WELCOME TO THE SPLATTER ZONE

An expression of awful taste in music, film, and other garbage.

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Booked this gig at the pad and I am extremely excited about it.

If you facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/1501932330069304/

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In theory Halloween should be my favorite time of year but I think I actually hate it because everyone expects you to go do social things because of it and I love creepy gory spooky bullshit and feel like a freak 365 days a year without a seasonal excuse.

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Weird copy of the Raw Nerve demo I just got. They made these electric chair covers for a weekend tour to STL and KC. Glad to finally own a copy of this tape. I miss this band a whole lot.

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Coming in hot.

If you facebarf: https://www.facebook.com/events/745978055459279/

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Sophomore slump. Not good not bad just boring. Jeffrey Combs saves it from being total dreck.

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I was born 20 years too late.

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A not-particularly-good-but-mostly-alright Cramps bootleg DVD I found recently.

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Found this wild ass copy of xBrainiax's Disgrace to the Corpse of Eric Wood with a cover by Food Fortunata at the far inferior of the two record stores in my city for three bucks. Have never heard of or seen this before.

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Recent gore scores. Exhumed and Impaled demo tapes. Too excited to own these.

[milesgrmmr-deactivated20141029]

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Comin' up real soon!

facebarf event: https://www.facebook.com/events/655457134536782/

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Yo I actually hate making these posts but I just put up some really choice stuff for sale online. Black Panties and Rüz flexis on Lumpy Records, Lumpy and the Dumpers demo 7”s with posters, a restock of the Big Zit demo tape, and one lucky shitbag can buy a copy of the Cool Bands mixtape. http://www.cretinousrecords.storenvy.com

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Picked Clean - Life Sucks, Hardcore Rules

I now own 6 copies of this record but this is the first one with an actual cover and without hilarious passive aggressive stuff written on it. This band was really fucking good.

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Lumpy and the Dumpers - Sex Pit

I am a jackass and forgot to buy this record when the Dumpers played a couple shows in Indiana in February, now I am punished with this stupid version with a xerox cover colored in with crayon as opposed to the nice screened covers most of these have. "You are one of the 78 dummies with the shitty crayon sleeve. Still the first press though. Congrats, fuckface."

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Spring breakers

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Spring bungcation 2k14 wasn't as bungy as it should/could have been but it was still cool. These pictures were taken at the lake where I work. Ariel and I saw a pair of swans take flight off of a frozen patch of the lake, it was a lot less graceful than you might expect. Pat is still stoked on canoes that one person can carry.

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Thee Nodes - All Day, Every Day

I finally own a copy of this goddamn record and it happens to be the tour version. There are some lipstick kisses on the center label. This record didn't disappoint even after waiting like a year to hear the fucking thing (I bought a tape that was supposed to have these tracks on it but the band wrote the tracks in the insert as a joke. Said tape has since been reissued and actually has the tracks on it. Fucking bastards.)

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One college year's worth of tapes.

[milesgrmmr-deactivated20141029]

UBR-001: bloomington’s premiere retro-futuristic judgment-free punk act has dropped their very first audio recording, and boy is it a doozy! ten wild punk tracks complete with reversible full color j-card - this cassette is as much as a treat for the eyes as it is for the ears! townies can pick it up from me or the band, nwi/chicago creeps can snag it from my boy big d, and those unfortunate enough to not live in the midwest can order a copy here. this is the music of the future, stay ahead of the curve!!

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I started a second label with my bud Miles. This is the first release and we are really proud of it. You could buy one here: http://cretinousrecords.storenvy.com/collections/268017-all-products/products/7102922-russian-top-gun-cs