[gifs-by-renegadesstuff]

KIARA CARRERA & JJ MAYBANK in OUTER BANKS, 4x04 “The Swell” ❤️‍🩹

[teen-wolf-archive]

[pale-silver-comb]

Stress And Aggravation Never Looked So Sexy (via @strictly-chaotic) 

You’re right and you should say it.

[gaypeople]

i think they have a crush on each other

[gruntsandpoetry]

Love of my life was him.

[lestatdelioncuort]

A second thought save them all from my provoked rage...Where is Louis?

[alivedean]

girl, get UP

[franniesbridgerton]

This is a century-long lie. You hung her portrait over our coffins in New Orleans. It's sick. You're sick.

We're unnatural beings! And this-- this is the half-human soul that you conveniently whip out whenever you want to win an argument!

What argument you got for fucking your mother? It's sickness. Maybe the source of all your sickness. But my god! Seek a professional!

episode 6 of THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

[hollyevolving]

The sudden stare

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[texasbama]

just two idiots obsessed with each other

[maxwyl]

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

[beaft]

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

[dastardlydorito]

[rosie-tyler]

Oh, come on, angel

Come on, come on, darlin'

Let's exchange the experience

[franchaelaismyeverything]

Jesus motherfucking Christ

[snekysonjr]

The waiters

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[nealashitposts]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

[my-platonic-chemical-romance]

Lestat: Sings mockingly about Armand’s sexual trauma on stage

Armand: Retaliates by revealing that Lestat fucks his mom and provides visual evidence

Me: For fucks sake, are y’all two even now?