HELLOOOOOO!!! New friend!!! you're sure up late!!!

name: Cal // five nights at Freddy's incorrect quotes. // side to psi-king

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Roxanne: are you wack? The girl I love picks food over me? *sobbing* thats the most insulting thing a girl could have happen to her

Glamrock Freddy: great! Glad that's all settled :)

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Glamrock Chica: are you doing alright, Roxy?

Roxy, crying: y-yeah, just cutting these onions

Glamrock Chica: ..those are potatoes..

Roxy, crying harder: Yeah.

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Glamrock Chica: I just realised that I don't really know you.

Glamrock Chica: I only know what you are like when I'm around.

Glamrock Chica: What if you turn purple when I'm gone?

Montgomery Gator: I mostly wreck shit.

Glamrock Chica: But are you purple?

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Do you do x readers

I mean.... I can. Like general ship content requests, I won't go out of my way for it. I've done it before for lmk

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If you had to pick an animatronic kin, who would it be

Yknow I'm really embodying Rox tonight so let's just say her <3

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Gregory, in the group chat: pretty sure I just got glass in my foot

Glamrock Freddy: where are you? I will come take it out.

Monty: no leave it

Monty: livens up the place

Roxy: Gregory's foot is so boring

Roxy: Kid, if someone asked me my top three boring additions to the fazplex, I'd say your foot you have to shank with glass to make it interesting

Roxy: ... are you okay

Monty: please respond little guy

Gregory: what would u do if I died of glassy foot and that was the last thing u ever said to me

Gregory: what if I got so mad at that I forgot it was there and stomped my foot and it shot up into my brain and I died

Glamrock Chica: i just laughed so hard i heard something click in the back of my head imscared

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Monty: What's your sign?

Glamrock Freddy: I... couldn't say.

Monty: I'm a Leo.

Glamrock Freddy: Well, it was nice to meet you, Leo.

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Hellooooo! New friend! You’re sure up late! Are we having a slumber party? Where are all of your friends? We can finger paint, tell stories, drink Fizzy Faz until our heads ex-PLODE and stay up all night! There is only one rule: keep the lights on. ON. On…

Don't you want a PUPPET SHOW?? I-I-I have Glitter glue! Do ya like GLITTER GLUE???

ᴳᵒᵒᵍˡʸ ᵉʸᵉˢˀ

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Monty: thats IT you're about to GET IT!

Gregory: wait wait waitwaitwait

Monty: What?

Gregory: I'm baby

Monty, swinging: the FUCK does that mean-

Glamrock Freddy, grabbing Monty's fist: wait, you can't do that

Monty: why not????

Glamrock Freddy: he's baby

Gregory: *blows raspberry*

Monty: he fuckin-!

Glamrock Freddy: yes, well, he's baby, so

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Monty: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Glamrock Freddy: No-

Roxy: MISTLEFOE

Glamrock Freddy: don't encourage this-

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Glamrock Freddy: A good romance starts with a good friendship

Glamrock Chica: And a bad romance starts with "Rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la"

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Glamrock Freddy: Can I be frank with you guys?

Monty: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Glamrock Chica: Can I still be Chica?

Sun: I wanna be Freddy! No wait, Bonnie!!! Wait!! How about Micheal!! Or-

Roxy: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Who's your favorite animatronic? Of all the games

Oh oh okay actually this is fun because I have been in and out of these games since like 2015 and like uh

Favorite in general is probably DJMM, second and third are moon and sun, but if we remove Breach, it's definitely Funtime Fred. Absolutely adore that dude, look at that funky bear with his funky bon bon :)

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Vanny: My "hyperfixation" is murder and I will be "infodumping" your body in the lake.

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Vanessa: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Glamrock Freddy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Gregory, whispering back: Because I have small hands.

Glamrock Freddy: Because he has small hands.

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Roxanne, watching Chica walk by: she's so fucking pretty.

Sun: Don't be jealous, Roxy, you're pretty too!!!

Roxanne:

Roxanne: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay.

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Monty: *posts a super low quality Meme to the groupchat*

Glamrock Chica: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents

Monty: If i had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough to buy a cannon to fire at you

Glamrock Freddy: Actually I did the math, Chica would have 225 dollars, not fifteen cents

Monty: I'm right here, dude.

Roxy: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda

Glamrock Chica: While you're there could you get me an apply juice please? :)

Roxy: sorry i only have a dollar

Glamrock Chica: :(

Glamrock Freddy: Music Man just corrected my math, it would be 22,500 dollars because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Glamrock Chica: If I had 22,500 dollars I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice :)

Monty: You can literally buy anything you want for 22500 dollars

Roxy: yeah and she wants soda and an apply juice

Monty: Apply juice to what

Helpy: Directly to the forehead!

Vanessa: Great job everyone