ruthless

Not my princess, just a princess in general. He was whining about coming home, so the label fits. Sure. Sukmadiq.

You know, lying to yourself is really bad. That's an ugly ship name. You guys sound like a type of herpes.

damienfck

Paper plates are quite expensive actually, it’s rare to eat food off of them anymore.

It's like 5 dollars a pack.

astridclarkes

You’re complaining about something that no one else cares about, I honestly don’t know why you bother sometimes.

I mean, i’ve literally done everything else with my hair the next step would be to shave it off. So, you’d be doing me a favor in the end. Thank you for that. How the hell does eye coloring come into play, oh my gosh? Eh, it’s still being published right now so you’ll have to wait a couple of weeks, honestly.

I don't know if bald is really your look though. They all have blue eyes. You need to watch more movies girl. Let me pre-order that shit.

And, what if I am? What are you gonna do about it, Ronnie? Is rolling on all the mullah really worth selling your body though. That’s the true question. In my book it’s a yes.

#ayyye its ronnie not bliss #im just putting random gifs rn idec

Then get me in girl. If you don't, I will shave your head off. Then you could wear one of those weaves. I'm so confused, I though the mafia was like a bunch of scary looking guys with thick accents and weird eye colors. I shall live by your book's rules. Send me a copy.

What type of takeout gives me food on a paper plate?

What is wrong with these Chinese people nowadays?

#dyingwishstarter

Very, very positive. Why is that so hard to believe?

#just saw this omg #sorry

Because you called him princess and you guys literally can't live with each other. I'm thinking of a ship name for you lovers in denial, wanna help?

Heck no, I need that shit to be bald. Fair enough.

Because hairy dicks are just awkward. Ew imagine a hairy pussy. Damn. And it's gonna be a red brick.

Clearly, the next step to leading a better life is to join the mafia. Then after that, you can start hooking. You’ll be st for life after that.

Come on, being apart of the mafia has been a childhood dream of mine. Isn't apart of having a better life, living your dreams? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME MY AUNT LIED TO ME?! I'll be rolling on all that mullah though.

#got my brotp right here

No, my poor penis, It was beautiful. Yes, All I need is my trusty guitar and some lyrics.

#ily2 rory doe #whaddup tho

Was it hairy? If your song's not catchy, I will throw a brick at your face.

I wish I was in an overly priced bar right now, but the princess wanted to come home early so, back home to a half empty liquor cabinet.

Are you sure you aren’t gay for Damien?

#bbbyyyyyyyyyy

Yes, now help me find my penis, while I come up with some lyrics.

#omg u play her the best omg

Obama always gets what he wants, so I don't know if you'll ever get your penis back. Aspiring singer? Good luck with that.

Well then, look at you making improvements in life. How does it feel you are on the fast track to becoming an upstanding citizen of Chicago? I definitely will keep this in mind. If it gets too cold you can bet you ass i’ll be on your door step looking like a lost puppy needing someone to warm her up.

It makes me happy because someone actually appreciates me setting myself in the right direction. I think I'm going to leave this gang life and join the mafia life. I could pass as a Russian. My door will always be opened for you unless I’m too lazy to get it.

Help! Obama stole my penis.

I always knew you were actually transgender.

Oh wow, only if you’re feeling nice. How generous. I have such comfort in the thought I have you on my side on if you’re feeling generous. True friendship right there. I promise, i’ll be okay. Thank you though that’s really sweet of you. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.

It's how I work, boo. Hey come on, I haven't been this nice to anyone since I was 11 so hushie. You sure? Because it really wouldn't be a problem. If you need a bed, just knock on my door.

I really think people just like sounding smarter than they actually are when in reality it makes them look like huge twats and tryhards. Nudists do it, i’m sure i’m tough enough to at least attempt it. Granted, i’ll probably get arrested for public nudity. Yes, it’s true, but I mean it’s no big deal really. I have done this before.