headcanons about the bitch
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veronica lee crabtree (yes that is her actual middle name) is 58 years old.
she did die, but was brought back to life by mistake by mephesto and kevin. they meant to do it to someone else but they are fucking dumbasses
now she is back in her home with her bird
veronica grew up near the border of middle park and south park (on the middle park side, but within view of a south park sign)
when she was younger she had a husband who died. a few weeks after he died their baby was born. her name was maggie.
veronica tried her best to care for the baby, but made the horrible mistake one day of briefly leaving her outside alone to pick up the phone. she instantly came back out and saw maggie was gone.
she spent years searching for her daughter. she still does not know her status. however, recently there was an anon on the blog who seems to be her, revealing she has had a good life and is now in college. this has overjoyed veronica, though she is still a bit unsure.
the bird was an egg when veronica found it. she took it home and hatched it herself, and kept it as her pet. it's her closest companion.
recently, ms crabtree has started hanging around liane cartman more. they have been bonding over being alone.
ms crabtree has messed up views on homosexuality. she claims to hate it but really does not want to care. she has a lot of internalized homophobia. she wants to be supportive but it stops her.
ms crabtree is bi like literally every sp character but has a harder time coming to terms with it
insecure about her weight. she has been overweight her entire life. her mother did not have much access to food growing up, so she gave veronica a lot to make up for it. unfortunately this caused her to have a warped diet
ms crabtree yells all the time because the bus is so loud, causing her to have to yell and get attention. most of the time she LOOKS and sounds angry but actually is not
veronica's parents fought a lot. she inherited her father's screaming voice
veronica was the only surviving baby the crabtrees had. the others did not make it past birth or their first week.
she was an accident too (of course the baby they didnt even want is the one that lived)
ms crabtree has a hard time sleeping because she has a lot of nightmares and hears voices all the time
sometimes she takes out her old lovey and cries into it when having a really bad night
her teeth are stained yellow mostly due to an obscene intake of sweets and chocolate as her comfort foods. she (surprisingly) rarely smokes. you'll probably never see it when it happens; she does it in private. it's a last resort.
after being resurrected, she went right back to the bus driving position. it's hard finding new work
sometimes she sleeps in flower beds. it never lasts long enough
she was dropped as a baby and you can still see the crack in her skull through an x ray
ms crabtree had her appendix removed and has a scar from it
her right front tooth is split from an accident many years ago
she snores a lot and i mean a LOT.
cannot see very well. i do not know why south park elementary has a woman who is going deaf and blind driving their bus
as a toddler and child, veronica was smaller than average. she was born a bit earlier than expected. she was usually the smallest in a group
but definitely not the lightest
ms crabtree keeps movies and shows she likes on tape in the bus for the little tv
ms crabtree is ambidextrous, actually
she has that gene where no matter how old she gets, how stressed, how whatever, her hair will never fully turn white. (this is based on reality: my dad has this, so did my grandma)
ms crabtree has freckles but they're hard to see
has dyslexia and doesn't know
did not have the best education growing up (she didn't know what an elephant was)
ms crabtree has hazel eyes (mostly brown like mine)
sometimes she visits her now abandoned childhood home
ms crabtree has been spotted yelling at nothing. she has also been seen yelling at trees. she has very very very very bad audio and visual hallucinations.
they are usually what keep her up at night
when her bird falls asleep in her hair, ms crabtree becomes even MORE sensitive to noise and will yell at you if you make a peep. do NOT disturb bird
as shown in city on the edge of forever, roofies have a weird effect on crabtree. instead of making her sleep they make her calm. she must be fed drugs
has stretch marks on her sides and an unusually hairy body
sometimes drives the bus to the fast food place and buys an absurd amount of food and claims it’s “for the kids” when in reality its just her and the bus is empty
after becoming close to liane, crabtree mysteriously has slightly gained weight
crabtree talks a bit differently typing because it is not in person
has constant night terrors (which liane often has to deal with)
that bulge between her legs is probably either old woman crotch fat or her gut
was born with eyebags. just gained more as she grew up
perpetually has lice. it never ends.
has constant stomach aches (because she eats so much processed shit and cant control herself)
needs hugs honestly
feeds the bus bunny regularly
did not wear braces as a child (obviously)
doesn't like leaving things outside. checks a gazillion times at night to make sure she left NOTHING outside
has loose bowels. wets the bed often (sorry
often falls asleep in places she should not be sleeping in, such as the bus or her rocking chair. when in her bed however, she is awake as ever
ms crabtree gets very very very bad chills sometimes. especially when she feels sick (surprise that is also a rather common occurence)
has insane back zits
