Stupid Faust @faustknowsnone - Tumblr Blog

go watch pepper pig/silly

Nuh-uh. Paus has better things to do.

Paung.

BABY FAUST FOR 5 ASKS

Hm, Faust shall be considering this offer. The choice shall be made by tomorrow.

removes your sanity

Thus. You cease to move. Trapped in the stopped time. For eternity.

[A hoard of crayzee daisies from Yoshida and the mysterious book swarm you, one putting flowers in your hair]

These flowers... Faust shall accept this as a gift.

oh ok lmao. my friend is fucked then, victorian child ahh

A tragic fate to be a Victorian child, indeed. Faust can determine this fate to be much crueler than even most things in the city.

faust how to cure victorian malewife desease.

There is no way to cure such decease. You shall remain a malewife.

throws stagger effect at you

throws 5 towels at you

Faust suppose these are enough towels to clean up. If Faust may suggest, Faust would appreciate them being handed over, instead of thrown at.

[Throws a dark ooze at you]

What could this... liquid possibly be?

Are you like actueu smart or do you fane smart

...It is common knowledge that one's body require at least three meals a day. Faust suggests taking sustenance, it has been over 24 hours.

throws boiling bleach at you

Tch..

*Pets the Faust*

Hm, an act of affection. Faust shall accept this gesture.

throws frozen bleach at you

[A hoard of sparkle plushes upon ye]

Faust had prepared for this exact moment.

Behold, Faust's finest creation, Snacho.

HIHIHIHI

YOU LOOK COOL!!

WON-WON-WONDERHOY!!!

@mynameis-emuotori

Could that truly be... Emu Otori from Wonderlands x Showtime?

shoots a maus superheavy tank on top of you

Faust suppose a test of structural integrity is needed. Go, clash.

Stupid Faust