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[fatherdefroque]

hey father!! are you perhaps coming to the LA ritual?🤔🤔

Woah there! What's all this about rituals? You should know those are Un-Christian. Make sure to tune in to this week's sermon, though! EVERY Sunday, folks.

[fatherdefroque]

Hey there! Another beautiful Sunday for us to spend thinking about the Lord! Hope none of you skipped out on today's sermon. It's always a doozy with me, Father Jim DeFroque!

[fatherdefroque]

Father, I know we mostly talk about individual songs, but what about the musical Jesus Christ Superstar? Apparently it's about our LORD'S suffering and crucifixion, but I fear musicals might be too... Flamboyant of an art form for such a topic.

Hey there! No matter how flamboyant it may be, it's important to remember that Jesus Christ is always a real superstar in our hearts. Can I get an amen?

[fatherdefroque]

Thank you all for tuning into the Easter rendition of my show, Jesus Talk! Here’s to hoping everyone had a joyous day of celebration. See you next week comma everyone! Post okay there we go fuck me so how much for the whole bag oh come on don’t I get any discount for being a loyal customer alright fine fine here you go oh shit wait how do you turn this off fuck hang on how do I stop it hearing me one second

[fatherdefroque]

Honestly I think it's disgusting we even let Pepto Bismol exist. It is so processed and regulated by the government to dumb you down. It's honestly as bad as vaccines. If God wanted us to fill our bodies with that overly processed concoction, it'd flow in the rivers. Can I get an amen.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Amen!

[outdatedprometheus]

@fatherdefroque found a lovely edit of you ♡ Preaching the lord's word ♡

[fatherdefroque]

Thank you, my child! I’m not sure what those there stripes in the background mean, but they remind me of a sunset. One of God’s most beautiful gifts to us!

[fatherdefroque]

my tummy hurt and I took pepto bismol

is that okay to do :(

Unfortunately, my child, you’re going to Hell unless you repent. It was God’s plan for your tummy to hurt, and to take Pepto Bismol is to turn your face away from God and slap Jesus square in the face.

[fatherdefroque]

Father, I loved your Jesus Talk today! Do you have any thoughts on Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones? My son loves that band I’m wondering if I should be concerned. :(

Hey there! Right off the bat here, this is gonna be a no from me. Don’t even have to look at the lyrics to know we have some anti-Christ propaganda here. I’m not too sure about who these folks that roll stones are, but I can tell from this song title they’re some bad news, edgy boys. Who else would have sympathy for the devil, of all the people you could have sympathy for? Who you should sympathize with is Jesus. There’s no defending anyone who doesn’t. Thanks for the question.

[fatherdefroque]

I do not appreciate rumors of my sexuality being spread around online. The only things I spread wide are my arms. For our Lord and savior Jesus Christ!