For @mizzporker2 and those with similar concerns:
FAT FUCKPIG RULES FOR DATING
What are my ten fat fuckpig first date rules?
1. Order the smallest possible thing on the menu, or the largest entree possible. The former will tell him you know you’re fat, trying to lose weight, and are a cumdumpster with low self esteem. Getting the 20 Oz porterhouse or a messy rack of ribs tells him you know you’re a pig and you’ve embraced your hoggishness.
2. Shave your legs, your pussy and your ass. You may be fat, but you can be hairless.
3. Wear whatever you can that shows as much cleavage and titmeat as decency will permit. You’re a fat girl; your big funbags are an advantage. Hopefully they stick out further than your gunt. Wear heels.
4. Whatever you order to eat, take a to go box. This shows him you’re ashamed to eat in front of him either way. Make sure you take a dessert.
5. During the date, flash him. Let him see you’re not wearing panties. Let him get more than one excellent down-blouse view of your udders.
6. Leave your heels on when you take off your clothes.
7. Suck his cock, and then tell him to throatfuck you. Rub your twat while he pounds your mouth so he knows how much you love it.
8. Put bright red lipstick on your anus and write an invitation on your ass cheeks. Even the dullest stud will get the hint real quick that you’re a three-holes piece of meat.
9. Tell him to use you any way he wants; encourage him to slap you around and piss in your asshole once he’s dumped a load in your guts. ATM that cock like it’s your job. If you’ve cleaned your ass for his use, it’s clean enough for your mouth after.
10. Tell him you want his cum in all your holes. Thank him every time he empties his balls, and beg for more jizz and abuse.
Do whatever it takes to get him to tell his friends that he’s found a depraved pig who’s absolutely down for anything and everything.