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— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: i love yours too, i have a special folder dedicated to them :*

ALASKA: good because it's not easy

ALASKA: probably 60 for you. 40 for me to be on the safe side

ARES: and so do i, so then I don't miss you when I'm working abroad :*

ARES: I still love you anyway

ARES: nope, if that's the case, 60 for the both of us.

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: thank you me and my junks are glad you think so

ALASKA: what do you think i am doing

ALASKA: let's not talk about death we can have that talk in like 50 years

ARES: I love both of them so

ARES: and I love you for trying

ARES: okay, that sounds fair, yes.

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: not that junky. if i can balance a champagne glass on it, it's too junky

ALASKA: stop trying to change me

ALASKA: the only thing abnormal with your heart is that it is oversized

ARES: your junk is fine, like both of your junks are fine

ARES: at least try? *-*

ARES: you can die of a heart attack anytime, babe. Gotta stay healthy and not get mad.

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: my trunk can always be junkier

ALASKA: well i was declining

ALASKA: why are you worried about heart problems you are in your twenties

ARES: no or you would look like Kim k

ARES: but you look all handsome when you dress like an adult more than usual :(

ARES: it's never too early for heart problems

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: idk i like junk in the trunk

ALASKA: you were rude first

ALASKA: i have noticed. it's nice

ARES: but you already have junk in your trunk, it is very squishy

ARES: I was not rude I was suggesting

ARES: not getting mad helps a lot with heart problems

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: i wanna be chubby

ALASKA: you need to suck my ass

ALASKA: it's not hard, it's harder to make you mad than it is happy. you're like a ball of sunshine with hair

ARES: why?

ARES: don't be rude to me

ARES: not many things make me mad

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: i clearly don't understand the difference so i'm going to shut up

ALASKA: because i like them :( so what i got a nirvana t-shirt for 5 bucks at a thrift store and i love it

ALASKA: not to mention holes in things are trendy now so why would i throw them out

ALASKA: you mean i give you orgasms

ARES: you're not chubby, just take that

ARES: you need to start dressing like an adult

ARES: you're good to me too you always make me happy

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: so like me

ALASKA: this newborn is already going to be better dressed than i am

ALASKA: ok deal

ARES: you're not chubby you're curvy and small

ARES: because you refuse to let me throw out all the clothes I haven't given you and get you new ones

ARES: this is why I love you, you always treat me so well.

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: chubby is just a nice way of saying fat

ALASKA: they have baby clothes there???

ALASKA: me too never stop waking me up with blowjobs

ALASKA: you know what i mean

ALASKA: kittens can't be chefs they don't even have thumbs

ARES: no chubby is like... Not fat but with more meat in their lil bones

ARES: yes they do :D

ARES: never stop eating me out every night

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡

@aresklossoffic: *yells* 💢💥

#✧.:°░｡ — twitter

#ooc #stab me

@izzyevans: @aresklossoffic i am opening amazon as we speak

@izzyevans: @aresklossoffic if you were a unicorn what color would you be

@aresklossoffic: @izzyevans you are literally a genie

@aresklossoffic: @izzyevans mint green or lavender

#✧.:°░｡ — twitter

— text ♡ ❝ king 👑

ALASKA: they're fat and lumpy. like sausages

ALASKA: oh my goddd can we buy them tiny clothes that will only fit them for a week

ALASKA: i am enjoying it immensely as a matter of fact

ALASKA: but not as much as you're about to be enjoying your birthday breakfast. call me fucking gordon ramsay i didn't even light anything on fire

ARES: no just lumpy, maybe chubby

ARES: yes, yes we can. i saw like, the cutest things at h&m the other day!!!

ARES: and so am i PLS never stop fucking me or i will probs be sad :(

ARES: i am excited. I would rather not tho that guy is scary and you are cute like a kitten :)))

#➡ texts — ♡#❝ t: alaska ❞ — ♡#since we can't do much have this

@aresklossoffic: you better shape up, 'cause I need a man & my heart is set on you. You better shape up, you better understand to my heart I must be true 🎶

#✧.:°░｡ — twitter #since I can't do anything bc mobile

I probably won't be on either today bc I got locked out of my grandmas house and I didn't have keys for the door, just the fence so I couldn't use the internet. I will try again tomorrow hopefully she'll be home.

#ooc #I hate everything