eli

the place i go to be autistic and annoying he/him

[tankhall]

my july of rest and relaxation

[sincerelyemery]

i cant wait for when round 2 of zombie stage comes out and everyone forgets about mizisua to obsess over ivantill omgggg!!!!!

[father-imperator]

lasting joy no borax no glue

[father-imperator]

hashtag phone time in car before going inside

[melanqole]

“prepare to meet thy god”

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[father-imperator]

i'm a hardcore multishipper so i would LOVE to be one of those people that ships both jily and jegulus or jily and bartylily but lily is just so insanely lesbian to me that i can't

you're going to look at lily fucking evans and tell me she'd ever deign to kiss a man. alright

[father-imperator]

twin peaks would have gone a lot faster if harry and dale had been fucking on the dl.

destressing would make dale's dreams make more sense... or.... something.... i guess....

[idkwhattoputbroo]

has money 🤑. broke 😭 employed 😁. jobless 😔 smells good 😊. stinks 🤢 educated 📒. dropped out 😂 mentally stable 😌. hearing voices 😵loved by everyone ❤️. restraining order🚔

[tankhall]

i’m not precious abt my unreleased music anymore btw, yall can listen to literally whatever u want and enjoy it. sorry for being 25 and annoying

[tankhall]

shot by @jamanbroershots on IG

[tankhall]

one thing i find strange about TERFism and trans-criticism is how much of it is just attractiveness politics. it seems to be the leading talking point. sure, make your points on sexual dimorphism or biological sex differences (which any normal trans woman is fully aware of already, mind you. the average transsexual is not claiming she’s experiencing period cramps lol) but so much anti-trans discourse seems to just be “well you’re ugly so you’re not a woman and i feel unsafe.” which seems…. so counter-productive to your movement. trans women, like any group of people, are nowhere near exempt from criticism, but what is the point of putting so much emphasis on such an empty and invalid viewpoint? so much of feminism seems to hark on how men only respect women they find attractive, yet the majority of your breath is spent on here pointing out physical characteristics that you seemingly think invalidate someone’s identity. how does having broad shoulders, a wide jaw, and a five o’clock shadow somehow equate to being a predatory rapist? it’s a mindset i’ve never understood. obviously it’s prevalent outside trans discourse, people just generally seem to equate ugliness with evilness, but you would think a group of individuals who posture themselves steeped and rooted in theory and academics wouldn’t weaponize such a vapid and vague talking point. (not to say only terfs do it, your average Internet Man absolutely loves to dunk on the fuckability of any given trans woman at any given same, but….. fork found in kitchen.) idk, i’ve just always found it odd. like i’m sorry but i just don’t buy into the idea that you’re supposed to be reasonably terrified of someone in a public bathroom because you think they’re ugly. i think you might just be an asshole.

[starlightomatic]

we need a big beautiful thunderstorm

[tankhall]

“thatorchia” has nothing to do etymologically with testicles, why is everything transgender with you people

[tankhall]

“thatorchia” has nothing to do etymologically with testicles, why is everything transgender with you people

[withincrosses]

hayden get yo ass off of tumblr and give us the album girl like now

[tankhall]

i gave yall two last year, go listen to those

[father-imperator]

if i made a tumblr post about tempest by ethel cain every time i thought about tempest by ethel cain or listened to tempest by ethel cain or shook with emotion about tempest by ethel cain i would crash tumblr. the servers couldn't handle it.

[bonzibuddyofficial]

You don’t see Jews or Palestinians as people. You see them as toys. outlets for your outrage.