How do they greet their partner when they arrive home?
F(amily) - Do they want to start a family with their partner? Any pets or children? How do they get along with their partner's relatives?
G(roceries) - Do they like to go shopping with their partner? Are they trying to sneak treats into the cart when no one is looking?
H(ouse) - How quick do they ask to live together? Where do they and their partner move in together? Do they get a new place entirely, or does one just start living with the other?
I(ndoors) - What's their favorite way to spend a lazy/rainy day in with their partner?
J(obs) - Do they work with their partner? If not, do they ever visit their place of work?
K(eepsake) - Have they decorated with/displayed any mementos from their relationship?
L(aundry) - Do they help with their partner's laundry, or do they only focus on their own clothes? Do they share a closet or dresser with their partner?
M(ornings) - What's it like waking up with them? Are they a morning person, or does their partner have to drag them out of bed?
N(ights) - What's their nightly routine with their partner? Do they go to bed earlier, later, or at the same time? How do they sneak into bed when they've come home late?
O(rbit) - Are they constantly at their partner's side, or do they keep to themself more?
P(resent) - Do they often bring home gifts for their partner? What do they usually buy?
Q(uarrel) - Do they get into fights with their partner often? Do they let it escalate or try to calm it down?
R(esponsibility) - Do they take on very many chores? Do they complain about it? How helpful are they when it comes to housework?
S(ickness) - How do they take care of their partner when they're ill? How do they like to be taken care of when the roles are reversed?
T(elevison) - Do they watch TV with their partner regularly? What do they watch? (Morning news? Sitcoms? Dramas?) Do they ever fight over the remote?
U(nwind) - What's their favorite way to be comforted when coming home from a stressful day? How would they comfort their stressed partner?
V(acation) - How often do they take trips with their partner? What is their ideal vacation?
W(edding) - Are they and their partner married? Do they elope or have a more traditional wedding, if any?
X - Free Space. Write whatever you want.
Y(earn) - How much do they miss their partner when they have to be away from home for a while? How do they react when they finally return home?
Z(est) - Do they find domestic life boring or exciting? Do they regret choosing this kind of life?
thank u guys for the love on my dae-ho post now i feel obligated to post my thanos ABCs cuz he literally consumes my brain like a parasite!!! also excuse poor grammar i threw this together in google docs in one night
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
aftercare is not his strong suit but it's still oddly comforting. he’ll usually light up a joint for you 2 to smoke while laying together watching tv. he usually dozes off first while running his fingers through your hair even though he promises to stay up for you
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
huge boobie lover no matter what size he just loves sucking on em and also has an infatuation with necks and grabbing them. he loves having his hand around your neck, he doesnt even have to be choking you he just loves how submissive and powerless you look under his grip (he does like choking tho ofc). as far as himself goes though idk he's kinda obsessed with himself so he doesn't usually think about just one body part but maybe his hands. or dick..
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves filling your throat with cum, when you're going down on him and hes about to finish he makes sure to hold your head down until you swallow every last drop and are left gasping for breath
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
secretly loves when you take control every now and then, sometimes being the boss is too much work. especially loves it when you take charge unexpectedly like straddling him or grabbing him by his necklace and pulling him in for a kiss
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
really cocky and for good reason, his body count is kind of insane and he definitely knows what hes doing. he hits all the right spots and when he hears you moan in pleasure he’ll only go harder and faster.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
kind of unexpected but LOVES when you're on top and making eye contact. he likes guiding your hips as you ride him and thrusting into you from underneath if he senses you getting tired. doggy style is a close second cuz he loves pulling your hair
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
its really hot how he can be primal but lighthearted at the same time. he's serious about the intimacy and making you feel good, but he's also really cocky and will smirk like an annoying slut while absolutely manhandling you cuz he knows what it does to you
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i think he's gotten comments in the past so he started regularly shaving down there 💀 he's got just the right amount of hair
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he seems like the kind of guy who just wants to get in your pants and ditch but in the moment hes actually surprisingly gentle with you. if your hair gets in the way he’ll tuck it behind your ear, he'll place his hand under your head while viciously pounding you, he’ll ask if everything feels right for you before continuing. also makes a lot of close eye contact and whispers in your ear about how good you feel (if he's high however..... thats a whole different story he turns into an ANIMAL)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
usually doesnt need to jerk off but if nobody is there to help him out he's forced to rub one out on his own, and he definitely watches porn to help get the job done. i just know he looks so hot doing it too he throws his head back and bites his lip n shit. and he groans when he cums fs
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
hair pulling and pain. craves the feeling of your nails clawing at his back and gripping his hair while going at it. inflicting pain turns him on as well but would never do anything out of your comfort zone. but he does like seeing you marked up after a good time. also HEAVILY into choking like if you're spending the night with him you should just expect to get choked out. he also might've accidentally caused you to pass out a few times but that's neither here nor there!!
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
lowkey an exhibitionist, he will fuck you any time he feels horny and he doesn't care who hears or sees. any location is his favorite but something about doing it in a public bathroom stall fuels him
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
it turns him on when you match his cocky and bold energy, like if he starts dirty talking and you say something even nastier he cant help but pop a stiffy. also likes when you get touchy with him all he can think about is getting alone with you so he can put his hands all over you
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
probably wouldnt like to be tied up, he prefers to be the one in control where that's concerned
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
so good with his tongue you'd think he has multiple. it drives him crazy when he can feel you grab his hair and writhe underneath him from all the pleasure. he will make you cum twice just from using his fingers before anything else even happens and it fuels his ego like crazy. also no surprise that he loves when you sit on his face and let him go to town
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he starts nice and slow to get you going but as soon as he hears you enjoying yourself he picks up the pace. but if he pops a pill first he will just fuck you as fast and rough as possible and can go all night long
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
probably wouldn't survive without a good quickie, he can touch himself all he wants but it's usually not enough for him. if he's horny he doesn't care where you are he’ll fuck you right then and there and act all nonchalant about it afterwards
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he's down to try anything at least once even if he knows he probably wouldn't enjoy it. especially if you're enthusiastic about trying something new he will follow your every command
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
when he's high he can go for as many rounds as your heart desires. he can also last a good while, like 10-15 minutes every round, its especially satisfying to him when you have orgasms together
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he definitely has a small toy collection but theyre only really needed on special occasion if things get repetitive. he also has one for himself that he uses when he's extra desperate
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he can be such an asshole but he loves to see you beg for him to let you cum. when your breathing gets heavier and you grow louder that's when he slows down and teases you until you're begging and pleading to cum, and when you finally do he will praise the fuck out of you; “that's my good boy/girl.”
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
tries to stay quiet and collected but it usually ends up slipping out in a loud groan. other times he just doesnt gaf and will let out aggressive breathy growls in your ear
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
it's honestly a guilty pleasure for him when you use some teeth when sucking him off. something about the pain drives him crazy in a good way
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
hes not packing anything crazy or super intimidating, but it's definitely big enough to get the job done and done WELL. around 6.5 inches with a cute curve ^___^
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
REAALLYYY fucking horny like all the fucking time idk how he acts like such a gentlemen half the time. gets needy and sexually frustrated if he hasn't fucked in a while but when he finally does itll be the best you've ever had he’ll be so rough while also kissing you all over
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
acts like he's not affected or tired at all but he passes tf out so fast. he’ll talk you up and praise you for how good u were and run his hands through your hair and then conks out like 2 seconds later. usually doesn't end up cleaning up or showering immediately he just waits til he wakes up
I found one of these that looked like fun, so I filled it out. This takes place in the same "continuity" as my other Mr. Puzzles X Reader stories, but you don't have to read any of them to understand what's going on here.
(I guess the only warning I want to give is one of these prompts mentions Reader having a uterus/periods. If that doesn't align with you or your Reader headcanon, skip it or don't read.)
A = Affections (How do they show their love)
Mr. Puzzles loves kissing you, and you love kissing him back. The way he kisses you is through little shocks from his screen to your mouth (well, it’s usually your mouth he’s kissing.) He also likes hugs and hand holding and just touching you in general.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part)
Puzzles loves your hands. Being touch-starved, he’ll try anything to get you to feel him up. A close second body part is your eyes. Not only does he find them beautiful, but he also likes being watched.
C = Children (Do they want kids)
Absolutely not. Mr. Puzzles knew he was bad with kids before, and the lowest point/brainrot/PuzzleBox incident reinforced that for him. Maybe you’d be able to sway him if you want kids, but it’d take a lot of time and effort.
D = Dating (Often going out or not)
Puzzles likes watching movies and television, but he doesn’t really consider those dates - usually because if he really wants to watch something, he’ll find it more interesting than you. For dates, it’s going to a restaurant or doing something you like.
E = Experience (Dated before or no?)
No friends equals no dating experience. However, Mr. Puzzles has watched enough romantic TV shows and movies that he thinks this gives him some sort of edge. The reality of your relationship quickly changes this thought process, though.
F = Favorite places (Locations they love going to)
Again, Puzzles loves going to the movies, but he knows to win you over, he should probably spend time going to places you like.
G = Goofy (Are they jokesters or not?)
Mr. Puzzles has an odd sense of humor. At least, a different sense of humor than the SMG4 Crew. You quickly get used to it and see it as part of his charm.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)
Puzzles is usually well-dressed and doesn’t like the thought of appearing in anything other than his usual attire. That being said, he doesn’t always take the best care of his TV head. Since he “adopted” it instead of being created/born with it, he’s not always sure how to take care of it. Usually you’re the one wiping smudges off his screen.
I = Intimacy (Close every day?)
Mr. Puzzles will not leave your side unless it’s for your work, his work, or you hanging out with the SMG4 Crew.
J = Jealousy (How jealous they get)
“Jealous” is Puzzles’s middle name, and he’ll get clingy towards you if he perceives others as threatening your relationship. If he thinks you’re unfaithful for whatever reason, however, he’ll become surprisingly quiet until you “figure it out,” as he says when you ask what’s wrong. (And if he’s really upset about it, he’ll “make” you figure it out.)
K = Kisses (Where do they love to kiss)
Mr. Puzzles usually goes right for the head when it comes to kissing. He loves kisses just about anywhere on his body.
L = Love (How you both met)
Puzzles didn’t meet you until he kidnapped the SMG4 Crew. You wanted some refuge from the storm, and the castle seemed like a safe place before the power went out. You met him when you were pulled into PuzzleVision with everyone else.
M = Marriage (Do they like the idea)
Mr. Puzzles would love nothing more than to marry his significant other. Almost all “good” fictional romances end in marriage, after all. Still, he wants your input; if you don’t want to be married for whatever reason, he’ll say it’s fine (but he might try a few more times anyway)
N = Nosy (Do they get all up in your stuff)
Puzzles tries not to be nosy. He’ll respect your privacy if you respect his. However, his days of spying on people have made him particularly good at finding secrets without even meaning to.
O = Open (Open about the relationship or nay)
Mr. Puzzles would broadcast your relationship status on every screen available if he could. 😅
P = Possessiveness (Hide you away or open)
Possessive? Oh yes. Puzzles would like nothing more than to hide you away in his head and give you all the love he thinks you deserve. Therapy has helped, but if you look like you’re being threatened, he’s right there with a hand on your shoulder.
Q = Quirks (Interesting bits)
Mr. Puzzles’s accent? Totally fake. Your first tip-off is that the “British" man appears to think British television is a form of torture. After asking him, he says his accent is supposed to be Transatlantic, which you found out was a made-up accent for shows and movies (how fitting.) He never slips into another accent, so you reason he’s adopted his current one for a while.
R = Random (Are they spontaneous or calm)
Puzzles doesn’t usually like randomness, if Mario’s anything to go by. However, he does try to surprise you with gifts and romantic gestures (if you like surprises that is.)
S = Spoiler (Spoil you rotten?)
Mr. Puzzles spoils you rotten. Whatever your love language, he’s got something prepared. Words of affirmation? He’s come up with so many, he has a list. Receiving gifts? He makes them all himself. Acts of service? He’ll do anything just to hear you say “I love you.”
T = Takings (Why’d they fall in love with you)
Puzzles is touch-starved and saw you as a source of affection. Eventually, he saw you as a person. You reciprocated his feelings soon after that.
U = Uterus dealings (How do they handle your period?)
Mr. Puzzles doesn’t mind the sight of blood, but the smell upsets him. Besides that, he’s the typical caring boyfriend: he’s there with whatever you need (even if what you need is alone time.) You tried to use his warm TV head as a heating pad once, but it’s way too heavy for that.
V = Volatile (Do they have a temper)
Oh yes. Puzzles never takes it out on you, but his short temper is one of his biggest flaws.
W = Wildcard (Random fact)
“Mr. Puzzles” is not just a name he got from his type of television. He’s really good at solving puzzles. This varies from Rubik’s cubes, to crosswords, to mystery shows and movies.
X = Xystus (Most men love their gardens, do they?)
Puzzles can’t take care of anything that isn’t a creation of his TV head. However, he does know a lot about the language of flowers. He also knows your favorite flower, despite the fact you never told him.
Y = Yearning (Lots of physical contact or non)
Do I need to say again how touch-starved Mr. Puzzles is? If it were possible, he’d make you hold onto him and never let go.
Z = Zzz (Lazy or active)
Puzzles tries to maintain a normal sleep schedule with you around. Keyword: “tries.” He’s a pretty active person, putting off sleep whenever he gets an idea he needs to work on. Sometimes the only thing you can do is stay up with him so he doesn’t get too lonely.
(The Masterpost is here. Please let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list.)
