xBAYANI.

Bridge Anderson. "I'm an angel with a shotgun,"

[lucasmatthews-deactivated201407]

Did you do it in front of a large group of ladies? Because I saw a few walking by laughing their asses off earlier. 

[fckbayani]

Thankfully I didn’t! That would have been the worst.

[leijones]

Mhm, okay good. As long as you’re not gonna pass out on us from concussion or something.

[fckbayani]

I think I’ll be fine, ha. I’m Bridge, by the way. Or Bayani—Whatever suits.

[cuddlylucca]

I just realized that what I need is a hot boy and a cute snake.

[fckbayani]

I used to have a snake when I was younger--Wouldn't necessarily say it was cute though.

[leijones]

Yeah, no, of course I’m fine. Are you alright though?

[fckbayani]

Alright, that’s good. Nah, I’m absolutely perfect. Just a little bit of blood but it’s whatever. Thanks for asking though.

[leijones]

I fell in the lake yesterday and nearly drowned. The levels of smooth are high right now.

[fckbayani]

Really? Oh, man. At least you’re alright, yeah?

[skysthelimit-isitnot-blog-deact]

Well, I was being sarcastic, but okay.

[fckbayani]

So was I.. Hah!

[bossrpg]

Well, that was a smooth move. The steps are pretty steep, though.

[fckbayani]

At least no one was around to see it.

[skysthelimit-isitnot-blog-deact]

Good job.

[fckbayani]

Thanks! I was totally trying to hurt myself like.

[mason-blackburn-deactivated2015]

I walked into a tree my first day so its all good.

[fckbayani]

Really? Damn. I feel so much better now!

[fckbayani]

I fell down the steps outside and managed to cut the top of my eyebrow. Smooth.

[fckbayani]

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