tissues without the T.

Rayn // he/him // 20s // artist [sic] // BritCom enthusiast // this blog is under construction

[featherbrayn]

It’s out! Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: He Used Thought As A Wife - Tim Key Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Amazon Guy/Tim Key Characters: Tim Key, Amazon Guy, Emily Juniper Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Cooking, First Dates, Cuddling Summary:

A fic written in a style adjacent to the book "He used Thought as a Wife" by Tim Key. In which Key falls head over heels for the Amazon Guy. Featuring Poems and a Recipe.

First Poem is by Tim Key, the rest are my fault.

[featherbrayn]

just got hit on by a real gentleman at the train station, what a day

[featherbrayn]

yesterday, writing: this shit is ass :(

today, editing: this shit is gas B)

[featherbrayn]

finally worked up the nerve to tell my boss how much he owed me for my work... even though he asked. growing up eastern european will have you second guess your own worth at every corner but that guy owes me 710€ any way you slice it (it's not that much but honestly 710€ does me nicely. I'm living off of less than that as it is; rent, phone bill, insurance, groceries, and frivols included. And the 710 on top of that is like fucking christmas. It's almost a HÅG Capisco [i need a new desk chair, and i got my eyes set on a fancy one, can you tell?])

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[strathshepard]

Cyrk (Polish circus poster, 1971, by Wiktor Gorka)

[parasitoidism]

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

[featherbrayn]

I'm so upset cus i ruined an embroidered silk and rayon robe in the laundry... (pic not by me but it's the closest item i could find online. i can't bare to snap a pic of it now, not in this state)

god i feel like an idiot. rip to a real one, everyone loved you when i wore you to the club :(

[tealviscaria]

In honor of pride month, some good bits in No More Jockeys:

1. Mark pointing out that the categories "no more women" and "no more men" don't rule out all people, there are still nonbinary people left (S4G13 25:30) 2. Tim in that green wig explaining what swinging means - "would you like to do this sort of scenario with me, Alex?" (S5G1 7:20) 3. Mark in the church starting a speech of an officiant to marry Tim and Alex (Live9 8:28) 4. Mark singing "my camera is attached to my boyfriends" (S5G4 19:10) 5. Both Tim and Alex being weird about the other one wearing gloves - Tim: "very sexy, like Zsa Zsa Gabor"; Alex: "long fingerless gloves - one of my little fetishes" (clip) (Live8 12:12) (Live2 32:20) 6. Tim complimenting Alex on his pink wig, comparing him to Patricia Arquette, and not getting a compliment back: "I've just said you look like someone I actually fancy" (Live6 19:15) 7. Mark saying "good boy" to Alex and Alex immediately perking up (Aunts 0:35) 8. All of them smooching the cameras - "and finally some romance in No More Jockeys!" (S4G3 12:17) 9. "I'm really challenging!" "But I still love you, Horne!" (S2G8 19:35)

Please, feel free to add to the list! :D

[tealviscaria]

10. #the whole sequence of mark trying to play phone or shower#accidentally revealing his boy#and tim and alex both looking at the screen like “well his boy appears to be out AGAIN” (S5G2 10:13) @penelopepennington 11. #when they all shoved their knees/bare legs into the frame and Alex looked like giving birth#or in general when they strip in front of or for each other (S5G13 6:40 and onwards) @nerdyscientist314 Ah yes, who could forget Alex saying "I won't start the clock, till you show me the cock."

and another one I thought of

12. Alex: "If I had said 'bye' you shouldn't have just replied 'bye' without questioning it." Tim: "What should I do? Get an Uber around and climb through your window and snog you?" (Live9 54:56)

[lustrecannon]

mental fog

[miscelium]

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

[tealviscaria]

In honor of pride month, some good bits in No More Jockeys:

1. Mark pointing out that the categories "no more women" and "no more men" don't rule out all people, there are still nonbinary people left 2. Tim in that green wig explaining what swinging means - "would you like to do this sort of scenario with me, Alex?" 3. Mark in the church starting a speech of an officiant to marry Tim and Alex 4. Mark singing "my camera is attached to my boyfriends" 5. Both Tim and Alex being weird about the other one wearing gloves - Tim: "very sexy, like Zsa Zsa Gabor"; Alex: "long fingerless gloves - one of my little fetishes" 6. Tim complimenting Alex on his pink wig, comparing him to Patricia Arquette, and not getting a compliment back: "I've just said you look like someone I actually fancy" 7. Mark saying "good boy" to Alex and Alex immediately perking up 8. All of them smooching the cameras - "and finally some romance in No More Jockeys!" 9. "I'm really challenging!" "But I still love you, Horne!"

Please, feel free to add to the list! :D

[pandaroboto]

(x)

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[redstonedust]

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.