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official website for FatherCon 2019 Begrudgingly a "grown-up"

[fathercon]

Next time I go to an ikea I'm definitely getting that little alien guy

[fathercon]

HE'S DISCONTINUED?

[fathercon]

Next time I go to an ikea I'm definitely getting that little alien guy

[fathercon]

[fathercon]

My stupid horror game life

[fathercon]

playing viet crystal again

[fathercon]

last night we ordered a stuffed crust anchovy pineapple spinach tomato Italian sausage pizza at midnight and sat in the car in a Walmart parking lot eating as much as we could and then drove to casey's and got pop to wash it all down and ate the rest of the pizza while playing picross on my phone and watching one of the employees continuously sweep and clean the empty parking lot under the street light

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[littleguymart]

(source)

[felipeiv]

[noisytenant]

Frozen foods will be like You can microwave me for 2 minutes ✌️😇🏃♨️ Or you can bake me in the oven for 55 minutes 😈🔥😜🕰️

[fathercon]

The world would be very convenient if you could stick and unstick anything onto and from anything

[fathercon]

I let my mom borrow all of my measly savings of over $2000 for something and instead of paying me back she wants to use it to invest in crypto. And that's my life right now

[fathercon]

I'm a nonpracticing heterosexual

[fathercon]

lately I've been getting into laying in bed with my head elevated

[snastle]

[memorycycle]

genius. it creates energy clones of itself to gather resources, while the main body stays alert and safe. and if i attack, it can simply swap bodies with one of its clones

[undefeatedoftheeast-deactivated]