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If you’d Yohane to fall for you during this event, feel free to like this post! Please note she’ll probably give you fake skulls and creepy crosses as tokens of her affections...
Oh! But if you’d like her to admire you greatly instead for platonic affections, just send me a message or a reply!
muse-related munday memes
musingsiren:
some of these may not apply to everyone!
☯ - which muse are you not active anymore on but wish you were? ☮ - if you could take on the appearance of your muse would you? ♧ - what fandom do you really want to join in the rp community? ♢ - how many muses do you have? ♔ - list all of your muses, active and non-active ✮ - if you have an(y) oc(s) what was your inspiration to make them? ▲ - do you make other rp blogs easily? ✘ - what portrayal are you really proud of? ▼ - which blog’s graphics are you most proud of? ✖ - is it difficult for you to think of an autoplay for your muses in general? ✿ - why did you choose to make your muse? ❃ - what’s a really small way you’re similar to your muse?
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
okouoni:
“You’re giving me both the blood of a goat and chocolate? You certainly know the way to an oni’s heart, human.”
“T-That’s not what I --!!” Was she teasing her? Try to make her out to be a fool? She would not fall for her devilish wit!
“Hu hu... no, this is perfect. An oni’s heart is the greatest treasure of them all. I’ll gladly give you what you desire, my sweet little demon... and beyond that! Expect a bountiful Valentine’s!
“Fearing you’ll be alone on Valentine’s Day? Hu... hu hu hu! How foolish! Sweet little demons, you have nothing to fear. Bring your sweet Yohane an ample offering and she will ease your loneliness...”
“What offerings, you may wonder? The flames of hell would suffice. Ah or the blood of a goat...”
“... c-chocolate is fine too....”
Sorry I disappeared, I’ve been having a real tough time at home lately but I’d like to do some replies here today and tomorrow!
I will do my best!
okouoni:
“Your scent was only the easiest thing for me to use to make that claim. As I’m sure you can tell, I am an oni. Not only can I tell by your scent, but also I don’t sense anything supernatural from you. No abilities, and you do not carry yourself like a non-human either. You might claim acting, but as a youkai that has lived among all sorts of beasts, I diagnose you a pathological liar.” Thanks doctor.
“And so I wonder your reason for pretending to be what humankind would treat as a monster? Do you wish to be hunted and killed? Because that is the fate you’re provoking. You may be a beautiful human, but claim yourself a monster enough times and eventually a hunter will call your bluff.”
This was difficult. In a single breath, this woman had called her out, stripped her of her status and blatantly ( and correctly ) labeled her as a human AND a liar. And in that same breath, she outed herself as an oni, a unique existence far more superior than her own. Of course, this could always be a tale from one liar to another. But fear weakened her resolve and chased her doubts: a true demo had appeared.
... Fortune was so cruel.
“... Do you really think I’m beautiful?” At least there was a small compliment hidden within all that. That beacon kept her head thoughts afloat, safe from making her sink her head low in embarrassment.
“It’s just... it’s a part of me now. I can’t help it. I’ve tried before... to stop acting this way. A-And sometimes I still do! But...! um... ah...”
“... I’m sorry.”
Christmas/Winter Starters!
{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }
🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!
Send me a ✖ if you ever wanted to rp with me, send me a ✿ if you really like my muse/ how i portray them.
send "mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!
REBLOG this if you guys are okay with doing Christmas themed threads AFTER Christmas!
The holidays can be a very stressful time for people - so it’s hard for them to sit down and write about Christmas in RP when they are stressing over it in REAL LIFE. So, just a little reminder that some people still want Christmas threads AFTER Christmas.
❝ No lies on Christmas. ❞
“... “ Well, it was Christmas. And she wouldn’t mind trying to blend in with the crowds for once. To have one night, enjoying a nice cup of spiced tea under the festive lights, without worrying about her extravagant persona taking reign...
“Of... Of course! What else would you expect? My lips will be lie-free on this, the most holy of nights! After all, a demon would-- eugh... ignore that slip...”
❄ ᶜʰʳᶦˢᵗᵐᵃˢ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵛᵃʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ˢʰᵒʷˢ ❄
christmas/holiday specific sentences from brooklyn nine nine, community, and 2 broke girls! send one for my muses reaction. feel free to change gender, name, or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.
❝ I’ve gone years without a lump of coal. I’m not gonna start now. ❞ ❝ Hit him in his fat cherry cheeks! ❞ ❝ Boom! Just kicked Santa in the testicles. ❞ ❝ Under no circumstances do I want a present. ❞ ❝ I could take a picture of myself dressed up as an elf. Elfie-selfie! ❞ ❝ You see, those are the kind of things that you learn when you’re handcuffed together, and that is the true meaning of Christmas. ❞ ❝ I got it! You smiled! Christmas card complete. ❞ ❝ Oh, did you lift your “no gift” policy? ❞ ❝ Holy crap! I love this stuff! You know, technically, it’s just carbonated fudge. ❞ ❝ Your real present arrives tomorrow. ❞ ❝ It’s either that or go caroling with my family, so, yeah. I’d rather walk into the freezing ocean. ❞ ❝ Are you excited about going to town on Daddy’s nog? ❞ ❝ Christmas is cancelled. You ruined it. ❞ ❝ Christmas charades can get pretty competitive and it’s best not to have firearms around. ❞ ❝ We’re trapped, on Christmas, with a bunch of bad guys who are very likely German. This is my John McClane moment. ❞ ❝ No lies on Christmas. ❞ ❝ Thanks for agreeing to get in the spirit and do holiday cupcakes. ❞ ❝ Much better than last year when you got so drunk you turned the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 steps of Christmas. ❞ ❝ Christmas is like herpes, no matter what you do, it’s gonna flare up once a year. ❞ ❝ Hey, everybody! Holiday shopping tip: Fill a Starbucks cup with vodka. ❞ ❝ You know who’s having a blue Christmas this year? My balls. ❞ ❝ Bankers have more guilt at Christmastime because of It’s A Wonderful Life. ❞ ❝ I’m beginning to think if Grandma works for you, she didn’t get run over by that reindeer, she threw herself under a sleigh. ❞ ❝ For your Christmas gift, I’ll pretend I never heard that. ❞ ❝ I made you a little gift, because you’re like my new family. ❞ ❝ You realize there’s no way to take this than as a giant middle finger to the most important day of the year. ❞ ❝ This will be the only Christmas party I throw this year. ❞ ❝ Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition. ❞ ❝ I’m also a Christmas wizard. ❞ ❝ I’d like to put you into a state of Christmasnosis and take you on a magic journey. ❞ ❝ You all know how magic Christmas journeys work. ❞ ❝ I guess that means you’re gonna have me ejected for not loving Christmas enough. ❞ ❝ You’re trying to destroy Christmas because you blame your sadness on it. ❞ ❝ The delusion you’re trying to cure is called Christmas. ❞ ❝ The meaning of Christmas is the idea that Christmas has meaning, and it can mean whatever we want. ❞ ❝ Attempts to make the holidays brighter tend to give them a certain darkness. ❞ ❝ What’s a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa’s lady? ❞ ❝ Won’t you be my daddy? I’m a silly Christmas baby! ❞
Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.
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13. One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.
“Fufufu... Would the mortals call this good fortune... or calamity? Having a demon such as myself by your side, at your command... well... allow me to say this:
Master! Treat me kindly. Or at the end of this contract you may not find me so merciful!”
COWBOY BEBOP SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ …Bang… ❞
❝ This could be a trap. ❞
❝ This is strictly business. ❞
❝ Whatever happens, happens. ❞
❝ Life is but a dream. ❞
❝ You’re in a good mood today. ❞
❝ Tell me what you’re doing here. ❞
❝ Don’t try anything. ❞
❝ Why don’t you shoot? ❞
❝ Go on, pull the trigger. ❞
❝ What’s wrong? Lose your nerve? ❞
❝ You’re an original, aren’t you? ❞
❝ Could you be a little quieter please? ❞
❝ Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun… ❞
❝ Guess you’ll have to chalk it up to bad luck. ❞
❝ You’re gonna carry that weight. ❞
❝ The one that’s insane is this world. ❞
❝ Hey there, having a little trouble? ❞
❝ Are you living in the real world? ❞
❝ Even if you play by the rules, nothing gets solved. ❞
❝ The more you know, the shorter your life will be. ❞
❝ I’m just a humble bounty hunter, ma’am/sir. ❞
❝ Pretending to be senile won’t get you out of this. ❞
❝ I’m just watching a bad dream I never wake up from. ❞
❝ Are you pleading for your life? ❞
❝ You should see yourself right now. ❞
❝ Do you have any idea what you look like? A ravenous beast. ❞
❝ The same blood runs through both of us. ❞
❝ I’ve bleed all that kind of blood away. ❞
❝ Why are you still alive? ❞
❝ Don’t give me that art of war crap. ❞
❝ Time never stands still. ❞
❝ If you don’t work, you don’t eat. ❞
❝ These Earthlings are weird. ❞
❝ I’ll take care of this, you can go back. ❞
❝ I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass. ❞
❝ A star just fell from the sky. ❞
❝ Cold climates don’t concern me. ❞
❝ Your heart is colder than any planet. ❞
❝ Remember, a snake cannot eat a dragon. ❞
❝ We should’ve never taken such a risk. ❞
❝ I’m fully aware of the danger. ❞
❝ How long were you in there listening, [ name ]? ❞
❝ And this time, I hope you have sweet dreams. ❞
❝ I’ll meet you at the end of this world. ❞
❝ Belonging is the very best thing there is. ❞
❝ There is nothing more innocent and cruel than a child.❞
❝ Man shouldn’t have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. ❞
❝ I have no fear of death. It just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for an eternity. ❞
❝ Of the days that I have lived, only those I spent with you seemed real. ❞
❝ My memory…finally came back…but nothing good came from it. ❞
❝ There was no place for me to return to; this was the only place I could go. ❞
❝ Why do you have to go? Where are you going?! ❞
❝ What are you going to do, throw away your life like it was nothing?! ❞
❝ What’s your price to keep this from leaking to the press? ❞
❝ Either you give me the money or I put a bullet through your brain. ❞
❝ I’m not the type to be led around by a woman/man. ❞
❝ You can’t tell the age of a woman by looking at her. ❞
❝ You’re kidding yourself if you think every woman/man is like you. They’re not.❞
❝ Why did you do all of this? For money? Some sort of revenge? Or perhaps just for fun?❞
❝ Come on, hang in there, you hear me? ❞
❝ When angels are forced out of heaven, they become devils. ❞
❝ Tell me, if we had met earlier in life, would we have been friends? ❞
❝ You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you. ❞
❝ I’m not a criminal. Woah, that makes me sound more like a criminal, doesn’t it. ❞
❝ You took all the money you stole from us and lost it in a gambling casino? ❞
❝ This is real mystic and all, but uh, do you have anything to eat here? ❞
❝ You know what they say, cowboy, easy come easy go. ❞
❝ You told me once, to forget the past, cause it doesn’t matter, but you’re the one still tied to the past, [ name ]! ❞
❝ Don’t tell me things like that; you’ve never told me anything about yourself, so don’t tell me now! ❞
❝ I felt like I was watching a dream I’d never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over. ❞
❝ Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity… ❞
❝ Men only think about their past right before death, as if they were searching frantically for proof they were alive. ❞
❝ No one can draw a clear line between sane and insane. You move that line as you see fit for yourself. No one else can. ❞
Send me a "ø" and I'll generate a number, your muse will receive one of the following from mine:
A fluffy stuffed animal.
A slap to the face.
A confession.
A lengthy lecture.
A pillow fight.
My muse wearing an outfit of your muse’s choosing.
My muse for two nights.
A night time cuddle coupon.
A gift.
A strip tease.
A passionate kiss.
A nose kiss.
One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.
A date.
A romantic night out.
A bubble bath with my muse.
A girl’s/boy’s night out.
My muse has to live out one fantasy for your muse.
To share a milk shake.
My muse will do your muse’s chores for three days.
A hot make out session.
A spanking.
A noogie.
My muse will sing any one song for yours.
My muse will be your muse’s work out buddy for a day.
My muse will serve as a body pillow for yours.
A drink at the bar.
A dinner made by my muse.
A vacation with my muse.
A free trip to a carnival with my muse.
