don't call me dori

this is supposed to be some long poetic post. maybe even some song lyrics with some shit bolded like this maybe even some italics like this pew pew pew pew end paragraph may the force be with you

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: i also never said i was gonna go running to you if i got caught in it again though

nemo: okay maybe i am too nice but isn't that a good thing? i mean i can be mean when i have to be but i'm just not like that all the time

nemo: that's illegal? i didn't know

nemo: you should do it fr though it'd be funny as hell

dori: you never mean to but you do it because you know i'll be here for you no matter what

dori: being too nice leaves yourself open for people to take advantage. it's good that you're nice kind of. you just have to be careful

dori: this is how people know we're related

dori: ezra is decent. don't be mean

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: okay now i won't because you stopped with the references

nemo: are you mr. miyagi now?

nemo: never said i was going to do that

nemo: use it on your roommate or yourself, that should be fun

dori: i mean i dont care either way

dori: no i just know you. you're glutton for punishment. you're also too nice.

dori: i'm just saying

dori: did you just suggest doing something illegal? i am shookeneneened to the core

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: 🙄

nemo: i'm going to mentally slap you then

nemo: actually no i'm a fish, we have gills and fins

nemo: no legs

nemo: fine i'll walk away and run to my dorm like a maniac

nemo: that was a joke i'll just walk away

nemo: who are you using those weapons on?

dori: :)

dori: have fun

dori: hope you find yourself

dori: don't come whining to me when you wind up getting caught in his mess again after i told you to walk away

dori: no one

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: not really i just act like i have my life together inside i'm a total wacko

nemo: okay you gotta stop with the star wars references before i mentally slap you

nemo: that's kind of hard when he won't stop talking to me

nemo: why are you trying to learn how to knit while you're high? what are you, a gangster old lady?

dori: can't hear you over the sanity

dori: no

dori: do you have a mouth? do you have control over that mouth? do you have legs? do you know how to use those legs?

dori: tl;dr stop talking to him and walk away

dori: knitting needles are good weapons

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: when has my life ever been together though?

nemo: true it's annoying how you have a bigger imagination than me

nemo: i'm good, trying my best to avoid you-know-who and failing, but other than that i'm good

nemo: wbu?

dori: out of the two of us you're the together one. you have the weight of sanity upon your shoulders young padawan

dori: your jealousy makes my lightsaber glow brighter

dori: lol just don't acknowledge his existence? it's not that hard

dori: i'm high and trying to learn how to knit. but really i'm just high

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: okay but girl doesn't refer to herself as one lbr

nemo: ew i thought it'd be better than that

nemo: no, no i didn't xD

dori: sounds like you're speaking in 3rd person. i'm going to stop talking to you until you get your life together

dori: you forget that i have a vivid imagination

dori: good. how are you, fishy?

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@fcknx: @fcknova be nice. keep me out of your beef with my sister

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: rude! i'm never annoying i'm a princess, princesses aren't annoying

nemo: ooh what on?

nemo: true but it's still a fucking weird question to ask someone

dori: the fact that you're referring to yourself as a princess is annoying

dori: short story class

dori: i know. did you expect anything different?

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dori ~ nemo

nemo: either a penguin or a puppy idk

nemo: why are you asking?

nemo: i've never heard of a science experiment involving this question 😂

dori: more like a chihuahua. sometimes cute but sometimes annoying

dori: bc I'm high af and need it for an assignment

dori: anything can be for science if you dream hard enough

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dorian ~ val

val: you're so good at making me hate every word coming out of your mouth

val: i'll see you soon

dorian: its a gift

dorian: later

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dorian ~ val

val: it's whatever

val: of course you do. imagine having the spare time to do that

dorian: anyway its going to be great

dorian: i know how to manage my time and not overwork myself. try to take a break every once in a while prancer

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dorian ~ val

val: well that's just life as a woman, boys generally expect everything

val: uhh i don't tweet anything

dorian: the sad truth. sorry you have to go through that

dorian: but i do? tbh i tweet shit for the hell of it

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dorian ~ val

val: good.

val: well that's life!

val: i'm not a fucking dork, it's a NORMAL thing

dorian: shouldn't have to be

dorian: if its so normal then i can go ahead and tweet about your love for all things star wars

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dorian ~ val

val: well i don't like people paying for things

val: that's not what i fucking meant, you huge rat

val: i was just making the situation clear before we went

dorian: lucky for you i didn't pay for anything with you in mind

dorian: the fact that you have to clarify is kinda sad

dorian: i want nothing from you. only for you to enjoy yourself so i can see how much of a fucking dork you are

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dorian ~ val

val: when i don't have the money so ig i'll stay with you

val: but we are NOT having sex and this is NOT a date

dorian: lol i would have paid bc i splurge when it comes to star wars

dorian: thanks for the clarification. didn't know that sharing a room with a female instantly meant we would be having sex

dorian: i don't date so you're in luck

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dorian ~ val

val: what the fuck

val: i didn't know you had such bad star wars taste lol

val: ANYWAY

val: i'm coming

dorian: i decide to be nice and then you insult me

dorian: i like it

dorian: do you want your own room or would you like to stay with me?

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dorian ~ val

val: you have a vader tattoo?

val: NO if that weren't already obvious

dorian: you really don't remember holy shit

dorian: its on my bicep. i have a red light saber on my index finger too