GOOD / GIRL

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. lizzie schultz • 28 • undercover

[classic-starters]

IMPERIAL ASKS / WRITING EXERCISES

commodus - what is your muse’s weapon of choice?

nero - what is your muse’s favourite work of art? ( any art: written, dance, music, sculpture, etc. )

tiberius - does your muse believe in any superstitions?

hannibal - what is a seemingly random memory your muse carries from childhood / youth?

k'inich janaab’ pakal - write about a time your muse was afraid of themselves.

constantine - what are your muse’s bad religious / moral habits?

qin shi huang - when your muse daydreams, where does their mind go?

cyrus - describe your muse’s ideal afternoon.

ivan the terrible - if your muse had a title ( like “the terrible” ) what would it be?

xerxes - what film soundtrack best describes your muse?

wu zetian - everyone feels like they should have been born in a different era, whether it is in the past or future. where on the timeline does your muse feel like they would have fit in better?

ptolemy - how does your muse feel about change?

genghis khan - does your muse consider themself a good person? how does this alter from reality?

michael viii palaiologos - does your muse believe that love is a feeling or a choice?

napoleon bonaparte - write an aesthetic paragraph / prose from your muse’s point of view, using first person and all.

[fcklizzie-blog]

[text] I'm not a pervert just fyi. Just a very open person

[text] okay...[text] that’s good to know.[text] however, if you wanted to be a tad less open with me, i wouldn’t mind.

[fcklizzie-blog]

[text] You wanna meet up soon?

[text] if you’re making drinks [text] i’ll make food [text] sound good?

[justanotherrpmeme]

Straight White Boys Texting

Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked

(inspired by)

[fcklizzie-blog]

someone should pls go apply for lizzie’s ex-fiancé and give me hella angst :) here is the page, but the info is also under the cut :) 

( ELIZABETH SCHULTZ ) our ( KRISTEN STEWART ) fc is looking for their ( EX-FIANCÉ ). they would look something like ( ANY MALE FC ) and would be about ( 28-32 ). you ( ARE NOT ) required to contact the member. ( Lizzie met her ex-fiancé when she was visiting her family on the east coast. They hit it off right away, dated long-distance for almost a year, and then got engaged over Christmas, making plans to move in together. However, things started to change after they got engaged. The spark just wasn’t there. Neither of them wanted to leave the place they had grown up. *** Reason he’s moved is UTP. )

[fcklizzie-blog]

sageryans‌:

   “It had to be some middle aged bachelorette party girls – it’s the only explanation. They’re here celebrating their pals second marriage & … who knows. Those are the only sorts I could see ordering a Bloody Mary in the middle of a club.” 

“they’re celebrating that she couldn’t work her shit out in her first marriage by making sure she goes into her next one drunk as a skunk?” she asks, lifting an eyebrow at the other. “doesn’t seem very logical to me.”

[fcklizzie-blog]

"y’know, the whole reason i stopped going to clubs is because drunk people are the worst. but, i thought it’d be nice to go out tonight, and have some fun. and you know what happens? some drunken idiot spills their fuckin’ blood mary all over me. who the fuck even drinks bloody mary’s at a club? that’s a hangover drink.” 

[fcklizzie-blog]

ok so if u wanna play/plot w/ lizzie feel free to hmu on disco its bellaswan#8093 im tryna recoop from like 17 homework assignments and more due tomorrow bc i was dumb and decided to take 2 late starts like an idiot 😭

[fcklizzie-blog]

cabcts‌:

     ‘ not so forthcoming, i take it? ’ he notes, swiveling towards the bartender to amend his order. ‘ dirty martini, plus whatever miss lizzie is having. ’ a surname could be a powerful thing. it could open doors or slam them shut. his had granted him nothing but access during his youth, permission to engage in the lewdest of acts all while managing to keep his nose relatively clean. until one day, cabot was just another word. ‘ you’re an enigma, ’ he decides, raised brows accompanying his words. ‘ you let people — people like myself — think they’ve got you solved, only to pull the rug out when they least expect it. ’

“i’ll have a beer. whatever’s on tap. — a riddle, wrapped in a mystery,inside an enigma. that’s me. churchill quote personified.” she says, shrugging her shoulders, sarcasm flowing easily. her humor is exceptionally dry. “so, you think you’ve only solved the basic layers that i’ve let you seen? in what... the past ten minutes? i’ll give it to you, you’ve definitely not cracked the surface. and, what about you? how many layers have i plummeted through? i don’t think it’s very many.” 

[fcklizzie-blog]

cabcts‌:

     ‘ something tells me you’re the type of woman who battles enough demons during waking hours. ’ just meaningful enough to mean something, an insinuation in the form of flattery. ‘ i’m a good judge of character, ’ he explains, draining the last of his drink & flicking two fingers upward, the universal signal for thirst. ‘ another martini, ’ a sullen-looking man with ghastly circles under his eyes approaches as adrian slides a crisp fifty across the bar top. ‘ and make it dirty. plus, whatever miss… my apologies, i never got your name? ’

“yeah, you could say that.” she certainly had her fair share of demons. of course, she’d learned long ago how to drown them. she had gotten really good at burying her emotions down and ignoring those feelings. “oh? and what are you reading of my character?” she asks, one eyebrow raising upward. “miss lizzie.”

[fcklizzie-blog]

gcldcrownd‌:

“oh, well your voice was just so, monotonous, it was hard to tell honestly.” the next sentence uttered by the other female, caused a sculpted brow to lift. “and what makes you so SURE about that hmm. because as far as i know, their track record says otherwise.”

“isn’t monotone the point of sarcasm? it’s a dry humor delivery you’re going for.” she says, shaking her head. “i’m pretty sure their track record is fine. it’s people’s ability to pay attention to anything outside of their little bubble that’s the real issue.”

[fcklizzie-blog]

cabcts‌:

     ‘ and that’s just the tip of the iceberg, ’ he chimes in needlessly, trailing his fingertip around the rim of a martini glass. ‘ luckily, i just so happen to possess the secret to a restful night’s sleep — and it comes in an orange bottle with a child-safe cap. ’

“Interesting.” she hums, watching as his finger moves. “however, i’m really not into medicating myself to sleep. you say restful, i say nightmare inducing, and i really don’t have much time for sleep paralysis.”

[fcklizzie-blog]

gcldcrownd‌:

“ take something, or drink yourself to sleep, works for a lot of people i hear . ” nova suggested with a shrug . “ pretty sure you’re not the ONLY one who’s gonna have a hard time with that right now ,  the whole city is shaken up . i just hope vegas police aren’t so incompetent at finding out who’s responsible this time . ” 

“oh, i was actually being sarcastic. i’ll sleep just fine.” she says, one eyebrow quirking upward. she chuckles at the comment about the police. “oh, i don’t think they’re incompetent at all. maybe a little slow, but not incompetent. they’ll figure everything out in due time.”

[fcklizzie-blog]

“well, now, how am i going to go to sleep when there’s so much going on? a fire, at a parade, taking down a float? that’s just too much.” 

[fcklizzie-blog]

lvcianos‌:

     ‘ fun doesn’t even begin to cover it,’ he echoes, sarcasm lacing his words. ‘ at least the money’s good. think i’ve made more in the last hour than i take home most nights. you’d be surprised at how frugal the one-percent can be. ’ chuckling to himself, he racks his brain for one of the many bartending horror stories in his arsenal — you could never call the gig boring. ‘ i once got tipped a buck fifty on a six hundred dollar tab. in quarters. ’

“you’ve gotta be kidding. that’s fucking ridiculous. who does that shit?” she asks, rolling her eyes. sometimes, she really fucking hated people. it wasn’t hard to hate people in her line of work, but off the clock? it took a lot, and people fucking over her friends. she can’t fucking stand people who do that. 

[fcklizzie-blog]

lvcianos‌:

     ‘ aw, bet you say that to all the guys, ’ he quips, juicing a lemon for some businessman’s amaretto sour. the wall street type had picked a shitty time to fly his mistress out west, what with the entire strip celebrating their great city’s independence in standard tacky fashion. after garnishing the drink with a maraschino cherry and an orange slice, he redirects his attention to lizzie — lowering his voice as not to blow her cover. ‘ rough day, officer krupke? ’

“not all of them, just the ones that provide me with alcohol.” she says, shrugging her shoulders. and really, that was what made all the difference. she needed a drink, someone provided that, and she was their new best friend. “rough doesn’t even begin to cover it. how has your day bean? tending to the masses on a day like today must be... fun.” she sighs, taking another sip of her drink.

[fcklizzie-blog]

“y’know, i don’t think there’s another person in new vegas that can mix a drink like you can, luck.” She says, picking up her glass and taking a drink.  she’s had a shit day, but he’s always able to make it better... or, his drinks are. she still hasn’t decided which is which. her affections are easy to get mixed up when alcohol is involved. // @lvcianos