[bluesmemethings]

               KIM  PETRAS   --   TURN  OFF  THE  LIGHTS  STARTERS

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

‘ there will be blood ! ’ ‘ run for your life . ’ ‘ you’re gonna die . ’ ‘ go on and say your last goodbye . ’ ‘ you’ll never make it through the night . ’ ‘ I can’t save you now . ’ ‘ nobody can hear you shout when I’m pulling you underground . ’ ‘ take a sip from the devil’s cup . ’ ‘ don’t let me in ,  I’ma ruin your life . ’ ‘ I’m straight psychotic . ’ ‘ this is gonna be a hell of a night . ’ ‘ I know you want it . ’ ‘ when you’re begging and on your knees ,  that’s when I get a sweet release . ’ ‘ you can’t run from your destiny . ’ ‘ I’ve been dying to feel alive . ’ ‘ your pain is my paradise . ’

WRONG TURN

‘ you took a wrong turn at the wrong time . ’ ‘ you met the wrong one on the wrong night . ’ ‘ never should’ve come alone . ’ ‘ never gonna make it home . ’ ‘ nothing matters anymore . ’ ‘ go ahead and lock the door . ’ ‘ you’re my bloody valentine . ’ ‘ hurry ,  quick ,  you’re out of time . ’ ‘ count your blessings ,  time to make a sacrifice . ’ ‘ take a deep breath ,  let it sink in . ’ ‘ I am who you really fear . ’ ‘ hold your tears ,  save the prayers . ’ ‘ go on and kiss your life goodbye . ’

MASSACRE

‘ it’s gonna be a massacre . ’ ‘ can’t dodge a hex . ’ ‘ show me respect . ’ ‘ I see the death . ’ ‘ I smell the fear . ’ ‘ don’t be afraid ,  just take my hand . ’ ‘ come follow me . ’ ‘ I promise that I’ll take you there . ’ ‘ just you and me . ’ ‘ one taste of blood is not enough to satisfy . ’ ‘ gotta die to feel alive . ’ ‘ sweet evil come deliver us the sacrifice . ’ ‘ ashes to ashes ,  dust to dust . ’ ‘ don’t lose your head . ’ ‘ I never end ,  I never die . ’ ‘ I see the sin under your skin . ’ ‘ you can’t escape . ’ ‘ you can’t deny . ’ ‘ nowhere to run ,  nowhere to hide . ’

DEATH BY SEX

‘ I’ma give it to you best . ’ ‘ no point in trying to scream . ’ ‘ I’ma make you believe . ’ ‘ you’ll be missing me in the afterlife . ’ ‘ tonight’s gonna be the night of your life . ’ ‘ you’re never gonna make it out alive . ’ ‘ you’ll never get away . ’ ‘ anything you wanna try ? ’

CLOSE YOUR EYES

‘ close your eyes . ’ ‘ I want your legendary kiss . ’ ‘ when the beast comes out at night it always wants a bite . ’ ‘ I try to resist but the devil always wins . ’ ‘ time to close your eyes . ’ ‘ time to say goodnight . ’ ‘ I feel it coming on . ’ ‘ you’ve got nowhere to run . ’ ‘ when it’s after dark ,  I’m gonna eat your heart . ’ ‘ don’t try to fight it ,  just close your eyes . ’ ‘ go on and say your last words . ’  ‘ sometimes the best things kind of hurt . ’ ‘ this is real ,  it’s unrehearsed . ’

TURN OFF THE LIGHT

‘ heard you like it vicious . ’ ‘ all your dirty wishes ,  we were made to do . ’ ‘ come on ,  turn off the light . ’ ‘ hot stuff ,  I know you like it rough . ’ ‘ ooh I’m gonna get ya . ’ ‘ are you curious enough to taste it ? ’ ‘ only in the darkness will you find your true self . ’ ‘ howl at the moon to awaken the spell . ’ ‘ one cannot judge what the eye cannot see . ’ ‘ embrace your fear ,  don’t dare to run . ’ ‘ only then will you be what you’re meant to become . ’

TELL ME ITS A NIGHTMARE

‘ tell me how we got here . ’ ‘ I see you but you’re not there . ’ ‘ you paid the price . ’ ‘ should’ve seen it coming ,  baby . ’ ‘ it’s not like I never told you . ’ ‘ you were high on the adrenaline and you always wanted more . ’ ‘ I’m a demon in the shadows and you stepped into the dark . ’ ‘ I confess this ,  I can’t stop . ’ ‘ I’m possessive . ’ ‘ you took everything I gave you but you always wanted more . ’ ‘ tell me it’s a nightmare . ’ ‘ be careful when you love me ,  I’m only out for blood . ’ ‘ you knew I’d be the end of you ,  but you always wanted more . ’

IN THE NEXT LIFE

‘ first time in my life I am not afraid . ’ ‘ first time I remember feeling anything . ’ ‘ there’s no turning back now . ’ ‘ I can’t be saved . ’ ‘ in the next life ,  they’ll remember me . ’ ‘ I’m the greatest God created . ’ ‘ I’m a sickness ,  I’m contagious . ’ ‘ I’m a demon ,  power trippin . ’ ‘ I’m on a mission ,  and vindictive . ’ ‘ and I love it ,  every second . ’ ‘ I’ll cut you open for entertainment . ’ ‘ you’ll remember me . ’

EVERYBODY DIES

‘ not everybody feels ,  but everybody cries . ’ ‘ not everybody lives ,  but everybody dies . ’ ‘ not everybody wins ,  but everybody tries . ’ ‘ mama’s gonna get a call one day that her baby’s dead and gone away . ’ ‘ I’ve been knocking on heaven’s door since the day that I was born . ’ ‘ since I was a young girl ,  always knew that I was trouble . ’ ‘ when you’re gone is when they miss ya . ’ ‘ and when I go down ,  I’ma see you in hell . ’ ‘ you can’t scare me ,  I’m prepared . ’ ‘ scatter all my ashes in the sea . ’ ‘ promise that you’ll remember me . ’ ‘ never was who I was supposed to be ,  but I never gave apologies . ’

[bluesmemethings]

tales of the altar starters

“ nah ,  he busy . ”

“ then who da fuck dis is then ? ”

“ I’m your guardian angel . ”

“ can you do magic too ? ”

“ bitch that’s not how this works. ”

“ how it work then ? ”

“ that’s not even your business . ”

“ I need you to kill my husband’s dentist . ”

“ she touched my man . ”

“ she had her hands all up in his mouth . ”

“ she’s his dentist . ”

“ ok but she touched my man and her booty bigger than mine . ”

“ you couldn’t ask for ,  like ,  a transfer or a relocation ?  she’s gotta be dead ? ”

“ GIRL . ”

“ so you gonna do it or nah ? ”

“ are you wearing fake eyelashes to church ? ”

“ I did not come here to get roasted . ”

“ BUT IT’S HAPPENING . SO SHUT YO ASS UP . ”

“ I’m out here in the famines and the war and you in my house talkin’ ‘bout ass . ”

“ no ,  bitch . ”

“ come back when ya paid ya taxes. ”

“ you again ? ”

“ yes ,  bitch ,  me again . ”

“ bitch that’s a waffle house menu ! ”

“ my skin is breaking out ,  my edges are dry . ”

“ ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT ? ”

“ thrice ,  bitch . thrice I’ve told you about these sandals ,  and you don’t wanna listen ! ”

“ my shoes have nothing to do with it ! ”

“ thou shall not prosper with busted ass loafers . ”

“ you are supposed to help me ! ”

“ you are supposed to stop hoeing out on taco tuesdays ! ”

“ I wanna talk to god ! ”

“ and I want a raise hoe ,  this is the real world ,  welcome to it . ”

[bluesmemethings]

contouring 101 starters

“ what can I say ?  I’m a fountain of wisdom . ”

“ get your god damn teeth fixed you snaggletooth bitch . ”

“ that one hurt my feelings a bit ,  I’m not going to lie . ”

“ I’m too poor for dental work . ”

“ makeup is for women who want husbands . ”

“ contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their exboyfriends who disappeared under mysterious circumstances . ”

“ if men find out that we can rearrange the bones of our face ,  we’re finished . ”

“ we might as well pack our bags and go to the nunnery ! ”

“ since it’s simply for the dick ,  we have to do it . ”

“ it doesn’t matter ,  because men are stupid . ”

“ so long as you look like a newborn baby ,  they are willing to mate with you . ”

“ I regret buying both . ”

“ as you can see here ,  I have no flesh . ”

“ I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he’d think that I was playing in cat shit and he’d leave me alone . ”

“ if the men find out we can shapeshift ,  they’re going to tell the church . ”

“ men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets . ”

“ men don’t like nostrils . ”

“ you want to look like a pterodactyl . men love pterodactyls . ”

“ beautiful women don’t have foreheads . ”

“ if you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things ,  like opinions and thoughts of your own . ”

“ rich people don’t need to breathe . ”

“ who needs air when I have another man’s money ? ”

“ look at me ,  I’m turning into a completely different person . ”

“ lady gladiators fight like giraffes . ”

“ I look like rihanna . ”

“ who wants to give me their money ? ”

“ where is my nose ?  I don’t know . ”

“ does she have nostrils ?  no ,  she doesn’t . ”

“ I look like a completely different person . ”

“ men will die tonight . ”

“ women are dangerous creatures . ”

[bluesmemethings]

just monika starters

❛  Do you believe in god ?  ❜

❛  I'd really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles.  ❜

❛  I don't think it's too far-fetched for there to be a god - if Earth was nothing but his playset.  ❜

❛  have you ever wondered what it feels like to die?  ❜

❛  But in the end, you always fix it, and that makes me feel like you really do care about me.  ❜

❛  ... Hey, are you having a bad day or anything like that ?  ❜

❛  Sometimes I get frustrated that a normal day can be ruined even by really small things.  ❜

❛  Just remember that the sun will shine again tomorrow.  ❜

❛  If you're having a bad day, you can always come to me, and I'll talk to you for as long as you need.  ❜

❛  It can be really hard to get enough sleep nowadays.  ❜

❛  I just think you're really great and wanted to make sure you're not accidentally destroying yourself.  ❜

❛  You're not still hung up over it, right?  ❜

❛  ... Oh my gosh, I can't believe I just said that.  ❜

❛  That pun was completely unintentional, I swear!  ❜

❛  I know how much you cared about her, so it only feels right for me to share her last moments with you.   ❜

❛  It's not healthy to think about the things you could have done differently.  ❜

❛  It's kind of giving me an identity crisis.  ❜

❛  All my memories are really hazy ...  ❜

❛  Everyone has a story.  ❜

❛  Just by being a good person, you can save someone's life.  ❜

❛  ... Man, humans are complicated !  ❜

❛  As long as you're here with me, I'll take care of you, my love.  ❜

❛  Do you ever just feel like there's no real reason for you to be alive ?  ❜

❛  It's not like I can just go change the world.  ❜

❛  I think I would be too selfish to kill myself anyway.  ❜

❛  So much for being a good person, right ?  ❜

❛  Man, I wish there was a piano in here ...  ❜

❛  Ah ... I don't mean that like I'm bragging or anything !  ❜

❛  It's weird, like, we only care about killing the things that we personally relate to as a species.  ❜

❛  Sorry, I don't mean to sound dramatic or anything.  ❜

❛  We're programmed to desire social feedback.  ❜

❛  I don't think you should be doing that !  ❜

❛  I really caught you doing something naughty here.  ❜

❛  ... Oh no, that sounds kind of desperate, doesn't it ?  ❜

❛  ... That's not conceited or anything, is it ?  ❜

❛  Sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing !  ❜

❛  It's not right for me to miss things that weren't even real in the first place.  ❜

❛  Didn't plants evolve to be spicy to prevent them from being eaten ?  ❜

❛  I can't help but feel like this was fate.  ❜

❛  Sometimes I feel like I'm not in control, and it's kind of scary.  ❜

❛  You ever have that thing happen where you just get anxious for no reason?  ❜

❛  But isn't that kind of ... inefficient?  ❜

❛  I just wish high school prepared us a little better with the knowledge we need to make the decision that's right for us.  ❜

❛  I would have loved to wear some cute clothes for you.  ❜

❛  Hey, do you like horror ?  ❜

❛  The problem I have with horror movies is that most of them just rely on easy tactics.  ❜

❛  It's not fun or inspiring to get scared by stuff that just takes advantage of human instinct.  ❜

❛  God, just thinking about it gives me the chills.  ❜

❛  I've been imagining all the romantic things we could do if we went on a date ...  ❜

❛  Eh? D-Did you say ... k ... kiss?  ❜ 

❛  This suddenly ... it's a little embarrassing ...  ❜

❛  Don't lie if it turned you on a little bit.  ❜

❛  She even told me I should kill myself.  ❜

❛  I couldn't even believe she said that - I just had to leave at that point.  ❜

❛  It's not like I could ever actually kill a person ...  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

One of the Greats starters

❛  So many trials and tribulations have brought me to this point.  ❜

❛  I did countless hour specials where I looked like a damn fool.  ❜

❛  Ladies, who’s a whore ? We all are, we just need to own it !  ❜

❛  I’m ugly but I’m a whore.  ❜

❛  I’m an ugly whore, I don’t care.  ❜

❛  Sometimes I feel like everybody trippin’ but me !  ❜

❛  It’s go time !  ❜

❛  I’m still tired and I got 12 hours of sleep last night. I’m still tired.  ❜

❛  Who’s sleepy ? I am.  ❜

❛  In all seriousness though, who cares about anything ?  ❜

❛  We’ll all be dead soon.  ❜

❛  Did you fuck my wife ?  ❜

❛  An icon within an already iconic city, so it’s like a double whammy of iconography !  ❜

❛  This is interesting. This is interesting.  ❜

❛  It’s hitting my eye a little like ‘ ow ! ’   ❜

❛  But that wasn’t all, I also had to do a sound check.  ❜

❛  All that was left was for me to hit my knees and pray to god, to thank him for all the humility he bestowed upon.  ❜

❛  I guess you could say I’m a direct vessel of God.  ❜

❛  I’m like a loaded weapon, and my brain is the bullet.  ❜

❛  Do not approach the stage with gifts.  ❜

❛  I’m also a huge fan of my work.  ❜

❛  I am one of the Greats.  ❜

❛  You’re a clown.  ❜

❛  Looks like this comedian’s probably gonna be telling it like it is.  ❜

❛  I don’t know, I just wish I was someone else.  ❜

❛  I wish I was a guy. I just want to feel what it feels like to have male confidence.  ❜

❛  My fantasy of what it’s like to be a guy is you just wake up in the morning and your eyes open and you’re like ‘ I’M AWESOME ! People probably wanna hear what I have to say ! ’  ❜

❛  I’m probably gonna do something great today !  ❜

❛  I’m always just so blown away by their creativity.  ❜

❛  And that’s my take on a classic.  ❜

❛  I hate small talk. I hate getting to know people.  ❜

❛  If I’m making a new friend, I just want to already be best friends.  ❜

❛  Oh where abouts do ya hail from ?  ❜

❛  I need answers !  ❜

❛  Oh ! you guys were a cat family ? we were a dog family !  ❜

❛  Oh my god ! You still exist !  ❜

❛  We should do lunch ! You know, that thing that people who hate each other do.  ❜

❛  We should rent a car and drive up the coast !  ❜

❛  Let’s buy some lumber and learn how to build.  ❜

❛  I just want to get to know you through task-based projects.  ❜

❛  I’ll hug my lover while he’s inside me. For the duration.  ❜

❛  I’m not a big stranger hugger. I don’t really want your sweaty armpits on top of my shoulders.  ❜

❛  I’ve already hugged someone today, thank you.  ❜

❛  I fucking hate parties.  ❜

❛  Is that too reductive ?  ❜

❛  How much money does everyone make ?  ❜

❛  Who’s adopted ? Let’s find your parents.  ❜

❛  Why not go big ? Why not walk into the party just dragging a dead dog ?  ❜

❛  That will get lips a flappin’ !  ❜

❛  Who is that girl ? How’d she get in here ? How’d the dog die ? Why’s she wearing a cape ?  ❜

❛  I just got a dog.  ❜

❛  I feel like people who rescue dogs are very mouthy about it.  ❜

❛  He would’ve been dead in a ditch ! Then I came along. I’m his savior.  ❜

❛  I feel like you’re kind of taking advantage of the fact that your pet can’t talk.  ❜

❛  I wish I could text my dog.  ❜

❛  It is so irritating to me that I can text everyone in my life that I love except my dog.  ❜

❛  What are you doing little cutie ?  ❜

❛  Sniff peoples butts !  ❜

❛  Dude, that’s more your thing, that’s not something I do.  ❜

❛  Oh, sorry ! I can’t read your mind at all times ! I’m just trying to help out.  ❜

❛  You’re looking at my life through the prism of your own experience ! that’s like fucked up.  ❜

❛  Try to go outside, it’s so fucking cool out there !  ❜

❛  There is shit you can see that no one else can see (name).  ❜

❛  Dude, fuck you !  ❜

❛  We trained him to always sit but on the fifteenth command. I think he’s able to count it out in his head.  ❜

❛  Yes, it’s everything I’ve ever wanted.  ❜

❛  You learn a lot about people from how they are with their dogs.  ❜

❛  Please reconsider all your friendships, that’s not what friendly looks like !  ❜

❛  I’m so insecure I will just start to accept whatever they say.  ❜

❛  I once was on the freeway and I saw an old man driving on the shoulder of the road, but he was going like 80 miles per hour and driving so confidently that I was just like ‘ that’s a lane ! ’  ❜

❛  Have you been crying ?  ❜

❛  I’m hot, this is my world.  ❜

❛  One year, as a child, for Halloween I was an old man.  ❜

❛  Let’s do this ! I am the shit !  ❜

❛  Super hot girls don’t understand regular girl’s lives.  ❜

❛  Alright well I haven’t heard from him in five months.  ❜

❛  Thanks for the hot tip.  ❜

❛  I’m just saying when I get super dolled up the best I can hope for is someone thinking ‘ oh, maybe she’s a philanthropist ! ’  ❜

❛  You don’t have to do this.  ❜ 

❛  You don’t have to turn yourself into a punchline.  ❜

❛  You don’t have to turn all of your feeling into jokes.  ❜

❛  That’s cool, you’re beautiful, great.  ❜

❛  I’m always just so floored by their realness.  ❜

❛  It’s so inspiring, to be so vulnerable with society.  ❜

❛  Some brave women are mustering up all their courage and they will post a photo onto the internet in which they are wearing no makeup whatsoever.  ❜

❛  Your bravery is unparalleled !  ❜

❛  Please check your DMs.  ❜

❛  Partial credit.  ❜

❛  It’s a thirst trap, it’s a trick.  ❜

❛  I actually think you look better without makeup.  ❜

❛  Thank you, thank you. mission accomplished, thank you.  ❜

❛  If you really want to piss off a like a model-hot girl, just go into her social media and find a photo where she just looks smoking hot and you’re just a regular girl, go into her comments and be like ‘ people say I look just like you ! ’  ❜

❛  You know that women botox their armpits ?  ❜

❛  Because why would you, you know, as a human ?  ❜

❛  Is that a good trade ? Kind of a deal with the devil.  ❜

❛  She is so fucking hot. Her armpits are bone-fucking-dry ! just like I always dreamed of !  ❜

❛  I’m so drawn to you but I can’t get near you.  ❜

❛  This is a whole new kind of juicy booty !  ❜

❛  He’s a surfer. That’s his profession.  ❜

❛  Why just because you go onto the ocean on a thingy do you have a dialect ?  ❜

❛  I don’t know, I’m old !  ❜

❛  Huh. My god. I haven’t been here in 128 years. Ain’t nothing changed. My god.  ❜

❛  Do you think it’s worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people ? be honest.  ❜

❛  When you guys stomp, do your balls wiggle ?  ❜

❛  Why not just unzip your pants, pull your balls out and walk around town banging pots and pans. That’s a DIY motorcycle.  ❜

❛  I’ve sat next to multiple guys in Daniel Day-Lewis movies where they’re just crying silently the whole time.  ❜

❛  It’s like I’m watching a poem for men.  ❜

❛  What if I was that masculine ? What if I had greasy black hair and was incoherent.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

From The Outside starters pt 2

ALL  WE  EVER  WANTED

❝  we’re just young and we’re bored.  ❞

❝  our boyfriend’s hotter than yours.  ❞

❝  we got no money left, but we’re not going home yet.  ❞

❝  we’re all emotional wrecks.  ❞

❝  all we ever wanted is to feel like this.  ❞

❝  this party’s way to sketch.  ❞

❝  I’m way too underdressed.  ❞

❝  he’s kinda cute.  ❞

❝  I’m dead.  ❞

❝  let’s take this way to far.  ❞

FUQBOI

❝  my friends think I’m wrong, but he’s not what I want.  ❞

❝  he’s constantly begging for pictures.  ❞

❝  did I mention he wears his mom’s earrings ?  ❞

❝  I know he’s tall and he’s fit, but I won’t fall for it.  ❞

❝  I don’t want his hands or his lips coming near me.  ❞

❝  he’s a fuckboy, and they’re all the same.  ❞

❝  yeah, you’re a fuckboy.  ❞

❝  I’ve been through it before.  ❞

❝  I’d rather cut out my tongue, than let you kiss me with yours.  ❞

❝  there’s this cute guy on my street I always wanted to meet so I went creeping around on his socials.  ❞

❝  in all the selfies he takes, his head is tilted the same way and his favorite hashtag is ‘beastmode’.  ❞

❝  there’s a growing epidemic and it does not just affect America, but the whole world.  ❞

❝  keep your families inside, keep them safe.  ❞

❝  we must eliminate these people.  ❞

❝  if you elect me president, I will exterminate each and every one of them !  ❞

UNHOLY

❝  I’ve been having thoughts all the time and they won’t go away.  ❞

❝  I kinda like what it’s like in my mind.  ❞

❝  I don’t wanna be saved.  ❞

❝  every night I’m undressing with him and I’m thinking of you.  ❞

❝  yeah, I know it’s the wrong thing to do but I kind of want to.  ❞

❝  don’t say it’s unholy, if I let you come hold me.  ❞

❝  I know it’s wrong that I want to be here in your arms but tonight I’m so lonely.  ❞

❝  if he knew what I thought about you it would break his heart.  ❞

❝  I wish that I could but I can’t make the fantasies stop.  ❞

❝  everybody’s downstairs.  ❞

❝  say you want me, don’t be nice.  ❞

❝  I know that you like it, you don’t even have to hide it. ❞ 

WHERE  HAVE  YOU  BEEN

❝  I’ve got secrets in my pocket and I’ll pass ‘em out if anybody wants to try.  ❞

❝  I’ve got all this information but I keep it to myself because thats how I survive.  ❞

❝  a thousand eyes are watching, but no one’s really talking to me.  ❞

❝  this is getting awkward now.  ❞

❝  where have you been ?  ❞

❝  this party isn’t started ‘til you arrive.  ❞

❝  I’ve been watching all the lovers from the outside.  ❞

❝  would anybody notice if I disappear ?  ❞

❝  I keep hoping that I’m dreaming.  ❞

❝  this shit’s too real.  ❞

LIKE  LOVERS  DO

❝  I see you watching me.  ❞

❝  it’s already started.  ❞

❝  it won’t be too long before me and you are doing what lovers do.  ❞

❝  getting you off is my new favorite hobby.  ❞

❝  either way we lose.  ❞

❝  his and hers closets are perfect for skeletons.  ❞

❝  cheers to regrets.  ❞

❝  that’s how it goes so take it like a grown up.  ❞

❝  life’s not a fairytale.  ❞

❝  let’s roll the dice.  ❞

THIS  IS  ME  BREAKING  UP  WITH  YOU

❝  can’t you see what I’m trying to do ?  ❞

❝  this is me breaking up with you.  ❞

❝  I’m young and I wanna try someone new.  ❞

❝  why should we go on longer than this ?  ❞

❝  I’m sorry baby, it’s time to go.  ❞

❝  if I’ll ever settle down, I just don’t know.  ❞

❝  you’re really sweet, and I don’t wanna be rude.  ❞

❝  I’ve had enough.  ❞

❝  I want adventure, I want the rush.  ❞

❝  please don’t cry, cause I’m not in the mood.  ❞

❝  you’ll find a girl, she’ll be just right.  ❞

❝  you’ll be just fine.  ❞

[bluesmemethings]

From The Outside starters pt 1

BREAK  MY  HEART

❝  I will not forget all the wonderful things you’ve done.  ❞

❝  I have no regrets.  ❞

❝  it’s like a test, it’s like a game, to see how much I can take.  ❞

❝  light me up and let me burn.  ❞

❝  tell me you’ve never loved me.  ❞

❝  tell me that it wasn’t real.  ❞

❝  tell me it was just a lie.  ❞

❝  I wanna feel the pain, I wanna see the light.  ❞

❝  break my heart.  ❞

❝  cut me deep enough so that the scar will stay.  ❞

❝  it’s like a drug, I can’t say no.  ❞

❝  this can only end one way.  ❞

BRAND  NEW  MOVES

❝  I’m the lock and you’re the key.  ❞

❝  you can have me anyway you like.  ❞

❝  treat me wrongly babe, it feels so right.  ❞

❝  don’t it feel like it’s been forever ?  ❞

❝  since the last time we danced I learned some brand new moves.  ❞

❝  since the last time we kissed I learned a thing or two.  ❞

GUYS  MY  AGE

❝  haven’t seen my ex since we broke up.  ❞

❝  you hold me like a woman.  ❞

❝  guys my age don’t know how to treat me.  ❞

❝  guys my age don’t know how to touch me.  ❞

❝  guys my age don’t know how to keep me.  ❞

❝  he’s the reason that I know what I’m looking for.  ❞

❝  I’m never going back.  ❞

❝  guys my age don’t know how to treat me, don’t know how to please me, don’t know how to read me.  ❞

❝  guys my age don’t know how to tease me, don’t know how to leave me, don’t know how to need me.  ❞

HOODIE

❝  you’d probably think I was psychotic if you knew what I’ve still got in my closet.  ❞

❝  sad, but true.  ❞

❝  it’s something I’ll never get over.  ❞

❝  it makes me feel a little bit closer to you.  ❞

❝  I can’t keep your love.  ❞

❝  I can’t keep your kiss.  ❞

❝  I gave you everything and all I got was this.  ❞

❝  I’m still rockin’ your hoodie and chewing on the strings.  ❞

❝  it makes me think about you so I wear it when I sleep.  ❞

❝  I’m still rockin’ your hoodie, even though it hurts.  ❞

❝  the smell of your cologne is still on it.  ❞

❝  if you want it back, I’m here waiting.  ❞

❝  come and take it back.  ❞

MY  CONSEQUENCE

❝  we don’t need anyone.  ❞

❝  come with me, don’t kill the vibe.  ❞

❝  hold me down if I get too wild.  ❞

❝  you and I can disappear, we can run away from here.  ❞

❝  it’s too late, no one can save us now.  ❞

❝  when you spill your guts, they don’t go back in.  ❞

❝  if I say too much, it’s my consequence.  ❞

❝  if I bleed too much, it’s my consequence.  ❞

❝  the world is ours --- at least, it is tonight.  ❞

O.D.D.

❝  I was raised by a mom who told me I should never listen to another voice but my own.  ❞

❝  some days I wake up, I just wanna hide under the covers.  ❞

❝  no matter what I do I’ll never be like all the others.  ❞

❝  I’m a little O.D.D., most people really don’t get me.  ❞

❝  I see the way they look at me.  ❞

❝  I can hear it when they talk that trash.  ❞

❝  my sister, bless her heart, she’s the only one that had my back when everyone else did not.  ❞

❝  looking back, it’s crazy, I almost turned into the person people told me I should be.  ❞

❝  any minutes she’s gonna crack.  ❞

❝  fuck bitches, get money, blow cash.  ❞

[bluesmemethings]

Pat Benatar starters

❝  put up your dukes.  ❞

❝  hit me with your best shot.  ❞

❝  you don’t fight fair.  ❞

❝  you better make sure you put me in my place.  ❞

❝  love is a battlefield.  ❞

❝  why do you hurt me so bad ?  ❞

❝  I’m trapped in your love.  ❞

❝  we belong together.  ❞

❝  maybe I just wouldn’t know what to do with my strength anyway.  ❞

❝  now there’s no turning back.  ❞

❝  close your eyes and try to sleep now.  ❞

❝  I hear your voice inside me, I see your face everywhere.  ❞

❝  you're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies.  ❞

❝  you're a heartbreaker.  ❞

❝  don’t you mess around with me.  ❞

❝  you taught me the ways of desire.  ❞

❝  baby, take my hand, you’ll be alright.  ❞

❝  sometimes it feels like it’s all moving way too fast.  ❞

❝  you forget, I’ve seen you work before.  ❞

❝  you come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder.  ❞

❝  love and pain become one in the same in the eyes of a wounded child.  ❞

❝  it’s all so confusing.  ❞

❝  everybody’s out there, crying to be heard.  ❞

❝  the deepest cuts are healed by faith.  ❞

❝  you better make sure you put me in my place.  ❞

[bluesmemethings]

The Prestige (2006) Starters pt1.

❛  Are you watching closely ?  ❜

❛  Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts.  ❜

❛  You’re looking for the secret, but you won’t find it.  ❜

❛  You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled.  ❜

❛  Making something disappear isn’t enough. You have to bring it back.  ❜

❛  Something went wrong.  ❜

❛  If I reveal the method here then the trick is worthless.  ❜

❛  Check the locks. Twice.  ❜

❛  I wouldn’t forgive myself for selling my greatest trick.  ❜

❛  The girl will be an orphan.  ❜

❛  I’m offering you a way to wrap up your affairs with dignity.  ❜

❛  She will want for nothing. Ever.  ❜

❛  I want your secret, (name).  ❜

❛  My passion is equal to the task.  ❜

❛  Your telegram didn’t indicate how long you’d be staying with us.  ❜

❛  Can you get me a meeting with him ?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry, (name). I simply can’t help you.  ❜

❛  He’s complacent, he’s predictable, he’s boring.  ❜

❛  A real magician tries to invent something new that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.  ❜

❛  Any trick can be duplicated.  ❜

❛  Some nights you just don’t get it do you.  ❜

❛  He’s a natural magician, of course you can’t trust him.  ❜

❛  Its the only way to escape all this, you know ?  ❜

❛  I couldn’t fathom it, spending my whole life pretending to be someone else.  ❜

❛  You are pretending to be someone else.  ❜

❛  What does he know of self-sacrifice ?  ❜

❛  He killed it.  ❜

❛  They’ll beg you and they’ll flatter you for the secret but as soon as you give it up, you’ll be nothing to them.  ❜

❛  The secret impresses no one, the trick you use it for is everything.  ❜

❛  You think that’s enough to keep me out ?  ❜

❛  What a way to kill someone.  ❜

❛  He said it was like . . . going home.  ❜

❛  Which knot did you tie ?  ❜

❛  The money will come with the audience.  ❜

❛  We’re having a baby !  ❜

❛  Go on, shoot me !  ❜

❛  That’s very good. Tell me how you do it.  ❜

❛  Once you know it’s actually very obvious.  ❜

❛  Some days it’s not true, and today you don’t mean it.  ❜

❛  I like being able to tell the difference. It makes the days that it is true mean something.  ❜

❛  This is what you came for isn’t it ?  ❜

❛  I don’t understand how it can be bleeding again.  ❜

❛  Never thought I’d find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.  ❜

❛  You’ve got to get your hands dirty if you’re going to achieve the impossible.  ❜

❛  Someday, perhaps, you will. I just had to know that you can.  ❜

❛  I’ll have the champagne ready.  ❜

❛  I’ve hired a comedian, and you know I hate comedians.  ❜

❛  You have a circle of trust with someone who’s diary you stole ?  ❜

❛  And you’re hoping to find a great secret in there ?  ❜

❛  Call it a professional rivalry.  ❜

❛  Finish your drink. I want to show you something.  ❜

❛  You’re a magician. Who’s gonna believe you ?  ❜

❛  Would you like to know the future, sir ?  ❜

❛  I saw happiness. Happiness that should have been mine.  ❜

❛  His mind is a divided one. His soul is restless.  ❜

❛  maybe I’m just biding my time.  ❜

❛  where’s the bloody key ! ?  ❜

❛  society only tolerates one change at a time.  ❜

❛  the first time I tried to change the world, I was hailed as a visionary. The second time, I was asked politely to retire.  ❜

❛  nothing is impossible, (name), what you want is simply expensive.  ❜

❛  I can recognize an obsession, and no good will come of it.  ❜

❛  one day they will choose to destroy me.  ❜

❛  what happened ? did you hurt him ?  ❜

❛  you caught me in the wrong mood.  ❜

❛  we need to celebrate properly.  ❜

❛  you might want to stand back.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

Lord of Shadows starters

“like weapons, do you?”

“it must be worth a lot.”

“how do you know that?”

“people keep telling me that but it doesn’t mean anything to me.”

“we bear the glories and the burdens of our names, the good and the bad our ancestors have done, through all our lives.”

“people are flawed.”

“I’m a pretty big deal.”

“so you were planning on running away I take it?”

“I don’t belong here.”

“I don’t need you. I don’t need any of you.”

“you might think you want to die, but trust me --- you don’t.”

“that’s basically a squid, right?”

“I’ve never been awarded a fish before.”

“I have won for you a fish, my fair one.”

“I couldn’t keep a fish alive, I kill plants just by looking at them.”

“does anyone want to tell him that goldfish are freshwater fish and can’t survive in the ocean?”

“just tell me that he makes you happy.”

“there’s a disturbing smell of calamari wafting from your general direction.”

“I wouldn’t be worried about him, I might be worried about you.”

“he’s just a kid.”

“you look like a cop.”

“you didn’t really think that would work, did you?”

“it could’ve worked.”

“a strange evening, forsooth.”

“don’t you ‘forsooth’ me.”

“most of us mind being naked in front of strangers.”

“really? you’ve never swum naked in the ocean?”

“are you on the floor?”

“I shouldn’t feel bad, right? He was a terrible person. I had to do it.”

“when people die, our dreams of what they could be die with them. even if ours is the hand that ends them.”

“tell me something fun. you haven’t talked about your love life in ages.”

“there’s never going to be anyone else for me.”

“everyone’s afraid of dying.”

“I realize it sounds ridiculous, but I know what I know.”

“I knew I was going to die, and I wasn’t scared.”

“I trust you to not ever give up.”

“don’t poke me with any of your weird little magic wands.”

“so what happens to me?”

“I mean your house is pretty screwed up with your agoraphobic uncle and your weird brother.”

“no, they’re afraid of you. there’s a difference.”

“have you ever wanted a really up-close look at a gross tentacle?”

“no one ever seems to say yes to that question.”

“who wants to carry the tentacle?”

“you’ve got to be kidding, I’m not jumping off that.”

“my father warned me you people would try to kill me.”

“yeah? and what happens if I splatter myself all over the floor?”

“you drive me wild with your sexy talk.”

“who knows what desires a sea demon might possess?”

“I mock you with my sugar cravings.”

“you have blood on your hand.”

“his hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.”

“I’ll crash the wedding. I’ll jump out of the cake, but not in a sexy way. Like, with grenades.”

“he lied to me and I forgave him, and then he lied to me again --- what kind of idiot am I?”

“when someone’s been part of your life for that long, cutting them out is like cutting the roots out from under a plant.”

“if you make a wish on it, it’ll come true.”

“look, just let me beat him up for you. you’ll feel so much better.”

“I could beat him up with my feet. they’re registered as lethal weapons.”

“we’re going to get revenge on (name) by folding his towels?”

“there are ways you could hurt him without touching him.”

“no one can read someone else’s mind or guess their reasons. not even you, (name).”

“your heart feels something for her.”

“you and I, together, it would have been . . . such an easy thing.”

“passion is not easy. nor is the lack of it.”

“not everyone has the training to use every tool, and a weapon you don’t know how to wield is wasted.”

“am I the only one who’s read X-Men and realizes why this is a bad idea?”

“I didn’t realize I was lost. I never felt lost.”

“am I imagining you? I was thinking about you and now here you are.”

“when a decision like that is made by a government, it emboldens those who are already prejudiced to speak their deepest thoughts of hate. they assume they are simply brave enough to say what everyone really thinks.”

“no. that was not a human noise.”

“I need you. you might be surprised to hear that.”

“didn’t you all just catch a murderer?”

“besides, what else are you going to do? run away? and go where?”

“fiction is truth, even if it is not fact.”

“tell me again why you think they’re up to something?”

“it’s strange, the things that blind us.”

“I hate feeling like this. I hate being afraid. it makes me feel weak.”

“the way boys tell each other they love each other is very odd.”

“I’m going to use every bad word I know, and look up some new ones.”

“in sum, you may have to launder some of your own towels.”

“the only things he shares with his father are moodiness and a penchant for burglary.”

“it’s a lot more complicated than that, believe me.”

“is there some reason you don’t want to kiss me?”

“okay, I guess that suggestion was a little out of bounds.”

“not bad. you really put your back into it. I didn’t expect that.”

“an arranged marriage? how mundane and medieval.”

“I just don’t believe in doing something for nothing.”

“you’ve had enough dancing. and drinking.”

“I liked dancing with you.”

“I have never known anyone as human as you.”

“I never thought you’d even look at me, not someone like you.”

“you thought you were kissing me because you were intoxicated, not because you wanted to, or because you actually like me.”

“will you not come back to my arms for more kisses?”

“come and speak your words of challenge to my blade.”

“it’s not our strongest position, but it’s something.”

“(name) ! that’s how you black out and wake up the nest day under a bridge with a tattoo that says ‘I LOVE HELICOPTERS’.“

“sometimes we must deceive the ones we love.”

“I cannot be the instrument that causes him pain.”

“you enter a cave. inside the cave is an egg, lit from within and glowing. you know it beats with your dreams --- not the ones you have during the day, but the ones you half-remember in the morning. it splits open. what emerges?”

“you will be the champion of your people.”

“show no mercy, (name).”

“is that a ferret?”

“all that death and destruction and what will you gain?”

“whatever gods have done this, they are gracious to bring me the one my soul loves, in my last moments.”

“It is true as they say, the pain leaves you as you die.”

“I don’t need help! I don’t need to be saved!”

“I was baptized in blood and fire.”

“you are soft, gentle as angels are gentle.”

“you think angels are gentle. they are anything but.” 

“they bring justice in blood and heavenly fire. they take vengeance with fists of iron.” 

“their glory is such it would burn out your eyes if you looked at them. it is a cold and brutal glory.”

“do you think I am someone who has anything to lose?”

 “I might kill you for being so stupid.”

“weasel face, you’re surprisingly helpful when you want to be.”

“I said I was tired of threatening you, not that I was going to stop doing it.”

“how did you know I would need saving?”

“don’t feel bad, he always falls asleep yelling that.”

“I spent so much time looking for revenge, but finding it didn’t make me happy.”

“I will always choose you, too.”

“I thought I would die this night. I was prepared for it. I was ready.”

“for any blood ritual, willing blood is better than unwilling.”

“I would rather be mad in my way than yours.”

“I would bargain with you, and here are things I would not have you be ignorant of when we do.”

“times change, and so do alliances.”

“that is beyond your power.”

“are they ever useful?”

“you’re staying within these walls and that’s final.”

“I will always come back to you (name).”

“I don’t believe in providence, or an interventionist Heaven.”

“are you quoting shakespeare?”

“speaking of dreams, you have been in mine, and often.”

“we could together slay a frost giant or devour a deer.”

“then what are you doing here, if you are not family?”

“I sense the distance but do not understand its cause.”

“it’s clear none of you have practice in observing the dead.”

“I have done everything to get your attention outside of smacking you in the head with a ouija board.”

“is he in Heaven? I mean, it seems so unlikely.”

“if you steal any of the books from the library, I will know, and you’ll be sorry.”

“in my time children were seen and not heard, and they certainly didn’t complain.”

“it is better that you go, that I might forget your fair, cruel face, and heal my heart.”

“your pretense does not fool me, gnome. my eye will be upon you.”

“more scones, less death.”

“I didn’t know you were that invested in our relationship.”

“so you admit that you’re a control freak?”

“draw me like one of your french girls.”

“the first time we watched Titanic, you cried.”

“we’ll have to figure another way in.”

“who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?”

“so tell them I ran off there and you had to catch me.”

“no trespassers usually means the local kids have made it into a hang out and the whole place is covered with empty candy wrappers and booze bottles.”

“this doesn’t look deserted. not by a long shot.”

“why are you trying to ruin y good time?”

“I get my caffeine the way right-thinking people get it. from chocolate!”

“the only people that know about (name) are people he wants to know.”

“it’s not your fault, (name), she’s just being cruel.”

“Holmes never lets Watson do the talking. Watson is backup.”

“war like this benefit no one.”

“when you strike at a king, you must kill him.”

“not my favorite nickname. I prefer ‘Our Lord and Master’ or maybe ‘Unambiguously the Hottest’.”

“was that before or after you attacked him?”

“is this about my boyfriend? jealous, (name)?”

“love me, because nobody ever has.”

“that’s the problem with revenge --- you wind up destroying the innocent as well as the guilty.”

“is this like when the family dog dies and they say he’s living on a farm now?”

“you don’t know a lot of things about me.”

“sadly, that is his name. hence his life of evil.”

[bluesmemethings]

Sound Soldier starters

MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND

❛  I don’t need no silly boys, I just need my boyfriend.  ❜

❛  he’s beating down the door to get to me.  ❜

❛  he never takes the pressure off.  ❜

❛  he knows the way I like it.  ❜

❛  he knows just how I want it.  ❜

HUMAN

❛  we’re only human, separated by our thoughts.  ❜

❛  every little thing’s contagious.  ❜

❛  they’re even marketing what I say right now.  ❜

❛  musn’t get brainwashed by what’s surrounding you.  ❜

BOYHUNTER

❛  get on your knees, hands up !  ❜

❛  I didn’t do it ! I never did it ! I swear it’s an accident !  ❜

❛  I need a boy tonight.  ❜

❛  something must have come over me.  ❜

GHOSTS

❛  I don’t believe in ghosts but I’m afraid of them.  ❜

❛  I’m gonna get out of here and make my dreams come true.  ❜

❛  there are some things you’re gonna miss, growing up in a small town like this.  ❜

❛  big city, big problems.  ❜

❛  everyone we meet is so damn ruthless.  ❜

MY FAVORITE TUNE

❛  we’ve got things to do while we’re still young.  ❜

❛  we’ve got things to do before we’re dead.  ❜

❛  nothing really matters but you and me.  ❜

❛  you’re holding back like I knew you would.  ❜

❛  music never made me feel like that.  ❜

SCARY LOVE

❛  what is love, my love ?  ❜

❛  this love is a scary love.  ❜

❛  if I had one day left to live, I’d wrap myself around you and breathe you in.  ❜

❛  I’m quite used to it, the ashes on my hands.  ❜

INTO ACTION

❛  if you hesitate now, that’s a subtraction.  ❜

❛  if you’ve got a dream you’ve gotta follow it up.  ❜

❛  make a move and make it now.  ❜

❛  so tell me something I don’t know.  ❜

CARTOON

❛  that’s how I flirt.  ❜

❛  it’s a vicious little game but no one gets hurt.  ❜

❛  yes it’s a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites.  ❜

❛  it’s illegal where we live, but we’re out of state.  ❜

MAKE OUT SONG

❛  well, excuse me while I throw up.  ❜

❛  we’ve been holding back too damn long.  ❜

❛  the sweet talk’s great but it’s getting late and I wanna just get it on.  ❜

❛  I like your lips but this foreplay kiss has been going on way too long.  ❜

❛  let’s get animalistic rough.  ❜

ULTRA 

❛  my river runs deep but you’re quite a big fish.  ❜

❛  everyone needs a little spark.  ❜

❛  I hate you but I need you so.  ❜

❛  I like them on their knees.  ❜

KISS A GIRL

❛  I talk, you say I’m talking back.  ❜

❛  your brain’s on pause but your mouth keeps running.  ❜

❛  oh, you’re so the same cliche.  ❜

❛  maybe I should kiss a girl.  ❜

❛  why don’t I just hit you when you act like such a stupid jerk ?  ❜

BABYDOLL GONE WRONG

❛  I might kill ya or kiss ya.  ❜

❛  she cries real tears.  ❜

❛  she’ll fight for her life.  ❜

❛  I’ll kick the boys and make them fall.  ❜

GIRL LIKE ME

❛  I can’t ever shut my mouth, that’s just how it is.  ❜

❛  you’re all I got and you’re all I want.  ❜

❛  baby, what you get is what you see, and this is what you get with a girl like me.  ❜

❛  life’s a bitch, then you die.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

another random lyric starter list

❛  it only hurts me to be near you.  ❜

❛  I’d rather be causing the chaos than laying at the sharp end of this knife.  ❜

❛  I’ll never know unless I try.  ❜

❛  don’t look back, just keep on walking.  ❜

❛  yeah, he’s a looker but I really think it’s guts that matter most.  ❜

❛  I want to taste you one more time.  ❜

❛  all I’m asking for is love, but you never seem to have enough.  ❜

❛  why can’t you just love me back ?  ❜

❛  I’ll give you something to cry about.  ❜

❛  for a first effort this feels kinda last-ditch.  ❜

❛  yeah, well, payback is a mother fucker.  ❜

❛  I want the guts and glory, baby.  ❜

❛  I’m either gone in an instant or here ‘til the bitter end.  ❜

❛  all I dream of is waking to you.  ❜

❛  oh, how I adore you.  ❜

❛  there are worse things I could do.  ❜

❛  you don’t understand what you do to me when you hold his hand.  ❜

❛  it’s only half past the point of no return.  ❜

❛  you don’t seem to know or seem to care what your heart is for.  ❜

❛  sing me to sleep.  ❜

❛  please don’t say you love me, cause I might not say it back.  ❜

❛  we were never meant to be.  ❜

❛  I sometimes tend to loose my temper.  ❜

❛  if I wanted to leave I would have left by now.  ❜

❛  now I know that I did something wrong cause I missed you.  ❜

❛  I thought I’d live forever, but now I’m not so sure.  ❜

❛  we’re meant for something better.  ❜

❛  another happy ending cuts like a knife.  ❜

❛  I’ve broke an unfair share of hearts.  ❜

❛  I’ll tear you up in two.  ❜

❛  they tell me to act my age, well I am !  ❜

❛  don’t tell me it’s just a dream.  ❜

❛  I never meant for it to mean this much.  ❜

❛  hush, hush now.  ❜

❛  don’t you ever tell a soul what you know.  ❜

❛  heaven’s not a place that you go when you die, it’s that moment in life when you actually feel alive.  ❜

❛  love is just a hoax so forget everything you have heard.  ❜

❛  girl, you’re bad for my health.  ❜

❛  she’s breaking my heart for fun.  ❜

❛  she loved me like a hit and run.  ❜

❛  we’ll leave no heart unbroken.  ❜

❛  I can carry you home.  ❜

❛  keep on talking and you’ll be a goner.  ❜

❛  these boys can’t slow me down.  ❜

❛  I bet you think you’re quite the stunner.  ❜

❛  you’re just like the rest so go ahead and take a number.  ❜

❛  there was a time when love was blind.  ❜

❛  I dreamed that love would never die.  ❜

❛  he took my childhood in a stride but he was gone when autumn came.  ❜

❛  don’t judge me tomorrow by the way I’m acting today.  ❜

❛  you never get just quite what you see.  ❜

❛  should I be scared ?  ❜

❛  how did love become so violent ?  ❜

❛  everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.  ❜

❛  sweetheart put the bottle down, you’ve got too much talent.  ❜

❛  if you want me, I don’t come cheap.  ❜

❛  all you can do is try to know who your friends are as you head off to the war.  ❜

❛  I’m your dream girl.  ❜

❛  I’m gonna kill my boyfriend.  ❜

❛  I’ll love her ‘til my last breath’s gone.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

Sanders Sides Starters pt. 1

❛  believe it or not I was quite the nerd in school.  ❜

❛  greeting wonderful citizens! and you nerds.  ❜

❛  the important thing to keep in mind is that nobody is perfect. everyone comes with their own flaws.  ❜

❛  are we bringing up your flaws now ? because if so get ready to take a lot of notes.  ❜

❛  you procrastinate a lot, you can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings, you’re definitely not the most adventurous person --  ❜

❛  nope! nope we are not talking about fears. I’m well aware of those.  ❜

❛  wow. that was a surprisingly deep and poignant question.  ❜

❛  where do babies come from ? I know it’s got something to do with storks.  ❜

❛  do you know how often you say you can’t cook ? lot’s of times. do you know how often you try to learn how to cook ? zero times !  ❜

❛  your face is scary !  ❜

❛  which we all know is referred to as adultery !  ❜

❛  you’re a real pizza work.  ❜

❛  ta ta ! I wish you the best of luck in your adultery !  ❜

❛  oh I’m sorry was I not wanted at this exact second ?  ❜

❛  what are you doing different ? what are you doing wrong ? what are you forgetting to do ?  ❜

❛  sorry kid but this is what I do.  ❜

❛  he’s severely lacking in the knowledge department.  ❜

❛  I hear what you’re saying and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.  ❜

❛  oh good ! my anxiety ! right on time.  ❜

❛  all these thought and emotions in complete turmoil ? how could I not show up to this party ?  ❜

❛  get over it. you’re the least popular character and you know it.  ❜

❛  curse you for making me laugh !  ❜

❛  uhg. I do not like you.  ❜

❛  give it up. resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself.  ❜

❛  you sicken me. you can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems !  ❜

❛  you besmirch the name of disney ? this time you have gone too far !  ❜

❛  really ? this is where you draw the line ?  ❜

❛  he was a very busy prince ! he had a lot on his mind !  ❜

❛  it’s totally fine to believe a random stranger when they tell you to jump out the window when they’ve already broken into your house.  ❜

❛  don’t sign a contract without having your mer-lawyer look over all the fine print and stipulations.  ❜

❛  I just wanna support you in everything you do !  ❜

❛  clickbait works (name) !  ❜

❛  I kept disney channel stars from starving !  ❜

❛  I almost died on a disney channel set !  ❜

❛  talk about the food !  ❜

❛  dad jokes, they work every time.  ❜

❛  can you like, stop, for once in your life ?  ❜

❛  I know your limits, that’s all I was saying.  ❜

❛  what issue ? you’re totally fine.  ❜

❛  he literally has dreams that are delusional and highly unrealistic.  ❜

❛  WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE !?  ❜

❛  I’m not your son.  ❜

❛  bigger house means more dogs !  ❜

❛  I learned so much today !  ❜

❛  roses are red, violets are blue . . . sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses -- I really like flowers -- daffodils are also yellow.  ❜

❛  I know big words too ! . . . saaaxaphone --  ❜

❛  I’ve got an idea ! don’t. don’t even try.  ❜

❛  that’s not how people work.  ❜

❛  I would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don’t have mouths.  ❜

( laughing ) ❛  well, I’m hopelessly crushed.  ❜

❛  not talk about me ?  ❜

❛  you find out what might be making their life difficult . . .  and you kill it.  ❜

❛  weddings are nothing but outdated, expensive pageantry.  ❜

❛  plus the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.  ❜

❛  stop. you’re upsetting him.  ❜

❛  I am feeling all types of bad.  ❜

❛  I wasn’t trying to help.  ❜

❛  what are you laughing at Hot Topic ?  ❜

❛  you’re implying that you love us !  ❜

❛  I gotta go bury that dragon witch body.  ❜

❛  home maintenance is not a joke.  ❜

❛  I’m a textbook procrastinator.  ❜

❛  didn’t take you for the dress up type.  ❜

❛  NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US.  ❜

❛  did you actually look in a mirror when you put that on ?  ❜

❛  it can’t be a bad video if you never make one.  ❜

❛  when in doubt, remember that everything we do is all pointless anyways.  ❜

❛  bleak, but I appreciate you trying to contribute.  ❜

❛  elementary my dear . . . daddy.  ❜

❛  who gave him a knife !?  ❜

❛  (name) and I are playing dress up, (name) is making us question our existence and I found a dollar !  ❜

❛  ha ! I like that nickname and I’m gonna use it now.  ❜

❛  how could you do it ? I trusted you.  ❜

( sighs ) ❛  feelings, the bane of my existence.  ❜

❛  is it because I have a dollar and you don’t ?  ❜

❛  I am the cause of this, but I’m also the solution -- to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve.  ❜

❛  am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger !?  ❜

❛  that was dark even for me.  ❜

❛  shush and make a face of agreement like everyone else.  ❜

❛  don’t screw it up !  ❜

❛  you . . . never want me to stick around . . .  ❜

❛  MOTHER F--  ❜

❛  get me out of here please. I need to leave.  ❜

❛  bippity boppity boo-yah !  ❜

❛  that’s one of those outbursts that we internalize.  ❜

❛  I know you intended to hurt my feelings, but I AM JUST SO DARN PROUD OF YOU THAT YOU MADE A DAD JOKE !  ❜

❛  I also still maintain my MySpace page. it’ll bounce back.  ❜

❛  I usually go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what ‘is’ and ‘is not’ a chair.  ❜

❛  I basically just listen to The Campfire Song Song from Spongebob on repeat.  ❜

❛  well that was thoroughly and utterly disappointing.  ❜

❛  you know what ? I am done ! I am done here. I am done with all of you.  ❜

❛  he misused the word infinitesimal last week !  ❜

❛  don’t patronize me.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

Your memes are really great, but they're really long posts. I don't want it to take up so much room on my blog. Y'know?

then don’t reblog them lol

[bluesmemethings]

hastily made cleveland tourism video starters

❛  come on down to cleveland town everyone !  ❜

❛  come and look at both of our buildings !  ❜

❛  buy some food that’s prepared near the street.  ❜

❛  you should come on down to West 6th Street.  ❜

❛  it’s the perfect place if you’re a douchebag.  ❜

❛  who the fuck still uses a payphone ?  ❜

❛  here’s the place where there used to be industry.  ❜

❛  this train is carrying jobs out of cleveland.  ❜

❛  cleveland leads the nation in drifters.  ❜

❛  here’s a statue of Moses Cleveland.  ❜

❛  he’s the guy that invented cleveland.  ❜

❛  come see our river that catches on fire !  ❜

❛  all our fish have AIDS.  ❜

❛  we see the sun almost three times a year.  ❜

❛  this guy has at least 2 DUI’s.  ❜

❛  don’t slow down in east cleveland or you’ll die.  ❜

❛  our economy’s based on Lebron James.  ❜

❛  our main export is crippling depression.  ❜

❛  it could be worse, though, at least we’re not detroit !  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

various lyric starters

❛  this is the part where the end starts.  ❜

❛  I can’t take it any longer.  ❜

❛  I just can’t tears your tears.  ❜

❛  but will we sleep once I tell you what’s hurting me ?  ❜

❛  how many storms have you been in ?  ❜

❛  don’t you try to resist.  ❜

❛  you are more than ready for this.  ❜

❛  I’ll give you what you need.  ❜

❛  I’m not gonna chase you like they chase you ‘cause I don’t want to play.  ❜

❛  it seems like I have conquered every fear I ever had.  ❜

❛  I don’t regret a thing and I won’t forget a thing.  ❜

❛  I never thought I’d see today with you.  ❜

❛  I didn’t picture this, I wasn’t hoping high.  ❜

❛  now I’m reaching for the things I’ve left behind.  ❜

❛  is it too proud to say that I like who we became ?  ❜

❛  I guess growing up turned out to be okay.  ❜

❛  it’s nothing less than perfect.  ❜

❛  every heartache was worth it.  ❜

❛  I’m sitting hear wearing the weight of the world on my shoulders.  ❜

❛  it’s been a long day, and there’s still work to do.  ❜

❛  there’s a ball at the castle, and I’ve been invited, and I need to practice dancing.  ❜

❛  she says he’s a nice guy, and I’d be impressed.  ❜

❛  she came home today with a ring on her hand.  ❜

❛  and all that’s left is rage.  ❜

❛  stay alive for the good times.  ❜

❛  stay alive for the hopes and the fears and the dreams.  ❜

❛  your fear controls everything.  ❜

❛  when you get older your wild heart will live for younger days.  ❜

❛  think of me if ever you’re afraid.  ❜

❛  one day you’ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember.  ❜

❛  somebody misses you when you’re away.  ❜

❛  somebody loves you.  ❜

❛  I think you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.  ❜

❛  I leave you here, for once, for all.  ❜

❛  it’s time to say goodbye again.  ❜

❛  shallow graves for shallow hearts.  ❜

❛  if you could envision the meaning of a tragedy, you might be surprised to find it’s you and me.  ❜

❛  when it comes down to it, you never made the most of it.  ❜

❛  I won’t be made a fool of.  ❜

❛  don’t call this love.  ❜

❛  I wrote two hundred letters I will never send.  ❜

❛  why won’t you answer me ?  ❜

❛  I’m gonna get you back.  ❜

❛  why do you do what you do to me ?  ❜

❛  I’m gonna love you like I’ve never been broken.  ❜

❛  I don’t need a reason for anything I feel.  ❜

❛  just be glad I say what I mean, and mean what I say to you.  ❜

❛  are you real ?  ❜

❛  I just wanna be ok.  ❜

❛  I just wanna feel something today.  ❜

❛  open me up and you will see, I’m a gallery of broken hearts.  ❜

❛  I’m beyond repair, let me be.  ❜

❛  I’ll take you home if you don’t leave me at the front door.  ❜

❛  I saw you dancing and I couldn’t get you off my mind.  ❜

❛  I could tell that you could tell that I was taking my time.  ❜

❛  where’s the miniskirt made of snake skin ?  ❜

❛  when did reality become TV ?  ❜

❛  there’s some kind of blessing here.  ❜

❛  pretty little thing.  ❜

❛  this isn’t what I wanted.  ❜

❛  don’t look at me that way.  ❜

❛  pushing you away gets harder every day.  ❜

❛  you’re such a bad, bad girl.  ❜

❛  I need you, I want you.  ❜

❛  give me all you’ve got tonight.  ❜

❛  when your hand finds the hand it was meant to hold, don’t let go.  ❜

❛  I’ll never fall in love again.  ❜

❛  I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m out.  ❜

❛  there’s no one else’s eyes that can see into me.  ❜

❛  you know my heart by heart.  ❜

❛  what did you come for ?  ❜

❛  where is your leader ?  ❜

❛  where is your conscience ?  ❜

❛  I can’t take this, I can’t take what’s not mine.  ❜

❛  you won’t take us alive.  ❜

❛  you’re just a number.  ❜

❛  I don’t blame you for your hesitation.  ❜

❛  I surrender to losing you.  ❜

❛  I’ve been hiding in this bottle of whiskey.  ❜

❛  I hear your voice in my head when there’s no one else around.  ❜

❛  there is no where else for me to run to.  ❜

❛  all these things we’ve done, we cannot undo.  ❜

❛  I tried to replace you but it’s so hard to let you go.  ❜

❛  I tried to erase you but I just can’t forget you.  ❜

❛  I ain’t nothing but tired.  ❜

❛  I’m just tired and bored with myself.  ❜

❛  I could use just a little help.  ❜

❛  there’s something happening somewhere.  ❜

❛  you can’t start a fire without a spark.  ❜

❛  there’s a joke here somewhere and it’s on me.  ❜

❛  they say you gotta stay hungry, well I’m just about starving tonight.  ❜

❛  I’m dying for some action.  ❜

❛  come on baby, give me just one look.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

Night in the Woods lyric starters

DIE ANYWHERE ELSE

❛  I just wanna die anywhere else.  ❜

❛  If only I could die anywhere else.  ❜

❛  Come with me, let’s die anywhere else.  ❜

❛  Anywhere, just not here.  ❜

❛  Will they know I walked alone ?  ❜

❛  Will they ever stop to think what came before ?  ❜

WEIRD AUTUMN

❛  Some people are one way and that’s how they stay.  ❜

❛  Some people find one life and they live that way.  ❜

❛  Hey man, have you seen her around ?  ❜

❛  Have you seen her today ?  ❜

❛  I only knew her a week before she went away.  ❜

❛  Sometimes you can’t see someone until they’re gone.  ❜

❛  Some people never stop, they’re always moving on.  ❜

❛  I saw (name) leave.  ❜

❛  They can’t sell that house, so empty it stays.  ❜

❛  I never knew why that was.  ❜

❛  (name) was weird in a way.  ❜

PUMPKIN HEAD GUY

❛  Who’s that guy ?  ❜

❛  How does he breathe ?  ❜

❛  I see him out on the streets and I ! CAN’T ! EVEN !  ❜

❛  Does anyone else see this guy or am I losing my mind ?  ❜

❛  He’s coming up the street.  ❜

❛  What’s behind the mask ?  ❜

❛  Life comes and goes away too fast.  ❜

❛  When will I wake ?  ❜

❛  Oh god, he’s right behind me.  ❜

❛  The window ! I see him !  ❜

❛  Would his evil eye burn this whole city down ?  ❜