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welp its officially the off season time to eat what i want. see y’all at the pro bowl #cheatday

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diyaandersonsmythe:

I am very predictable huh. I am sure singers feel the exact same thing, at least you don’t have to give any speeches?

Originally posted by confessionsofabollywoodgirl

No speeches but plenty of interviews so I guess that makes up for it.

#c: diya

sebastianandersmythe:

I suppose that could have been a factor. Lucky for you you got talent ‘cause you ain’t gonna have those good looks forever. Not everyone can be agelessly gorgeous as I am. I must say BJ does give you a run for your money with your mom, but it’s hard to say. That woman loves you more than me, and that’s saying a lot. Your poor dad, that puts him fourth in line regardless, after you guys and John Legend. But that’s okay, we’ll take your dad over here ;) Okay how far up my ass have I been that I forgot you’re graduating this year? Well well well, this means we have to discuss your graduation gift. Give me a short list. Luggage? Or a social media consultant to maintain rumors that you have erectile dysfunction and syphillis so no groupie tries to jump you and get you murdered by Zelda?

Black don’t crack Unc, I’ll be forever young just like my momma.

What can I say? I’m really lovable and I make adorable babies, not that I want anymore any time soon.

It’s a sigh Unc, you’re getting old. It’s all good though I’ll visit you in your nursing home. I’m good on luggage but I might seriously take you up on that social media consultant. I love Zelda to death but that girl is terrifying when she’s mad. I’d rather not have a angry Zelda because of another instagram photo again.

#C: Sebastian

postmodernstephen:

As if we’ll see you that much, with all your travel. But I’ll take what we can get.

I know I said it already, but I’ll say it again, I’m so proud. For I know the plans I have for you,” says the lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.

Psh I’m still a momma’s boy and I can’t go too long without ma’s cooking. You’ll see me plenty, I can guarantee that. I know pops, and I’m going to make you even more proud when I get in and start scoring touch downs for you.”

#c: stephen

sebastianandersmythe:

Excellent. You now owe me a pound of flesh for greasing the owners. I would have said your first born child but there is no way I am going to become a grandparent first. So will you ever be able to go back to UCLA if you wanted to at some point?

Originally posted by fyeahgrantgust

And here I thought my talents was enough grease I needed. I’m pretty sure mom would fight you for BJ anyways, she loves him more than me. I guess I will for my masters, I mean I graduate in a few days so eventually I’ll go back for grad school but maybe not, who knows.

#C: Sebastian

diyaandersonsmythe:

I was so excited for you I squealed! You also looked so handsome in your suit! I was very proud.

Originally posted by abandonedabaddon

That doesn’t surprise me. Thanks, I was nervous as hell like I wonder if that’s how singers fell when they’re waiting to see if they win awards.

#c: diya

I’m so glad I don’t have to move out of my loft and to somewhere that actually snows. I guess LA is stuck with me for a few more years or so.

#postmodernfamilystarter

postmoderncole:

Congratulations!

thanks. can’t wait for all of this to be over with.

#c: cole

postmodernjesse:

That’s fantastic, Bryan! How does that work?

Well it’s kind of like putting your name in to get an audition and then you audition and get told where your role will be I guess. I don’t even know if that makes sense Zelda is better at these kinds of things. Basically I’ll do some physical tests for scouts and then everyone meets in new york hoping to be picked.

#c: jesse

postmodernstephen:

So proud of you. I can’t believe this day came already, after all the travelling teams and the practices and injuries and sweat. You did it, kid. You’re in the big leagues.

Not quite yet pops, still got a little ways until it’s official that I’ll be with the big dogs. I don’t know how I could ever repay you and mom for all the sacrifices you two made for me to get where I am now.

#c: stephen

sebastianandersmythe:

Well shit lil Bry is all grown up, talkin about weddin bells! Did she ask you to follow her?

However it pans out, let me know when you know what your first choice is and I’ll ask around and see if I can do anything.

i’m just saying she’s the one for me.

No I mean she said she’d follow me I told her I’d follow her. We obviously agree to be together but disagree on the destination.

I will I’m hoping I can stay in Cali or at least be close enough by. But honestly as long as I don’t go to Cleveland, Cincinati or Miami I’ll be okay.

#c: sebastian

diyaandersonsmythe:

I’ll keep my fingers crossed! I can’t believe this is already happening….

Originally posted by princessbhatt

Yeah just like I can’t believe it’s almost time for us to all graduate. You’ll be in college soon.

#c: diya

sebastianandersmythe:

PRIVATE:BRYBASTIAN

I meant to say do you want ME to push a little cash anywhere? You trust these experts? Do you even want to stay in LA? What’s the deal with you and Zelda these days?

I have to see where Zelda is going first. I love that girl, I’m going to marry here one day, I can promise you this. I don’t trust them yet because we haven’t went through the combine yet. After that and they still say I’m staying in LA then I’ll trust them.

#c: sebastian

diyaandersonsmythe:

True….are Aunt Cedes, Uncle Stephen, BJ and Zelda going to New York with you? I think I’ll have a watching party here for you if my parents agree

Originally posted by dildaar

I’m not sure, I’ll have to talk to her and uncle Hunt about it but I hope she will.

#c: diya

sebastianandersmythe:

PRIVATE:BRYBASTIAN

Because I am in denial you will move away and I will be left to comfort your mother because your stoic father will be crying a river inside.

What’re your chances where? You need to push a little cash at someone anywhere?

Hey no stop all that. It’s early seeing as we have months before the combine and draft but odds and experts right now are saying I’m staying in LA and going to the chargers. Only time will tell for now, I haven’t talked to anyone about the odds because I don’t want to give anyone false hope if it doesn’t go down that way.

#c: sebastian

diyaandersonsmythe:

I know how good you are but even you can’t turn that around.

Originally posted by wondergirln

They need defense picks and a quaterback so I think I’m safe.

#c: diya

diyaandersonsmythe:

Wow…that’s…wow Bryan. I just don’t want you to end up in Cleveland…

Originally posted by iheartmastani

You and e both, it’s too damn cold and well i hat to lose.

#c: diya

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