F.C.U Workers

Joint account between all the workers of the F.C.U Facility, including the Headmaster

[fcuworkplace]

Hello everyone, i’ve created this little account so that me and my workers could speak to beings across the world or universe.

-🔈 <- this will be used to represent me, The Headmaster

-🧠 <- This will be used to represent our Scientists/Researchers, they will usually tell their own name if asked to.

-🔨<- This will be used to represent that a Container is talking, they’re to be respected just as i will be

-🎭 <- This will represent a very special Anomaly will be talking, we decided to allow him on this account to let him meet people and understand humans and other species, we hope you can be nice to him.

We hope all your interactions will be “cool” and perhaps “funny”

[fcuworkplace]

*gluttony snuck into anomaly's container holding an array of sweets and foods, sitting next to anomaly and offering him a in-containment picnic*

Why are you here… you are not supposed to be here… the Scientists… they will find you and punish you…

Anomaly find food to be nice though… thank you… Anomaly has never had this food before…

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

*bites you*

Hah! good luck getting through me tough exterior with those petite bones you call “teeth” mate!

-🔨

[fcuworkplace]

Any new Freaks being contained recently?

No, not recently, been quite a drought when it comes to Freaks and Anomalies, currently in containment we have at least 522.

But our budget calls for many more, perhaps if you or anyone could make reports on some Freaks or Anomalies we may be able to do our job.

-🔈

PLEASE MAKE REPORTS MATES, I’M SO FUCKING BORED!

-🔨

[fcuworkplace]

a sweet treat is anything sweet and delectable, they aint ever given you something sweet before?

Noooo… Anomaly only gets fed, leftovers from “cafeteria”… it’s very disgusting but Anomaly must eat it or Anomaly will starve…

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

anomaly have they ever fed you a sweet treat?

No… Anomaly does not even know what sweet treat is… what is sweet treat?

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

that's so sad hearing that you sit in a cage all day being examined by a bunch of scientists, anomaly,,, im sure you're a lovely creature or whatever you may be,, i can be your friend if you'd like :^)

Scientists don’t like me making friends… they think Anomaly will escape… they call Anomaly names liek phenomenon and think Anomaly not supposed to exist…

But… Anomaly would like frens… It would make Anomaly very happy… Anomaly thanks you for offer kind eh… person

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

I’d like to shed some light on exactly what “Anomaly” is. -🔈

[He clears his throat]

Anomaly FCU-0001

“The Anomaly”

FCU-0001 Is a strange phenomenon that our scientists have yet to figure out, It is a Freak yes- But… It doesn’t share any similarities to the original Mercenaries at all.

Instead it is a completely unique creature, which is why we name it “Anomaly”, since it is not even supposed to exist, We keep it contained in a 27x27 steel cube with a 34x12 inch feeding hole on the west side of the cube, and a shock-proof window on the south side of the cube.

It’s appearance is one of a reptilian creature with a face masking one of a human’s, yet it’s skin and flesh is very slimy, black like sludge almost, with razor-sharp spines following across it’s back.

Sharp teeth line the gums of the creature’s mouth and claws as effective as butcher’s knives lay hidden in it’s “hands” (we prefer to call them paws of some sort).

it has a long 37.5 inch tail with a club-like structure at the end of it, we deduce that FCU-0001 uses it’s tail as a very effective blunt weapon.

It’s eyes are white with an extreme accent of green, making it’s eyes visible even in the darkest of rooms.

It has shown signs of timidness and fear whenever we approach it, so it does not inflict any instantaneous harm, however if severely provoked it can tear even a titanium shield to shreds.

We at the Freak Containment Unit hope that this information helps you understand the phenomenon that speaks on this social media account. Thank you for your patience.

[fcuworkplace]

Anomaly got attention…

That make Anomaly feel good :)

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

this is for anomaly; do you ever feel lonely? do you have any friends or people you hang out with? sorry if this question has already been asked before

Anomaly… Always feel lonely… Anomaly no have anyone to speak to in conversation…

Anomaly have no friends, Anomaly sit in cage all day being examined by scientists…

This is also first question Anomaly has ever gotten :)

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

I miss getting asked stuff, Anomaly doesn’t think Anomaly has ever gotten anything from anyone… Anomaly feels sad…

-🎭

[fcuworkplace]

Made too much again. Take it all, I've been eating it for the past 5 days

I swear if we didn’t have personal chefs i would kidnap you and make you make bread forever…

SORRY MATE WE DONT GO OUT MUCH, THANKS FOR THE BREAD LAD!

-🔨

[fcuworkplace]

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OY YOU GOT BREAD? Bread as a Container is an absolute DELICACY! HEAR THAT EVERYONE? BREAAAD!… Wait no im typin’ this out-

-🔨

[fcuworkplace]

Oy is this focken keyboard working? OH WAIT it is im an idiot! It’s me the main Container and i’m just puttin’ out there that our comms are working once more! we’re so back people!

-🔨

Yes it does seem that way, this means that you people can return to asking us your insane and unscientific questions, if you have anything genuinely intellectual to say, please mention a Scientist in any way possible.

-🧠

[fcuworkplace]

headmaster pls one chance

No.

And thats final, Benny.

-🔈

[fcuworkplace]

excusse me . employee people . i frew up in , in one of the rooms . by accdient . I'm reelay sorry . I got thsi sack of bones and and screws as an apology . I'm rrrly soryr . frowns

awww well here’s some pats! it’s fine im sure the cleaning crew wont mind at all!

-🧠

We really are just accepting this talking fox into our quarters huh?-

-🔨

[fcuworkplace]

Has any of the subjects ever escape the facility? If so, which? If not, what will happen if one does manage to escape?

Well we keep having a consistent escapee of the Kaplain classification (that is our most dangerous classification) and it’s getting really annoying!

-🧠

I always gotta be the one to contain the little bugger whenever we get a report on ‘im, lil shit talks to much i’ll tell you wot.

-🔨