* water .

inde. sel. priv. silly billy sideblog to thunderbreathe

[fcnnypack]

&& fcnnypack. a selective, independent, private rp blog for stan wheeler from stan the water man from GTA5RP. (created by ma.rkiplier). a study in moving to a new city after a divorce, trying to make it through in the world after going through heartbreak after your wife cheated on you with numerous people. doing your best to keep your head held high in such a dangerous place, being the delicate sunflower that you know you are even though your son doesn't seem to care about you anymore.

i will have more of an about for this man. but for now???? does a jig

all icons that i use are from the wonderful animatics made by ewwaski

[fcnnypack]

@fricndlyj gets a starter !

"alright, so, i got myself one of those fancy speakers that i can hook my phone up to so you can finally experience the wonders of dueling banjo's." since los santos doesn't have the station that he was use to back in indianapolis, he thought this would be the next best thing. "are you ready for your mind to be blown, jimmy?"

[tenthousandmusesmaybemore]

"Hm?"

Oh dear, did this man not like apple? But it's so good! While he goes on his tirade, she is already raising the can up for another sip.

"Um.... not to argue the point too much, but that's neither a glass nor cold." She doesn't actually know that second point for a fact, but it just came out of a bag that's wrapped directly around his body, so she can only assume it's slightly warm at best.

[fcnnypack]

while she was right that it wasn't an actual glass of water, he didn't think it would matter that much in the long term. as for the chill of the water though, he would shake it for her to take.

"just take it and you'll see just how cold my fanny pack can really be!" he made sure to keep some ice packs in there to keep his water cold, everyone deserved to drink refreshing cold water after all! when it came to his customers and their enjoyment, nothing was too expensive for the man!

[tenthousandmusesmaybemore]

She freezes, finger still on the tab she'd just pulled up. Very, very slowly, she raises the drink up for a looooooong sip before she lowers it to respond to the strange accusation.

"Um... no? It's a Luni Manzana." She looks down at the can, then holds it out. "Want some?"

[fcnnypack]

       when the can was offered to stan, he wanted nothing more than to swat it out of her hands, but that wouldn't be the most gentleman thing to do in this situation. he would however give the woman a stern talking to.

               "i do not want any of that devilish drink! and you shouldn't want any of it either, you need a nice glass of cold refreshing water!" he was then starting to open his fanny pack, holding a bottle of his own brand of water to her. "good thing for you, i have some."

[fcnnypack]

               "did you just open a can of the devils juice in front of me?" he was looking at the soda in the other's hand.

[huboaris]

"But... these ones are mine!" Inosuke hugs the pack of waters like it's a stuffed animal that he's afraid will be thrown out. Why would he share? His friends can get their OWN. These free waters belong to HIM!

But the way this guy's talking, he really seems to want more people to pass out his water to. So Inosuke decides to propose an alternative.

"Hey, I know! You should come to my school sometime and give out waters there."

[fcnnypack]

       the man would watch as the kid held onto the pack of water that he had given him, knowing that the young boy wanted the water for himself, there was some joy in his heart that water meant that much to him.

       maybe there was still some hope in the world after all.

              "if you really want to keep them for yourself so badly, i won't stop you," though the suggestion to go to the boy's school did make him blink his eyes a few times. he was sure a stranger going to a school wouldn't be a good idea..but maybe if he talked to school's principle about the importance of water for kids--yeah! yeah that could work!

              "i'll see what i can do, sport." he voiced, offering the kid a smile.

[kiwifeilanx]

Friendly Bodyguard

[merverelli]

finally draw stan the water man!!!!

[huboaris]

"Really?! They're free?!" He quickly grabs for the pack before the man has time to change his mind.

"Thanks, old man. These should last me a while, probably!"

[fcnnypack]

         stan didn't really need to sell water with everything that he was doing on the side, so he was more than okay with giving his water out for free, especially if it was for a good cause. the kids these days needed to keep their hydration levels up, so anything he could do to help such a thing? he would.

              "don't you worry, and make sure you give some to your friends as well, alright?" there was a spark of joy in the man's heart as he was making this world a better place just one bottle of water at a time.

[fcnnypack]

it's water for me and for you water in my life i want to make water my wife give me more water

inde. sel. priv. rp blog for stan the water man hydrated by: alcohol

[fcnnypack]

@huboaris asked:

Gakuen Ino would like to buy some water pls

       stan would look at the teenage boy and there was something in him that brought out that fatherly instinct in him that he would hold out a pack of twelve water bottles.

              "here, you don't have to pay for these," he was just glad that the youth was knowledgeable in the importance of water.

[fcnnypack]

              "oh. did...did you need some water?" drops 108 water bottles at your feet. "there you go, make sure you keep hydrated, okay?"