Killer Queens

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

Hi…he’s chirping.

[slushyseals]

Wonderful!

[tulparightsactivist]

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

[hyperbolicpurple]

@veliseraptor

[the-memedaddy]

[kitty]

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

[deadbeatmaker]

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

[hardtostayaway-deactivated20180]

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

[deadbeatmaker]

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

[dawn0star-deactivated20191205]

this brave straight man literally mansplaining women to a lesbian

[mikiyhcart]

Enough is Enough. School should be safe for students.

[yeezusxvi]

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

ANSJDJFNJGJGGGNTJTK

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[comediva-blog]

[chuckdrawsthings]

the duality of cat

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

[cutethingsforcats]

[princesstigerbelle]

This kittens got mittens

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This is beautifully hilarious. 👆🏾 Gay Culture

You can tell the camera person knew they both were bout to propose! Lol

[wannabe-pinterest-mom]

I love this so much 😍💕💕