hot bitches hate äśdā

he/they|uk based|active(ish) summer '23|i block all nóñlīftêr/ēd blogs.

[faustlftr]

intro/rules

a few things abt me:

not new to the community. been doing it since 2017, just only felt the need to make a blog now. new to dñæ tho

i'm uk based!! would prefer to find more uk based blogs bc i do not fucking know what míčhæl//s is lol.

specially interested in books and vinyls

please dni (you will be blocked) if:

you are not a łìfftíñgg rp blog like this. i interact only with blogs i know are within the community.

you use tags or reblog outside of the community (don't be stupid!)

you are from T*kt*k and call it """"b0rrøwīñg""""" or something nauseatingly stupid (go the fuck outside)

you post absolutely ANYTHING, even one reblog, to do with ëätįńg dįßördėrš. currently still recovering from a really nasty disorder i've been battling with for YEARS and if i see a SINGLE thing that jeopardises that, you will be blocked immediately. i do not want you sick and nasty fuckers ruining my health again. no exceptions.

hope to make a few friends and learn a bit from you lot!!

(all posts within this blog are for strict roleplaying purposes and are not to be taken seriously. by reading this blog, you understand that no críméss occur on this blog and any notion of such falls under the purpose of roleplay.)

[faustlftr]

hi all.

it's been a while. with everything being more and more expensive i've basically started lyft1ng everything except my groceries and shit from small businesses.

managed my first £300+ haul yesterday with some really amazing bits, got myself a camera as my bday is coming up, but i'm starting to feel really anxious about getting caught. i may take a break for a bit. how does everyone else cope w guilt/anxiety?

[faustlftr]

guys my local LU5H store is so easy this christmas it's laughable🥲 the store's so busy all the workers are on till and nobody bothers you on floor like they usually do, easy £100 haul today

[faustlftr]

once again asking for dñæ help! has anyone ever done d0ć m4rtëń5? want to get my sister a christmas present

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evening boys, anyone know if sh31n/r0mw3 is still ok to 🧬??? need to get some shit for a costume

[alexaplaylifterbydeftones-deact]

this just in ‼️ if someone reblogs your l1fting blog with tags you are actually legally allowed to kill them ‼️

[fairylift-deactivated20251125]

Slay

[faustlftr]

uk bitches get on 🧬s rn. royal mail r striking (as they fucking should) and understaffing mean packages are getting delayed or going missing a lot more.

[faustlftr]

also listen up. DO NOT 🏋️‍♀️ WITH NON🏋️‍♀️ERS!!!! WHEN YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE, DO NOT 🏋️‍♀️ WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. DO NOT SHOVE THINGS INTO THEIR POCKETS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. DO NOT DO IT UNLESS YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED YOU ARE 🏋️‍♀️ING TOGETHER.

my friend is not a 🏋️‍♀️er but went to meet two friends in a well-known clothes store, and just as they caught the two friends, they were all detained in store as the two friends had stolen around £300 worth of shit. my friend now has a criminal record just for being with them, even though they took nothing.

if you get caught with a friend, they are going down with you. it doesn't matter if they haven't taken anything in their life. they are going down with you.

do not 🏋️‍♀️ with a person without their prior consent.

[faustlftr]

hello i'm back with a refund from rêd 🫧 only took two goddamn months lol they will try so hard to reship

[takewhatstheirs]

can people stop using their l!ftb!r accounts as some cosy side account… i don’t want to see gif sets on my tl😭

[faustlftr]

reminder to use the block button liberally!!! i block accs that use tags i block accs that use the phrase “børrøwïñg” i block accs that don’t hide likes and follows even if an acc gives me a strange vibe or seems a tiny bit off i block. we r literally roleplaying as criminals, the block button is ur best mate

[serenelifts]

also sorry if it's rude but if ur a completely blank lÿft account im blocking u

[faustlftr]

https://youtu.be/RybR12ix8pg

yo this is so fucked up. please do not feel bad abt scamming/🧬ing food courier places —they’re fkin awful for not putting security measures in place for afabs.

[faustlftr]

“i will choose collarbones over cake” you sound boring as fuck i’m choosing cake that shits delicious🥱

[faustlftr]

🧬 masterlist (active aug 2022)

i need a place to track my dñæs.

àmãź0ñ: £26 (aged account, many orders on it prior. instant refund through live chat. easy as, mad i didn't go for more.)

śh31ñ: £88 (aged account, one prior order. doesn't offer an option on live chat so u need to open up a ticket. they will now investigate with your carrier and send u evidence of the package being delivered, but no ppl in the pic so i claimed i did not recognise the door. will refund after that but be warned of the investigation.)

r3dbübbł3: £20 (aged account, took FOREVER. were adamant on reprint and then offering store credit but i told them i didn't want to buy from there again as i was unsatisfied with the quality of their products.)

k0ï f00tw3àr: £100 icl this one made me nervous because they showed POD and when i responded blanked me for two weeks. but they refunded me after that lol

to do: çr0çs, r0mwë, h///m///v, k0ï f00tw3àr

[faustlftr]

anyone else fucking hate when u 🏋️‍♂️ an outfit that doesn’t even suit u,,,, like damn i risked so much here. and for what.