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ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Posted Oct 9, 2012

just-shower-thoughts

You can’t change the volume of your inner voice

fatcheshuman

But you CAN tell it to fuck right off

honeystrum-deactivated20170904

who is traitor joe

matzahball

and what did he do :/

fatcheshuman

He sold us out :,/

oraclesofnorway

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

andrewbelami

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

If i were a kind god i would contribute to fixing humanity by giving every person in this earth a tiny skeleton only visible by its owner-- like an angel on your shoulder sort of thing, but it only appears right before youre going to do something bad, it does a little funny dance, and then, in a voice that the fiery pits of hell describe as frightening it says some ominous bullshit from tumblr or reddit and bam humanity is suddenly fixed

this is it. i have finally received the perfect ask. 100/100 fantastic work

theweirdwideweb

maldoror-est-mort

if i had a daughter i would much rather see this than her marry a racist white dude

tikkunolamorgtfo

Reblog to support this interracial Jewish couple who have seized the means of production.

snakecats-deactivated20151123

do you agree

reblog if you agree

whitepeopletwitter

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

reminder that indoor cats should have their claws trimmed not amputated

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

declawing requires removing a piece of your cat's toes, the same way you would have to amputate your fingertips to permanently get rid of the nails. this causes longterm pain & health issues.

trimming your cat's nails can be done easily at home, with great results! your local vet or groomer can also do it for just a few bucks (or can teach you how)

my foster kitten just had hers trimmed for the first time; she did great!

trim, don't declaw

whitepeopletwitter

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

1. eating out less is not going to solve the problem that U.S. workers are drastically underpaid. stop telling people to “budget more and dine out less,” that solves nothing.

2. eating out should not be considered a luxury item! everyone should be paid enough to afford to eat out occasionally! eating at restaurants is an important part of engaging with the local community & supporting small businesses. in a healthy economy, people will be eating out more, not less.

3. the first person who makes a sex joke gets a hot poker wrapped around their neckbones i swear

yourthirdparent

Eating out less? Boy I feel bad for those people’s partners

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*maintains eye contact while heating a poker over an open fire with one hand, pumping iron at the speed of light with the other* as soon as i’m ripped enough to bend this you are in for a world of hot white bleeding pain