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SO MUCH ICE CREAM. I say we ditch camp for a bit to make a Safeway run and pile all the Ben and Jerry’s we can find into our cart.

fckashley

I just got here and you already want me to ditch. You're a genius, I officially love you.

thatjbkid

Your penguin was a girl? Even better reason to why she liked the balls thrown at her face. I mean, if it were boobs instead, I wouldn’t complain.

fckashley

Of course! It was red, and fabulous. You could tell it was a girl, and the name I gave it just says it all. My penguin doesn't like balls thrown at her face, that's not true at all. Well, now that I think about it, it actually depends. Of course you wouldn't, consider me not amused.

ninamikkelsen

Now I feel sad..I’m really sad, ain’t I? From now on I’m gonna sleep in my bed not on the floor

I like it, I just don’t drink it a lot

fckashley

I fixed you. This is when I start singing 'Fix you' by Coldplay, and everyone just starts crying and throwing roses at me.

That's good then, if you didn't like it then I'd be forced to ignore you for the rest of your life.

miss-scodelario-kaya

Eh I would probably force Dylan to do it, why? Because I can haha, and I think you should totally do it, you would walk to them with the bag saying “Oh woah, I think the bag packed it self again, now unpack slaves!”

fckashley

Oh Dylan.. He has only one friend on Club Penguin and it's himself, that only means you should totally make him unpack for you because his penguin is a loner, and in exchange for unpacking, you'll be his friend in CP. Slaves, that's so perfect. I'm going to start packing in a few minutes, once I'm done drinking the perfection that is my cup of coffee.

i-am-claire-hear-me-roar-deacti

Thank you, I’m gonna need all the support and girl power I can get. We need to get together and watch The Notebook and ANTM while eating every last scrap of junkfood we can find.

fckashley

Girl power? I invented that shit, I'm like the master of girl power, the creator. That sounds perfect, we should totally do that. And don't forget about the ice cream, it's a must have when it comes to The Notebook.

ninamikkelsen

Okay then, I’ll just sleep on the floor all alone. You’re right about the neck part. sleeping on the floor kills my neck

Am I the only one who doesn’t drink coffee that much??

fckashley

Sleeping on the floor and alone, that's the saddest thing I've heard all day. I feel bad for you now. It sounds like you sleep on the floor on purpose, and that's not a normal thing to do. Maybe you should carry a pillow with you everywhere so you just sleep on the floor whenever you feel like it, and it won't kill your neck.

Yeah, probably. Coffee is amazing, I don't understand why some people don't like it. It should be a criminal offense.

miss-scodelario-kaya

Yeah I’ll probably force someone else to unpack for me.. that’s the most boring thing to do in the world. Well you should go get a coffee then!

fckashley

That sounds perfect. Who are you going to force to unpack for you? I should've done that, now I feel like packing all over again only to make Selena or Justin unpack for me.

i-am-claire-hear-me-roar-deacti

It definitely was. Maybe it’s my subconscious telling me that I’m still not over my traumatic Club Penguin breakup.

fckashley

Yeah, that must be it. Club Penguin breakups are just so hard to get over, I know what you're going through right now, and I'll help you move on, and leave that relationship behind.

miss-scodelario-kaya

I’m really good thanks for asking, just pretty bored haha what about you?

fckashley

Bored? That sucks. Maybe you should do something, like exploring or unpacking. Probably not that last one because that's probably the most boring thing you can do, but exploring sounds interesting. I'm good! Just woke up, so I'm still kind of tired, and in need of coffee.

i-am-claire-hear-me-roar-deacti

Yeeeaaaahhh maybe drinking an entire bottle of Cabernet before bed wasn’t such a great idea…

fckashley

Maybe it wasn't a good idea, but I'm sure it was worth it.

#IM CRYING YOU'RE SO CUTE #HIIIIIIIIIII

ninamikkelsen

You can sleep with a pillow on the floor

But anyways what’s up?

fckashley

Not if you pass out, then you wouldn't have time to grab a pillow and put it under your head. And that's when my nightmare begins; sleeping without a pillow. I can't even imagine how my neck would hurt if that happened to me, I'm praying it won't.

Not much really, I literally just woke up so that only means I need coffee. Coffee is a blessing to this world, if you really think about it. It's a real miracle, and that makes me happy. What's up with you?

miss-scodelario-kaya

Yeah me too.. I hate awkward silences so much, they’re so.. well awkward haha

fckashley

I couldn't have said it better myself. So how are you, Kaya?

ninamikkelsen

It’s actually quite comfortable, I’ve done it before about a billion times.

fckashley

I am judging you in this exact moment. I can't sleep without pillows. Pillows make my life better, you know? I owe my life to whoever invented them.

miss-scodelario-kaya

Ugh yeah I know right, they’re always so awkward and then you have no idea what to say… it’s just weird

fckashley

When I don't know what to say, I just start saying weird stuff that makes no sense at all to avoid the awkward silence. I can't deal with those, they're annoying.