life's too short to be serious.

i'm finn christopher hudson. currently sports writer for the new york times. basically, i watch sports all the time and people pay me to write my opinion on the games and whatnot. how cool is that? yeah, i know. it's pretty cool. life's a garden, dig it? or something like that. i'm just trying to live my life one day at a time and all that good stuff. we'll see where i end up. finntana 1x1

[fc-hudsonn]

PARA: SERENDIPITY

TAGGING: Santana Lopez and Finn Hudson. LOCATION: Renaissance Hotel Lobby. TIME FRAME: Two months ago... Because I’m the worst? GENERAL NOTES/WARNINGS: N/A … yet.

There was something making him nervous and Finn couldn't place his finger on it. Well. That wasn't true at all. He knew exactly why he was nervous. He was meeting an escort. He never saw himself as that type of guy, and he was sure that no one that truly knew him would ever see him as this type of guy either. He kept justifying it in his head. That he was only using her to make Rachel and everyone else see that he was better off now that he lived away from Lima and he had a real job. He could get a hot girl. 

And this girl was hot. Sure, he hadn't seen her face, but the way her body looked was absolutely incredible. And she turned him on. A little more than he wanted to admit, but she had a way with words. Maybe his flirting skills weren't exactly up to par with hers, but he liked to think that he turned her on a little bit too. That's what he kept telling himself anyway. That she did actually think he was hot. It didn't feel much different from normal flirting. Sure. If they hooked up at this meet up then he was paying her for sex, but still, it didn't feel all that wrong. 

He had chosen on the meet up place being a hotel lobby. A little presumptuous? Maybe. But he also didn't want to bring her to his place just in case she ended up being a murderer or something. Not that he thought she would be, but you never know these days. He found a seat at the bar and ordered a bourbon, while he tapped his fingers down nervously. She was a little late, but he was used to waiting for girls to show up. Rachel was always late. And don't even get him started on Quinn. She was the queen of being fashionably late. He took a long sip of the drink before placing it back down in front of him. Hoping he'd notice the girl when she walked in. He told her where he was going to be, sitting at the bar, so he figured she'd probably spot him before he spotted her.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: Hold the virgin's cherry that's 'bout to get popped somewhere out in the universe -- you've never got hard and sucked in public? Jeeze, what kind of granny panties have you been fooling 'round with?

sweetsin669: I mean, you meet the price, and I'll blow your world, literally or handiguratively. It's a MUST.

sweetsin669: In person ha? You and your cock jonesing at the tip to see me live?

DrumsNRoses: My last few girlfriends weren't into that whole thing.

DrumsNRoses: I can't lie... I am... Excited about meeting you in person.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: About five, and you might have a .5% of achieving victory.

sweetsin669: oh really? Sure you can handle a sweet soft rub a dub dub on clitana without screwing your thumbs around like you're trying to rub a dirt mark off your face? 'Cos if so, that little tid bit might have been a bit hot.

sweetsin669: You're up to bat first bud, and trust, if you're packing, I'll show out for you.

sweetsin669: Sure you can handle a meet up in public? I don't do public pay...well, maybe with a sweet deck of benjamins in front of my eyes, and someone's whose kinda hunky, I can get really freaky in public. ;)

DrumsNRoses: .5% is better than 0%. I'm pretty a determined guy.

DrumsNRoses: This isn't my first time at the rodeo. I'm pretty good with my hands. I'm even better with my tongue.

DrumsNRoses: I think I'll wait for you to see the real thing in person. I've never been a big fan of spoilers.

DrumsNRoses: In public? I've never done anything in public before. I'd love to see how far we could go with a little under the table action.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: I ALMOST got butterfly guts -- key word, almost. [wink emoji]

sweetinsin669: Ha! Turn me on? While I can, and even got a past of leaking like a faulty water pipe at the drop of balls, this ain't my first time at the sexy texting rodeo. Give it to me good, and MAYBE I'll show you the effects -- or the absence of them. Killing a man's ego is a sure fire way to get me spilling from the lady loins like Linda Blair when she caught a case of Satan.

sweetsin669: Although I do love large hands...

sweetinsin669: You got a big cock and you'll be far better then 'too bad'. I can let a fucked face go to the wayside if he's fat like the, 'Biggest Loser Cast', (pre their fat folds balling like a bitch) and got a third leg intact. You know, just the dickly things in life make me happy.

sweetsin669: ....maybe. Gotta leave you wanting more.

DrumsNRoses: Almost? Guess I'll have to kick it up a notch.

DrumsNRoses: Most girls do love large hands. And they feel really good when they massage all the right places. I'd start off by making tiny circles with my index finger all along your clit.

DrumsNRoses: I mean. It is pretty big. Or so I've been told. Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

DrumsNRoses: Well. You're already doing a good job of that.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin666: Babe? Is that what you call all your online ladies? [wink emoji]

sweetsin666: As hard as it may be for me to not unleash Hurricane Wanky in my panties, I think I'll resist for the sake of both of us. Lay it on me, handsome.

sweetsin666: Um duh. I mean, I usually like a pretty general idea of what kinda eye sore I'm working with. Helps me gather up potential hotties in my head that could be the most wrecked doppelganger of all time if I squint real REAL hard, and I conjure up some top notch imagining in my head.

sweetsin666: Although, I gots to admit, you ain't half bad -- in that picture, at least.

sweetsin666: You're a dork, that's what you are. But maybe kinda, a quarter not THAT bad.

DrumsNRoses: Nope, babe. That's just for you.

DrumsNRoses: You sure? It won't turn you on to think about all the things I could do to you? The way it'll feel when I touch you? I have pretty big hands, you know.

DrumsNRoses: Well. I am not an eye sore. You just said so yourself. It's kind of an honor that a babe as beautiful as you would say I'm not too bad.

DrumsNRoses: A cute dork though, right?

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin666: Psh, it's tall, not to mention hot - so take the compliment.

sweetsin666: Well jeeze, freaking la-asshole. Just 'cos I'm a pay by the hour kinda gal doesn't mean you should lay it on slightly light. Plus, in public, if you're pulling out these dud like lines people are really going to wonder how in the heck you got a hottie like me. I mean, IF you do have game -- let's see it?

sweetsin666: Let me see a little more then.

sweetsin666: Now THAT'S game, and I detect no lie in the sentence either.

DrumsNRoses: Well, thanks, babe.

DrumsNRoses: You want me to pull out my real game? I don't know about that. I don't want to turn you on too much.

DrumsNRoses: You want to see more of me?

DrumsNRoses: See? I told you I was pretty good.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: 6'3? I'll make sure not to skimp on the heels, 'cos at a whopping 5'5, I'm not trying to walk away with a faulty neck 'cos I spent all week craning it.

sweetsin669: Well, what could have potentially been a hot pick was submitted to the delete pile for that 'ex' drop alone. For future (not paying for company kinda future) reference, any and all sexy texting with an 'ex' drop is asking to be blown off, and blowing yourself by the end of the night.

sweetsin669: Other then in dire need of a a gym sess, not too shabby.

sweetsin669: I guess. I mean, alone, no matter the 'I don't need no man' spiel is totally lame. Luckily you came to the right place, 'cos I got a wardrobe that can make a Jimmy Dean meat pack harden like nips on a chilly day, or sweeten it up, so the question of the night is, 'a lady in the streets, and a freak in the sheets...or?' And all sorts of in betweens.

DrumsNRoses: 6'3 isn't that tall. You'll be fine.

DrumsNRoses: I didn't know we were really sexy texting. I mean, I am paying you, so I didn't think I'd have to try all that hard, you know? This isn't even my best game. I'm pretty good at getting girls.

DrumsNRoses: In dire need of a gym sess? Please. I'm in pretty good shape.

DrumsNRoses: Well, you're really hot so I know I'll be the envy of mostly everyone there when I walk in with you.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: i mean, did you grow up under the sea or something? it's only proper sexy texting manners to send one back...

sweetsin669: don't get me started on ridic, high school i pretty much was surrounded the seven frumpy dwarfs. I'm pretty sure one of them sucked the sole outta gilbert grape during a grab and snatch of his pb&j when he was a tiny fattie, 'cos boy was DUMB. then there was another one, i'm pretty sure her she used her schnoze to suck up her enemies, 'cos word was you can hear 'em shrieking and begging for mercy if you get too close her pot hole like nostrils. third -- nah, i'm going to stop. i'll go to an angry place and i rather talk about you and my paycheck.

sweetsin669: so you want to make her jealous and every reject whose going to be there?

DrumsNRoses: Sorry. Should I do a description too? I'm about 6'3. 6'4 on a good day. I've got brown hair and brown eyes. I usually have a bit of stubble on my cheek too. Since I'm too lazy to shave most days.

DrumsNRoses [PICTURE MESSAGE]: http://38.media.tumblr.com/60374a81b4901fde17721b5b669f1a32/tumblr_inline_nknk4f8KRb1sf9nu0.png

DrumsNRoses: Picture courtesy of my ex.

DrumsNRoses: Your... High school experience sounds a little crazy. We had some high strung people. There were a lot of bullies and shit, but we got through it.

DrumsNRoses: It's not really about making her jealous. I'm over her. Way over her. I just don't want to show up alone, you know? It's about looking successful and a hot girl on my arm should do that.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin669: Sorry to break it to you, but you kinda already look and ARE a loser hitting up a escort site for a date.

sweetsin669: but for the sake of my paycheck and recent shift to red bottoms, to stilettos addiction, I'll keep it cute and pretend like I didn't type the above. [grin emoji]

sweetsin669:https://40.media.tumblr.com/6c5ac234a15dc0fb97ae761bafab7aaa/tumblr_inline_o1p262QEqu1sqkyu6_540.jpg

sweetsin669: don't forget *look* really hot too.

sweetsin669: Ya, unfortunately so, but for the sake of me needing to know if I should pack a spray bottle with me just in case you trying slip, and slide in my lady bits, is this your ten or thirty year reunion?

DrumsNRoses: Ouch. That hurt a little.

DrumsNRoses: Wow..

DrumsNRoses: Okay. You're right. You definitely look really hot too.

DrumsNRoses: Neither. It's more like a five year thing. I'm not that old. I used to be in this club in high school and my ex-girlfriend was like in charge. She's super ridiculous and she wants us to check in every couple years and get together.

[fc-hudsonn]

aim chat: finntana

sweetsin6669: Word is on the cyber grape-vine you're looking for a hottie with a bod, and you just so happened to strike gold, and got yourself /the/ hottest pay for play chica on this site.

sweetsin6669: So here's the stats; twenty-one -- but can easily pass for nineteen, if you're trying to impress a weird uncle or five for an 'age is just a number' creep squad fist bump -- 5'5, brunette, chocolate brown eyes, size two, with an ass made for clapping, and a ton of CC's to form my big, bouncy, and a little too plentiful if you aren't equipped with large hands, ta ta's. What do you think so far, Big Boy?

DrumsNRoses: I'm just looking for someone to take back to a high school reunion type deal. My girlfriend kind of dumped me or whatever. And showing up to that? Without anyone? I'd kind of look like a loser.

DrumsNRoses: You sound... Really hot. Like wow.

DrumsNRoses: Do you want a description of me? I guess that really wouldn't make sense. I could be old and bald, but it doesn't really matter as long as I'm paying, right?