your sign is lame

- Genevieve - Gemini ☉, Leo ↑, Aqua ☾, Taurus ♀, Gemini ♂, ask for rest :) - still learning about astrology myself, but love to talk about everything zodiac-related. ask is always open - this is a side blog! all my posts / ask

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cody ko and noel miller are like the definition of the last two brain cells meme 

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aries aesthetic

I’m a wanderess, I’m a one night stand. don’t belong to no city, don’t belong to no man // hurricane, halsey //

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taurus aesthetic

we were never meant to crawl in for the bait, we never will. I can think for myself, I’ve got something no pill could ever kill // synthetica, metric // 

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gemini aesthetic

he said to “be cool” but I’m already coolest. I said to “get real, don’t you know who you’re dealing with? // national anthem, lana del rey //

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cancer aesthetic

This feels right and I’m letting it, and now I know just what to do. tire of me if you will, my dear, I will not tire of you // 10am gare du nord, keaton henson //

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leo aesthetic

golden fire, leaking fire, come and carry us. golden fire, silver lining, come and burn with us // golden fire, we were evergreen //

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virgo aesthetic

If Darwin could see what we turned out to be, he’d probably admit he was wrong // intelligent animals, little comets //

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libra aesthetic 

look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay awhile, and she will be loved // she will be loved, maroon 5 //

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scorpio aesthetic

Every time I close my eyes it’s like a dark paradise. no one compares to you, I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side  // dark paradise, lana del rey //

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sagittarius aesthetic

she hits like ecstasy, comes up and bangs the sense out of me. it’s wrong, but surely worse to leave // greek tragedy, the wombats //

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capricorn aesthetic

keep on dreaming, don’t stop breathing, fight those demons. sell your soul, not your whole self // afraid, the neighbourhood // 

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aquarius aesthetic 

come and take a walk on the wild side, let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain. you like your girls insane // born to die, lana del rey //

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pisces aesthetic 

Your laugh echoes down the hallway, carves into my hollow chest, spreads over the emptiness - it’s bliss // drive, halsey // 

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air and water signs be like

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Brutally Honest Venus in Houses

Venus in House I Aren’t you miss Marilyn Monroe? You present yourself to the world with charm and cuteness and get stuff on your way like that. You’re very flirty and love to play dumb so stupid people thinking they’re too smart will lecture you and you will even get out of the situation pretending you’re a good learner when in fact you’re just being diplomatic and shady. You like to be sexually admired and know how to use it in your favor without being obvious. How not to like you? Not even you know that.

Venus in House II Here comes Lana del Rey in her Sugar Baby phase. Maybe is not even conscious but your love life has to be luxurious and you will probably fall for rich people - not that you are actively looking for this kind of thing. To you, romantic means financial effort, and if they care enough they will do it for you, right? Also you’re pretty obsessed with stability. Love comes with a price, and you won’t marry and put your being in the hands of someone who can’t even pay its own bills. Maybe you have a heritage or come from a wealthy family, and you will keep at least the same pattern of life you already have with someone stable that knows how to $ enjoy $ life.

Venus in House III You probably fell in love for a teacher once. You just can’t resist a sweet talk and somebody that can share stories, knowledge, with good humor and a mind sharp… you’re so done. You also like to be with someone that can talk about anything without making a big deal of it, and if they don’t have anything interesting to say anymore you get bored and that’s it, the end. Also because of your endless need for new information and learning you may feel polyamory is something considerable, maybe even desirable. So many people with so many stories to share! Or maybe not, if you date a true nerd with a good heart. Is very likely you will find romance in school or college, or any study group, and maybe inspire you to follow an academic or scholar career.

Venus in House IV You are very, very, very romantic and sentimental. Love means marrying and children, or at least marrying and having loving pets to raise. Sometimes both. You like the traditional bound - you may even say is not for you but honey, you don’t fool anyone. You like the idea of having a ring in your finger and showing off your sweet partner while making up names for your future children (or pets). You probably came from a family that gave you this traditional view - or from a so fucked up family you desired your whole life yours were better than that and decided to make your new family the closest thing possible from a traditional one. Either way, you will look for someone that can handle your family or be among the other half’s family as it were yours. And you are a hard worker to keep things as perfect as a butter advertise.

Venus in House V You are so in love… with yourself. And everything you create. You are expressive and people love your presence - they better do, you’re a fucking genius - and you know how to attract people, how to flirt, how to keep them interested. Is like they say: work on your garden and the butterflies will come to you, and geez, your garden is a stage with high quality lightning while Mozart plays in the background to make the flowers grow more beautifully. You work on your appearance, on your expressiveness, you know exactly what you’re doing and those who don’t know how to appreciate it are not worthy of you. Your partner is someone you picked from your fans, they must admire you too - better saying, they have to understand what you are and what you do. Otherwise why even bother to lose your time with them? Losers.

Venus in House VI You love someone who is responsible and hard working. Love to you is something a bit colder than others, you have high standards for what you want in your life and need someone to help you achieve it. This someone must work as hard as you do, must cooperate with you and stand still facing critics because you’re really mental, and your relationship is one of the things you will analyze more than feel it. The problem is you might over analyze it and ruin things when they were supposed to be ok. Chill, man. You do a good work, trust your standards, you will do fine. And so will the person you coldly chose to be with you. You will probably fall in love for a competent co-worker, maybe even your boss, or someone with a very practical view.

Venus in House VII You’re the Venus itself. You’re a social butterfly and diplomatic af, everybody likes you and you don’t even give them the chance to not like you. You’re so fucking nice and loving, how can they not like you? Unless you have a stellium in aries or something, geez, you’re good at attracting people. You will probably fall in love for pretty people, be pretty yourself and want pretty things surrounding you. You’re all about beauty - inner and outer, but c'mon, everybody likes the outer more. You’re well behaved, gentle, you talk looking into people’s eyes and genuinely asks if everything is ok. You will probably marry and be very happy since the person that will be attracted to you will admire every piece of you, and feel lucky to have you around. Just run from people that use other people (they might perceive you’re too nice and use the shit out of you) and creeps (they might see your kindness as openness and try to do creepy shit).

Venus in House VIII The more complicated, the better. Not because of drama, you just like… intense things. Normal relationships bore the shit out of you, you need something that will change your life completely, change the way you see things, you feel things, someone that can divide your life in “Before my partner” and “After my partner”. Someone to do new things, develop new dreams, and someone to take care emotionally and trust completely. You’re not the type of going around telling everyone you’re in love - sometimes you don’t even feel it coming. Is just there, and then you want that person all for you, in a very possessive way, and do everything to mark your territory without being obvious. You like mysterious people, or just really different people, because they will make you feel beyond the obvious and share dark secrets - the ultimate love proof for you. You may have a thing for people you shouldn’t - be the other person, or even cheat. You also are a bit traditional… but a darker version, like Morticia and Gomez - to die and kill for it. Partners in life, partners in crime. Usually in life, though, if you’re healthy.

Venus in House IX You want to PaAaARtYy. Woohoo. You have energy, passion, attitude, and you fall for very optimistic people that will take you out of your comfort zone and go beyond with you. You might fall for college teachers and researchers, maybe people that traveled the world, or even high knowledged religion leaders, like priests. Or just a parter for crazy ideas. To you, a relationship must be something to add flavor and spice to your life and make it something incredible. Make you do incredible things, go to places you never - or always - dreamed of. The ultimate romance is to take you in a trip where you will experiment so many new things and cultures. You’re all about expansion and your love will take you beyond, make you learn something new, master a new technique… love is something almost religious that will bring you salvation. The problem is when you notice the patterns of things and get bored, or if your beloved is passing through dark times of regression. You feel lonely and that energy becomes irritation, and you may go alone with hope to find new love since you have no time for sad people.

Venus in House X You’re the boss here. You know exactly what you want for love, and this comes with traditionalism, effort and a good status. You like the idea of marrying and having kids but indifferently from your gender you will be the “man” of the house, the boss. You will lead the relationship, take the initiative, ask to go on a date, decide when to marry, choose where to live, what to do, how to do. You are very hard working and security is important to you - and if the person doesn’t give you enough of it you will just fire them and leave the spot open to better candidates. You may seem cold but you don’t play with your life and love is something strong for you, so you just don’t give it for anyone that messes with your head. You actually know very well the difference between love and lust and are able to have lustful relationships without love, just to relieve your carnal needs. Cold, right? But real. You take responsibilities and obligations very seriously, and if you decide to bond with someone you will do it in the right way.

Venus in House XI You’re popular and care about everyone. When it comes to love you have to find someone that will bond with your friends and coworkers. You go along with everybody and important people tend to like you. You may get involved with someone very political, or with strong political views, particularly with the power to actually do something for the masses. Or maybe a technologic nerd that is developing solutions for daily problems. You’re all about improvement and will want someone to share this view, and work together to something that will help others somehow. You’re here to make things better and your partner must recognize this. You don’t fall a little tiny for selfish bastards, even if they look pretty af - at this point you’re probably questioning the beauty standards and laughing at people that tries too hard to look good. You’re different, unique, and sometimes this is a blessing, sometimes a curse. You know you’re out of the place and fall for smart all of the place people like you. And if your morals and political views matches you will probably going to die together, holding hands and shit.

Venus in House XII Your love is unconscious. You’re dreamy and imagine a life together with an ideal you’re afraid it doesn’t exist. This may indicate your love is in a past life too, someone you’ve bond so strongly you miss him/her and don’t even know its face. Your love makes you better as a person, grow and learn more about you. You might feel you’re infantile and this is so strange for you, while it seems so obvious for others, and will want to hide and never try. You’re too ashamed to show your feelings and always expect the worst, sometimes making a self fulfilled prophecy, and then going after easy escapes such drugs, games, porn. Bonding is specially hard for you because that’s what you need most to grow, and growing is never easy. You might break up as soon as you realize the person is not what you wanted it to be, not wanting to deal with their problems. Don’t run. You’re lovely and you can make your big dreams come true if you stay and keep on trying. Or at least the closest thing to true, which is fantastic anyway, because you’re a fabulous dreamer and that’s a great gift.

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a part of your soul mission;

Jupiter in the 1st: With Jupiter we all kind of have a spiritual mission. In the 1st house Jupiter makes these individuals so youthful, it displays their child-spirit so well, they are very jovial. Their optimism and enthusiasm is very contagius. These people believe in all of their noble pursuits, and believe in fighting their way closer and closer to their goals, with hard work and persistance and of course a hint of courage. Their instincts are really keen and careful, their intuition as well. The fire burning inside them helps them light their way towards the top. Iron will as would come from the 1st house making them not accept ‘no’ as an answer. Their mission is to spread all of this positive energy, fill themselves with it first and then pass  on the enthusiasm and fighting spirit around their friends. They are here to spark the light in order for the others to follow through. These are people who are noble as well, have their own principles and never back down. They carry on with compassion and drive. Sometimes they can get carried away and forget that other people can take over for a bit, they need to take their rest for a minute and continue because they can become their own worst enemy.

Jupiter in the 2nd: People who know the right resources and where to find them in order to achieve their success and chase after their goals patiently. They have their steps calculated, they might slowly chase after it, but the time they take is calculating so it means it is almost never wrong to take your time. It gives them time to eliminate the errors and not butt in recklessly. They create their own luck by creating the right choices and choosing the right opportunities. These people have a mission for others, their mission is for us (the other people) to take note and be inspired by their work ethics. These people can get a bit overwhelmed with everything going on and need to be careful to not indulge in the wrong things while taking a break. They have an appreciation and an eye for beauty and aesthetics, their free time can be spent creating something with those skills. We get inspired by them, so we can also let them help us that is a part of their mission too.

Jupiter in the 3rd: Thirsty for knowledge, thirsty and hungry about information. Their brain absorbs it so easily, making their lips the tunnel through which they will pass it on. Their mission is for them to be the Messenger and pass on messages we need to find out about. Communication is very important to them, that is the platform which helps them talk about what makes them sparkle, what makes their heart burn and what ignites the fire of their thoughts. Their curiosity just leads them to the next level. Their sharing is useful and helpful for us. They show up at the right time and place to deliver their messages. Also these people are very caring for their close ones and very helpful. What they need to be careful off is not leave people behind once they need to pursue their mission. To not be afraid to create bonds and take their people with them.

Jupiter in the 4th: Amazing, on point intuition. Leading them and them hearing it, will take them places and help people. Their warmth is undeniable but once they’ve let an opening for you to feel that. These people are here to protect their loved ones, to protect people. To create that homely, warm environment even if they do not have a home. Because these people are that home. Extremely instinctive as well, if they are in a positive place they recongize and listen to their instincts and intuition as I mentioned. Very caring and loving. These are people though, who do not deal well with change and they should be careful not to attach themselves so much, pardon me, the better expression would be for them not to depend on these people. Because Jupiter in the 4th people can become very independent if they work on it, their bonds will forever stay they just do not need to depend on those people.

Jupiter in the 5th: The romantics of the group. Someone who sees with feelings and as some say through rose-tinted glasses. Someone who gives a lot and expects nothing in returns. Someone whose mission is to give and encourage people to be themselves and feel. Someone who is a breath of fresh air, so playful and warm it feels like you are talking with someone so bright you cannot even see their face clearly because they are shining. These people are also extremely creative, being so in touch with their emotions helps them think differently and feel differently which enables them to create things. Sometimes when put in a negative place they forget to relax and rest their spirit, which is something we all need to do. Then they awaken their ego and someone close needs to remind them of who they are, and just slow down a bit.

Jupiter in the 6th: These are people who are very in touch with their spirituality. This creates an opening for them to be very trust-worthy they prove themselves just by existing. Their whole persona is like that. Also their honesty is to thank for, their mission is for them to tell you the truth and let you rely on them. To open your eyes, that is their mission. These are people who are very productive and success comes to them with hard work, this also inspires others. Being so noble and honest earns them respect. Because they are so self-critical, when they hear critics from others they can become very over-protective and defensive if they are In a vulnerable state. So here these people need to relax and think with a cold head, and not to be knocked down by something so simple. Of course the support system they have from people/person will help them get back on their feet.

Jupiter in the 7th: People who are so charming and noticeable. They possess charisma and are very social and can carry their own in a conversation. They are very strong verbally. They are very fair and compromising, they worry about the justice in things and doing things right. That is their mission, to resolve wrongs into rights, to point out the wrongs and look for the justice. When they are in a positive state their mind cannot be clouded and their judgement is very right. Their whole persona is very graceful and elegant, their words are chosen carefully making them brilliant at speeches. When they stumble a bit, as well do, they can become very indecisive and clouds appear around their head. You step down and do some soul searching then, you put your mission on a pause. That is the best thing. You rely on your closest ones.

Jupiter in the 8th: People who are very talented, unconventional. They have different ways of thinking, different ways of expressing and doing things. They also possess very strong intuition that helps them realize their mission. Their mission is uncovering mysteries and discovering the truth, proving points and solving puzzles. Their mind works such ways that they can get to the core of things, their depth helps with that. They are a mystery themselves sometimes. Extremely giving people, very generous. That mystery about them sometimes can distance them from people, because they need time to let people in, to let them closer because they know exactly how this ugly world works. But what they need to do is follow their intuition there too, it will lead them to the right people, because they can read people like a book.

Jupiter in the 9th: Such a free-spirited soul that belongs to no place or a person. Very independent and eager to learn. They are also thirsty for knowledge, but they also want to pass that knowledge on willingly. Their mission is to inspire us to free our spirit and our mind, as well as listen to their philosophies, take them as advice. They are an experienced soul because they let life take them on journeys. They gain wisdom through that, that they need to pass on. They go on with an open mind and heart always, that is the honesty of their existence. What they need to be careful with is family and friends, to not just run off without a warning and taking them along the journey, or just keeping in touch. They do not wanna lose those strong bonds they create with people, just because they rush off on their own.

Jupiter in the 10th: Someone who knows exactly what they are doing. Someone who is aware of their strengths and weaknesses and use that to their advantage. Very mature, which helps them make their right choice. As we all now Jupiter represents luck but, we are all with a mission and Jupiter in the 10th’s mission is to teach us that that luck is our actual work ethic, which needs to be strong and our drive to achieve. These are people who are very kind, and their company is very pleasant and lovely. They are also very helpful. What they need to work on is to consider others’ opinions and feelings on subjects, two heads are better than one, even though we know these people are talented sometimes when they are low they need someone to be of help. Also they need the right people by their side, to help them snap out of their hard-working ways and them falling into the abyss of darkness and depression.

Jupiter in the 11th: People who are very strong, in terms of knowing what they want, how to get it, their thoughts and opinions. People who are warm in a way so they attract a crowd of people, their friendliness is undeniable, plus they are gifted with communication skills making them very social. That ability helps them express their opinions on matters publicly. Their mission is to awaken all of us, society, rebel against the wrongs. Their mission is that of a humanitarian character, to help the collective. They are also very influential, which helps hold their platform. Very kind and helpful too. What they need to work on is realizing that yes, they are capable of doing such great things, but once they open someone’s eyes they need to let them on the team. They forget they are not alone and that is a bit egotistical of them. They need to include help. And of course a solid support system from their loved ones.

Jupiter in the 12th: These are people who are here with the knowledge of the Universe. How everything is determined and how it works, they know it. They are also gifted with strong intuitive and psychic powers, which help them achieve their mission. And their mission is to help people spiritually, help them with their pain, help them open up their eyes to the bigger picture. These are people who are so selfless that is why this mission is perfect for them, because they will take care of everyone first and put themselves last. It is rough, but that is why they create strong bonds with people who will need to put some sense into them and remind them to take a break, gather their thoughts and have some soul searching once they stumble. Very generous also, giving without expecting anything in return. Honest and optimistic, perfect for helping people realize.