Fuller House Starters. (Part 1)
âIn a bare-knuckled fight Elvis destroys Bullwinkle every time.â
âNo wonder your butt was so firm.â
âYou know whatâs weird? (name) is 60 years old and still wearing the same Bugs Bunny Pajamas.â
âthat accent is really cute⌠would you please stop doing it.â
â(name) sends her love but sheâs stuck in New York running her fashion empire.â
âWe only need to pass two more classes to graduate.â
âThe best part about college is that we got hella good surfing!â
âIâve gotta get to work. Iâve got a bride and a groom whoâs dog swallowed their wedding ring. Thatâs what you get for making a beagle your best man.â
âDamn we all still look good!â
âRelax mom, I already know all the bad words: darn, booger and Donald Trump!â
âI feel like this is my house too, I was here more than my own home.â
âOnce again my feet save the day!â
âItâs like the circle of life⌠oh look, and thereâs Simba.â
âI canât worry about the things I canât change.â
âIt sounds boringâ to me. But itâs perfect for you!â
âWhatâs going on in here?â
âThereâs kids and grandkids everywhereâ and a guy with a woodchuck puppet.â
âI love when you talk clean to me.â
âOh hey you guys really dressed up. T-shirts with no holes.â
âRight after we graduate college, weâre moving to LA to open out fish taco truck!â
âYouâre cleaning at housekeeper level!â
âAh ah ah! (name) and I are temporarily separated. I will admit, it does not look good, but my goose is not officially cooked!â
â(name) this is a going away party âŚso, please, go away.â
âYes I made one mistake⌠many, many times.â
âOh sheâs doing great! Sheâs about to go into labor, but Iâm the one putting on all the pregnancy weight.â
âLook, (name), I know youâre not ready to start something new, or restart something old, but I want you to know that, when youâre ready, Iâm gonna be right here.â
âWell youâve gotta remember this was the 70s, when nobody cared about kids getting hurt.â
âShe ruined my cowboy party! She blew out my candles, she stole my wish âwhich was for her to leave, and then when she did leave she rode away on the pony ride pony!â
âYouâre leaving, youâre leaving, youâre leaving, you already left, I hope youâre leaving.â
âIf every word I said could make you laugh Iâd talk forever.â
âIâve been so happy loving you.â
â(name) implanted a tiny explosive in my brain. that he can detonate at any moment.â
âAnd you can start making your own bed too!â
âYou know itâs funny, I always thought you and me would wind up together.â
âYeah, thatâs my other big regret. I lost half my money and half my hair.â
âWow thatâs so cool! Iâve always wanted to go to Cleveland!â
âIâve got the answer: just never go to sleep!â
âItâs nothing I havenât seen before.â
âDid you ever get that mole checked out?â
âIn some odd, sick, twisted way, I may actually miss you.â
âYou can say it. You love me!â
âWow! That was reallyâ âŚanti-climactic.â
âOkay Iâll⌠raid the fridge⌠snoop around⌠try on some clothes.â
âIâm so worried I canât eat. This has never happened before!â
âThis is better than Shark Week!â
âNo! This is my responsibility!â
âSo that was a yes to the puppy?â
âFound one of my missing shirts from 1989! This baby never went out of style.â
âFor the first time weâre gonna be all on our own.â
âI just hope I can give you the beautiful life you deserve.â
âSounds like you guys got this covered. Iâll be in LA if you need me.â
âYou are entirely too stubborn to ask anyone for help!â
âYouâve been there for me my whole life.â
âI was the kid no one ever wanted to hang out withâ for reasons Iâll never understand.â
âYou always had my back, so now Iâve got yours.â
âIâm gonna be a doggy daddy!! âIâm having palpitations.â