FatherFuneral

don't talk to me i won't know how to respond

[fatherfuneral]

Sometimes when I get tired, the way I type changes.

Awake and alert typing uses shorthand, very often capitalized for no good reason, and generally feels full of energy.

I sound like I'm always writing a novel when I am tired.

[fatherfuneral]

EUROPAPA GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[felonius-glitch]

...save me Harvey from Stardew Valley....save me

[fatherfuneral]

is the second fnaf movie out? or is the one from october just resurging in populatiry rn? or am i losing my mind??

[fatherfuneral]

i was in fact, losing my mind. tumblr is just showing me posts from last october

[fatherfuneral]

is the second fnaf movie out? or is the one from october just resurging in populatiry rn? or am i losing my mind??

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Just had a conversation with someone on Facebook about Shane. They told me that a lot of people gloss over the fact that he's a "gross alcoholic" and that it "should be obvious", and yet people still find him hot.

First of all, nobody who likes shane glosses over the fact that he's an alcoholic. Plenty of people like him so much because of it. They might see themselves in him, or they might appreciate the representation of alcoholism and its recovery.

Second of all, who the fuck cares if people find him hot? Just because he's got a mental illness, does not mean he's not deserving of kindness and appreciation.

Usually I wouldn't take this so personally because, as I've said in the past, it's just a video game. However, this person wasn't just referring to a fictional character. They lumped everyone suffering from alcoholism in the real world into it as well, and said that anybody who shows them kindness also has "workloads to get through".

It's fucking sad, just how common this mentality is among the Stardew Valley fandom. Also a little funny (ridiculous) that they claim people "goss over the fact that shane is an alcoholic" when they very much choose to gloss over the fact that shane is in recovery by the end of the game. He makes the choice to get better and manage his addiction.

[cowboyweevil]

old ass man

[fatherfuneral]

i forgot i had work in like half an hour and have been sitting here scrolling thru fanart for nearly 45 minutes

[sm-baby]

kofi🪲

i'm thinking about Kinger today

[fatherfuneral]

#oh, kinger my beloved #you are literally what i wish to be #kinger is like the harvey of tadc #kinger my sweet boy #how riddled with anxiety you are

[nats-uvi]

The whole tadc fandom right now

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[p0nyr0ni]

top ten photos taken moments before male pregnancy

[fatherfuneral]

the only mpreg i support 🥰

[fatherfuneral]

sometimes i'll make the mistake of thinking about harvey in public and then all of a sudden my legs buckle and i have to sit down before the overwhelming wave of love for that little pixelated man consumes me whole.

[ask-harvey]

*I kiss all over your face and hand you a bouquet of flowers.*

"Beautiful flowers for a beautiful man"

:)

aw, thank you for your kindness and these gorgeous flowers!

you're too sweet for me.

[fatherfuneral]

#he said the thing #wowzers

[tris-blogs]

[fatherfuneral]

#harvey would think youre bringing back his trauma #dark look, buddy wouldn't take it well #have you ever had a patient's life in your hands and failed to save them?

[dmfromtheblacklagoon]

Y’know what. Screw it, random Harvey headcannon time:

This man is my personal little skrimblo, my grunkle if you will, so I have decided to compile my personal headcannons for him here for you folks!

His personal comfort show is Over the Garden Wall, I can imagine him listening to the soundtrack while he builds :]

He struggles with C-PTSD and RSD, which is possibly canon? Hinted at HEAVILY in his higher friendship/marriage dialogues. I just need him to know it’s gonna be okay ;-;

He enjoys antiquing and thrifting! I feel like he would heavily enjoy the pre-loved items, however making sure to properly cleaning them before he puts them away!

There is absolutely no evidence to prove this, but I feel like he would, or has collected coins. Really not sure why, I just feel like this fits him quite well.

Mentioned this in my last Harvey appreciation post, but I feel like he would be asexual or possibly demisexual! This might also be your local ace wanting more rep, but I get a strong vibe from this man.

He has a fear of getting tattoos. Both the commitment of having something on his body for so long, the risk of infection, and the fear of the actual process worry him, however he hopes to get one to represent Farmer soon :3

Harvey loves bugs. Another one I don’t have any evidence for, but I can just imagine him sitting on a bench outside with a little guy on his hand while he reads, or flipping over stones to make sure the pill bugs are doing well. (Also, he seems like the kind of person who had a big hyperfixation, coming from someone with one)

He doesn’t know any instruments fluently per say, but he finds the mandolin to be a fun, and good instrument to play around with, especially learning songs for farmer!

He has a complex understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet, and will go on happy rambles about etymology if farmer inquires! He is a doctor after all, and lord of medical termini is based in latin, which has a deep connection with the IPA so this would make sense!

He is terrified of dogs, specifically small dogs. They just seem too evil and ill-intended, he cannot understand why these little goblins must be so aggressive, which is honestly valid

Anyways, that’s all i’ve got for now, but more coming soon possibly?? If folks want, I can do my headcannons for other characters as well!! Enjoy my friends :3

[fatherfuneral]

every single one of these headcannons made my heart flutter

[fishpuppyofficial]

dr sex is invincible, we can’t stop him

[fatherfuneral]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH