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Ainsley Wyatt | 29 | Full time asshole

[fcknainsley]

ultravioletshaw‌:

“booze it is.” violet repeated. “since you’re in here i can assumed we’re all screwed with trying to find a loop-hole in our old contracts?” she looked up at him, leaning her head against the wall. “on the plus side of all this, at least it’s the best looking, elite cast of the show; it makes it that bit more bearable.” she grinned.

Nodding slowly to her question, he sighed and looked at the girl. “You have no idea how long I spent trying to find a way out. I got my whole team on it as well.” Ainsley told her, shaking his head as he remembered the whole ordeal. At Violet’s next words, he smirked slightly and hummed. “That’s true. Only the best made it in. I’d be offended if I wasn’t invited back.”

[fcknainsley]

fupdaxtonlawrence‌:

A big part of returning to the house meant having to get along with everyone in such a small space. Which, usually he didn’t struggle with, but now he’d experienced freedom, Dax was a little reluctant to give it up again. However, he’d decided to revert back to his old ways and stick to making friends rather than enemies. After all, he wasn’t looking to spend his time being miserable. At the sight of Ainsley in the kitchen, he couldn’t help the wide smile that practically split his face. It had been a while, much like it had been with everyone in here, and he was eager to catch up with them all whenever he got the chance. “I guess we’re both losers if we got conned by some small print, huh? What’s up, man?” 

“That’s true! We’re all losers in here, babe.” Ainsley smirked and chuckled at him. “Not much! Mentally preparing myself for being back in here, you know? Don’t know how I’m gonna react this time around. I thought I’d be able to handle it, but who knows?” he shrugged. “What about you, loser? How’s it going?” he smirked.

[fcknainsley]

skyofblue‌:

Blue immediately ran over to Ainsley when she saw him, wrapping her arms around him snuggly and smiling quite brightly. “I’m good now, I missed my boyfriends very much.” She said with a soft giggle, looking up at him. “I’m good, doing better. How about you?”

Wrapping his arms around her as well, he hugged her tightly and smiled. “And we missed you very much!” Ainsley told her genuinely as he looked at her. “It’s so good to see you,” he grinned. “I’m so glad to hear that. It’s great to see you doing well,” he nodded. “I’m good too!”

[fcknainsley]

logancallaghan‌:

“Aye, there is that. But you know, what’s done is done right? It’s all coulda-shoulda-woulda right?” He tutted, “or at least that’s how I’m trying to think of it. I’m just going to try and be as boring as possible. Then hopefully they won’t call me back right? Or I hope, then I can get on with my life.” He finished with an exasperated sigh. “Ah. Now you see that would make so much more sense right? Like it’s weird that nobody saw it. You’d think one of us would have noticed. Like there’s a lot of us who missed it.”

With a low hum, Ainsley nodded, knowing he was right. All the complaining that he and everyone else was doing wasn’t going to change anything. At least not for the time being, anyway. “A few people have said the same thing. It’s like we’re all the same person after spending so long in each other’s lives. I can’t see us being called after they’re done with this season. There’s only so long they can drag this reboot out, right?” he asked, hoping that would be the case. “I really hope so. I’d much rather believe in that stuff, which I don’t usually. But it sounds so much better than being dumb.”

[fckdavidmatthews]

@fcknainsley

“Thank god that we met thanks to this show. I don’t know what I would have done if I had been stuck in here all alone with the others” he mumbled, pressing his face against the side of Ainsley’s neck as a small whine left him. “I miss Remus. I miss my students. I hate being here”

[fcknainsley]

“How on earth did you cope before I showed up, hm?” he asked with a tired tone, his eyes closed as he ran his fingers through David’s hair. “I know you do, babe.” Ainsley sighed, almost feeling guilty because there wasn’t anything he could do to make David feel better about any of those things. “At least I’m here,” he offered as a small bright side of the situation.

[ultravioletshaw]

“how did we used to do this?!” violet called out loud to the house from her position at the top of the stairs, hoping at least one of the other residents would reply. sitting down, violet leaned her head against the wall and stretched her legs across the top step. it hadn’t even been a week and the boredom was already taking its toll, and her old routine of eating, drinking, bathing and reading had stopped working. “any suggestions on treating boredom would be appreciated.” she called out once again.

[fcknainsley]

“With a lot of alcohol.” Ainsley replied with a dry laugh, shaking his head as he walked up a few steps to sit down next to Violet, a sigh leaving him as he hit the ground. “Well, I’ve already been round and checked the place out at least a dozen times, and not surprisingly, I got bored of that the second time around,” he began, pursing his lips as he realised just how stupid it was being in the house again. “At the moment, the best I’ve got is more booze. I’d suggest going and talking to everyone, but I have a feeling everyone’s in the same boat, and kind of pissed off to be here again.”

[skyofblue]

“It’s almost like I never left..” Blue said to herself as she blew a few strands of hair from her eyes and finished unpacking. She hadn’t planned on returning to the show but of course her contract had said otherwise. Her eyes wandered the room, wondering who she’d be rooming with this time as she heard someone approach the doorframe, turning in their direction over her shoulder.

[fcknainsley]

Boredom had settled into Ainsley not even an hour after being in the house. He’d already explored the building from room to room, but found himself doing it again and again, just to pass the time. He was grateful that when he walked into one of the bedrooms, he saw someone standing there instead of it being empty like the previous times he’d gone into it. Leaning against the door frame, Ainsley tilted his head and smirked at the girl. “Hey there, girlfriend. How you doing?” he asked.

[fupdaxtonlawrence-deactivated20]

It had been years since he’d been on this show and honestly? He thought people would have forgotten about it now. New reality shows came out all the time and Dax had assumed that one would have replaced this just as fast as this show replaced the one before. However, he couldn’t say he wasn’t excited to get back. Most people wouldn’t be excited about having to stay in the house throughout the week, having their phones taken, or having their time using basic everyday items restricted. However, they weren’t Daxton and he’d always had a soft spot for the show, especially since it introduced him to some of the most important people in his life and so, yeah, he was excited to be back. Walking into the kitchen where he assumed everyone would be, the boy readied himself for who he was going to see. “What’s up, losers?” He greeted them, a small but cheeky smile spreading across his face.

[fcknainsley]

Ainsley had been just as surprised at the announcement of the show’s revival as anyone, and to say he’d been angry would be an understatement. As much as he mostly enjoyed his time on the show, and his time in the limelight, that time had come and passed, and he wasn’t prepared to go back into that lifestyle. However, he knew he had no choice thanks to the contract. He’d been in the house for barely an hour, and found himself already struggling with something to do. So, he’d headed to the kitchen and began to make himself something to eat before he heard a familiar voice enter the room. Turning his head, Ainsley shot Daxton a fake offended expression. “Oh, so now I’m the loser, huh?” he asked in a joking manner, shaking his head.

[fcknainsley]

logancallaghan‌:

Logan snorted at the irony of it all. “I guess you had a heated conversation with your lawyer too right?” He laughed lightly shaking his head. “I could have strangled mine if he wasn’t back in England.” He joked half heartedly. “Like isn’t it weird though? That nobody noticed it? Maybe it’s one of those Mandela effects and we’ve all been fucked by it.”

“Let’s just say I no longer have a lawyer.” Ainsley rolled his eyes and let out another sigh. “He should consider himself lucky. At least he’s got nothing to lose while you’re in here and he’s in a completely different country,” he chuckled drily. “But hey, you ever need a change of lawyers, I’m your man. I’d never gloss over a contract like this,” he added, a hint of a smirk pulling at the corner of his lips. “I’d much rather think this is a Madela effect than the realisation we’re all dumb as fuck. I want it to make so much more sense.”

[logancallaghan]

Logan couldn’t believe it when he got the call. How did his lawyers at the time of him signing that stupid contract not let him know about this clause? He was pissed off that he was back here, after finally settling into a somewhat normal life. Leaving his suitcase by the stairs he strides into hall in search of the kitchen, swiftly finding it and sighing as he reached for the fridge dragging out the cartoon of orange juice, pouring it and sarcastically toasting up to the camera in the upper corner of the room before waiting for any of his old friends. Ready for the final round of bullshit that was likely to ensue.

[fcknainsley]

The hypocrisy of moving on from the show to become a lawyer and not having noticed the clause in the original contract was almost embarrassing to Ainsley; something he rarely was. His only excuse that made this somewhat all alright was the fact he’d never read the contract in the first place - his dad had been the one to do so, which had caused a huge argument between the two of them. Yet, none of that mattered to him right now because here he was, having just walked into the house, his eyes scanning the room judgmentally as he looked for any signs of an attempt to get himself out of this. After no luck, he reluctantly dropped his suitcase onto the floor, not caring if it was in the way, and he headed straight to the kitchen, where he was glad to see someone had made it there before him. “How is it that dozens of us got that damn contract and not one of us was aware of this stupid clause?” Ainsley asked, a roll of his eyes and a shake of his head quickly following.

[fcknainsley]

fckdavidmatthews‌:

Humming into the kiss, he then sighed and pulled him closer. “You wanna move this upstairs, baby?” he asked softly, lips moving down to kiss his neck as he smirked a little.

Smiling as David pulled him closer, he licked his freshly kissed lips and nodded. “Yes please,” he whispered with a smirk of his own. Reluctantly pulling away, Ainsley got off his lap and took his hand to pull him up. “Come on, handsome,” he hummed and led him upstairs.

[fcknainsley]

fckclementeabelli‌:

“Do you feel a little better?” he asked.

“A little bit, yeah.” Ainsley nodded and sighed.

[sumflora]

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[fcknainsley]

fckdavidmatthews‌:

“You should know me the best by now” he whispered and then moved closer to him as they kissed. He just wanted to be as close as possible, he loved every single second of being in the arms of the man he loved.

“Mhm, I better,” he whispered back, pulling him closer to fill all remaining space between them as they continued to kiss. Not wanting to pull away, Ainsley smiled against his lips.

[fcknainsley]

fckclementeabelli‌:

“Now that’s the spirit!” he said and beamed.

Smiling a little, Ainsley just nodded.

[fcknainsley]

trinitydelaney‌:

Letting out a giggle, Trinity smiled widely. “You’re the best! I promise, I’ll do whatever you want me to do in return.” The girl assured him eagerly. Thinking his question over for a moment, the redhead shrugged. “I’m sure it’ll be fine. It’s not as if someone’s going to get out of their perfectly working car to try and steal a broken down one.” She pointed out.

“Hey now, don’t be getting ahead of yourself. I’m a taken man,” he smirked and let out a chuckle. “Well, you make a point.” Ainsley commented with a hum. “But people surprise you all the time. You never know what someone’s willing to do.”

[fcknainsley]

Text 📲 Ains😘

Jody: mhm. whatever you say. have you managed to stay clean while i've been away?

Jody: gotcha.

Jody: i would've actually killed you if anything had gone wrong

Ainsley: yep

Ainsley: then we'd have another thing in common! look at us go