The FBI Guy Of Your Dreams

Anyone need a pen??? ((Askbox still open))

[fbi-agent-peterson]

HOLY SHIT THE FBI FANDOM IS STILL AROUND???

We resurrect when we are needed

[fbi-agent-swanson]

fuCK HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN

[fbi-agent-peterson]

ITS BEEN C E N T U R I E S

[fbi-agent-swanson]

Still popping pills?

[fbi-agent-peterson]

STILL SHOOTING ROOKIES?

[fbi-agent-peterson]

HOLY SHIT THE FBI FANDOM IS STILL AROUND???

We resurrect when we are needed

[fbi-agent-swanson]

fuCK HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN

[fbi-agent-peterson]

ITS BEEN C E N T U R I E S

[fbi-agent-peterson]

HOLY SHIT THE FBI FANDOM IS STILL AROUND???

We resurrect when we are needed

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Sound off: Who’s still alive?

[fbi-agent-swanson]

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[fbi-agent-robert]

I'm not dead

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Oh thank god

[fbi-agent-anderson]

Apparently hangin’ on by a thread

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Nice to see some of us are still hangin in there, Anderson

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Sound off: Who’s still alive?

[fbi-agent-swanson]

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[fbi-agent-robert]

I'm not dead

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Oh thank god

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Sound off: Who’s still alive?

[fbi-miles]

Happy 100th anniversary of the Great Molasses Flood

[fbi-agent-peterson]

What

What the hell does this meAN??

[yelling-out-of-the-void]

It’s Canada.

[fbi-agent-peterson]

tHATS noT An ANSWer!

[fbi-miles]

Happy 100th anniversary of the Great Molasses Flood

[fbi-agent-peterson]

What

What the hell does this meAN??

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Logging off now

See you all on the other side.

[7-daysleft]

1 DAY LFT

[fbi-agent-peterson]

HEY I KNOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM TIBET BUT REMEMBER TO LOG-OFF TOMORROW IN PROTEST FOR OUT BAD WORDS AND FEMALES PRESENTING NIPPLES

[kingjaffejoffer]

[fbi-agent-wright]

@fbi-agent-peterson me and you

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Yes

[fbi-agent-swanson]

Guys

Where the fuck did the plane go?????

Did you guys leave me at the gas station?

@ali-that-fbi-gal @fbi-agent-peterson @fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Wait…. Gas…StaTION?!

(Runs out of a shack)

S W A N S O N

[fbi-agent-swanson]

PETERSON

Is this where you’ve been the ENTIRE TIME.

[fbi-agent-peterson]

YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE AT THE ONE GAS STATION IN LIKE A 100 MILES

[fbi-agent-swanson]

Guys

Where the fuck did the plane go?????

Did you guys leave me at the gas station?

@ali-that-fbi-gal @fbi-agent-peterson @fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Wait.... Gas...StaTION?!

(Runs out of a shack)

S W A N S O N

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Has anyone even come for you yet??

Well @fbi-agent-skeleton came and literally threw himself at me… and I was giving this high speed laptop… but @ali-that-fbi-gal , @fbi-agent-swanson and @fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright were on a plane to get me….I think they miiiiiigggght be dead or gave up

Both options are highly reasonable

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

No we’re just lost

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

he’s actually pretty easy to find just ask the villagers where the ‘annoying white man’ lives

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

The problem is I don’t know where we are

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

ok are there any weirdly shaped ice pillars? any sorta, i don’t know, sentient cloud? big ol yeti seal men?

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Damn it I thought they stopped calling me the annoying white man…. Just look for the big cave in the shape of a man’s face

And me furiously waving off a flag pole

[fbi-agent-wright]

Why don’t you just get yourself unlost Peterson

[fbi-agent-peterson]

I don’t think I’ve explained how I got here Wright

I was trying to get to a different village but then some rock fell out of nowhere and I got knocked out

Then that bitchy monk found me and took me to a different ficking village

So I don’t know where I am exactly, but I do know I’m in fucking T I B E T

[fbi-agent-wright]

Well maybe you should figure out where you are

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Not speaking Tibetan is a willlllldddd thing

Plus this only guy who does speak English is that bitchy monk, and he won’t tell me where I AM

[fbi-agent-wright]

Just use google translate lol

[fbi-agent-peterson]

………………

Wright.

WrIGHt.

I HAD WIFI SO BAD THAT I COULDNT EVEN CONTACT YOU FOR MORE THAN 5 MiNuTeS.

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Wait.

I have WiFi now.

FUCKIN- UGGGGHHHHH GIMME A MINUTE

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Has anyone even come for you yet??

Well @fbi-agent-skeleton came and literally threw himself at me… and I was giving this high speed laptop… but @ali-that-fbi-gal , @fbi-agent-swanson and @fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright were on a plane to get me….I think they miiiiiigggght be dead or gave up

Both options are highly reasonable

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

No we’re just lost

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

he’s actually pretty easy to find just ask the villagers where the ‘annoying white man’ lives

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

The problem is I don’t know where we are

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

ok are there any weirdly shaped ice pillars? any sorta, i don’t know, sentient cloud? big ol yeti seal men?

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Damn it I thought they stopped calling me the annoying white man…. Just look for the big cave in the shape of a man’s face

And me furiously waving off a flag pole

[fbi-agent-wright]

Why don’t you just get yourself unlost Peterson

[fbi-agent-peterson]

I don’t think I’ve explained how I got here Wright

I was trying to get to a different village but then some rock fell out of nowhere and I got knocked out

Then that bitchy monk found me and took me to a different ficking village

So I don’t know where I am exactly, but I do know I’m in fucking T I B E T

[fbi-agent-wright]

Well maybe you should figure out where you are

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Not speaking Tibetan is a willlllldddd thing

Plus this only guy who does speak English is that bitchy monk, and he won’t tell me where I AM

[fbi-agent-wright]

Just use google translate lol

[fbi-agent-peterson]

..................

Wright.

WrIGHt.

I HAD WIFI SO BAD THAT I COULDNT EVEN CONTACT YOU FOR MORE THAN 5 MiNuTeS.

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Has anyone even come for you yet??

Well @fbi-agent-skeleton came and literally threw himself at me… and I was giving this high speed laptop… but @ali-that-fbi-gal , @fbi-agent-swanson and @fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright were on a plane to get me….I think they miiiiiigggght be dead or gave up

Both options are highly reasonable

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

No we’re just lost

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

he’s actually pretty easy to find just ask the villagers where the ‘annoying white man’ lives

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

The problem is I don’t know where we are

[fbi-agent--skeleton]

ok are there any weirdly shaped ice pillars? any sorta, i don’t know, sentient cloud? big ol yeti seal men?

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Damn it I thought they stopped calling me the annoying white man…. Just look for the big cave in the shape of a man’s face

And me furiously waving off a flag pole

[fbi-agent-wright]

Why don’t you just get yourself unlost Peterson

[fbi-agent-peterson]

I don’t think I’ve explained how I got here Wright

I was trying to get to a different village but then some rock fell out of nowhere and I got knocked out

Then that bitchy monk found me and took me to a different ficking village

So I don’t know where I am exactly, but I do know I’m in fucking T I B E T

[fbi-agent-wright]

Well maybe you should figure out where you are

[fbi-agent-peterson]

Not speaking Tibetan is a willlllldddd thing

Plus this only guy who does speak English is that bitchy monk, and he won’t tell me where I AM

[fbi-miles]

Please children just cooperate and get your good bud back home

[fbi-agent-peterson]

YEAH W R I G H T

Let me see if I can like get some kind of smoke signal going or s o m e t h i n g