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“I completely agree. Having healthy skin changes everything. I have never heard of it, but it sounds awfully impressive. Does working there mean you could get me a discount?”
“You’ve never heard of York’s? We have more than 1000 points of sale world wide.”
“Of course I can get you a discount.”
“Yeah? What interested you in skincare in particular?”
“Firstly, I think that everybody should be interested in skincare as our skin is the largest organ in our entire body- secondly, I’m the heir to York’s Beauty, Skincare and Cosmetics of New York, New York- I work in the local branch.”
“What were you researching?”
“It’s a pharmacology project based in skincare”
“Ahh, back to those jokes are we? Aren’t you meant to come back from abroad new and refreshed? You seem exactly the same, gelled hair and all.”
“Some of us don’t need to refresh but you wouldn’t know anything about that. I’m fine just the way I am, thank you.”
“The prison story probably would have been more exciting.”
“More exciting than a research program in Sweden? Orange is the New Black is getting out of hand.”
“And here I was thinking we’d finally gotten rid of you for good. This news has ruined my morning.”
“Joke’s on you Styles, I’m like any one of the number of venereal diseases you’re likely to have; you can’t get rid of me that easily.“
Is all the furniture in Sweden IKEA stuff? I guess it must suck to be back at Monarch if you enjoyed it so much over there.
You are really focused on appearances, huh? I’ll pass on the plucking thanks.
Not all of it, actually interior design is taken very seriously in Sweden, they’re a very stylish people over there. I don’t mind being back, I’m sure I’ll return one day.
It’s the first thing we come to learn about the existence of another person, the first thing we notice. Appearances are important. Besides, I work for a skincare and cosmetics company, beauty is what I do. Here’s my card.
..Local bathhouse? I’m not even going to touch that one. Good to have you back though, man. I’m glad Sweden didn’t keep you captive.
Of course it’s good to have me back. What did I miss?
Lucky for you, I pretty much have a fully stocked bar at the house.
I’m not making you a shrine when you didn’t even keep in contact. They’re average photos. You look pale and short next to me.
Lucky for you I don’t have plans tonight.
It’s probably just somebody that looks like me, I’m incredibly photogenic.
You would make a beautiful woman, there’s no denying. How was Sweden?
Very Swedish. You know the Europeans are a very liberal people, we ought to learn a thing or two about their way of life. I don’t know what I’m going to do without a local bathhouse at my disposal.
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That sounds crazy impressive. Was it everything you hoped for?
Even if I had the money to fix it, I wouldn’t.. I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with it.
IKEA conditioned me for some pretty high expectations and Solna met every one of them, I loved it over there. The Europeans are a lot more liberal than we puritans, you know.
I suppose it beats a monobrow- actually, you could use a little plucking.
You could do that. Or you could shower me with affection, cocktails and junk food. Whichever you’d prefer. Yes, you definitely could have spoken English even from Sweden, dumbass.
Of course. Is it really that surprising that I’d miss you? No, I did not build a shrine but there are one or two photos of you on my bedroom wall.
Ooh, you had me at cocktails. I could really go for a mojito.
Light a candle between them, you’ve got a shrine. Are they good photos? Of course they are.
The sex change one really isn’t all that alarming.
It is when it’s as plausible as me being dead or in prison or all of the above.
I do have the boyish features and child bearing hips to make a beautiful woman though.
So you study pharmacology then? You must be passionate about it to go all the way to Sweden.
Oh. I.. well, it’s always been like that..
I’m one of the mest begåvade studenterna at Monarch University, I was selected to attend the program, they wanted me as part of their research team of course and I was flattered by the offer.
You could probably get that fixed. I had a monobrow once.
First of all, I don’t care about Nathan and the tiny dicks saga. You could have made a new skype or texted me or even written a letter! Second of all, what does it matter that I don’t speak Swedish? Am I not good enough compared to your Swedish friends?!
… I missed you, you jerk. Now I feel stupid for missing you.
I could write one now and send it to Sweden to send back to you? No but I was in- wait, no, never mind...I could have definitely spoken English to you from Sweden.
You missed me? Did you make a shrine for me? Can I see the shrine?
The Monarch gossip mill kind of runs amok, especially recently. It’s been kinda crazy!
So now that you’ve debunked all the crazy rumours.. why Sweden?
The Karolinska Institutet has one of the best pharmacology courses in the whole wide wor- what’s going on with your jaw? It’s not- it’s all crooked.
I’m not short; you’re just too tall.
It’s a curse.
