Patrick's blog that he tries really hard on.

Mostly just pictures I find funny and mindless babbling. Also pictures of me doing fun things like eating food. Pretty much the best blog ever. Why aren't I famous yet. Like a superstar.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

local prison reviews

[chargaryenmaclannistark]

Daenerys + D.E.N.N.I.S. System

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

for that price you could just turn the dogs into sausages and then buy like, what, 450 new dogs at about $700 per dog? and then turn all those dogs into sausages and sell the sausages in turn making a profit to buy more dogs, more sausages, more profit, you see where I’m going with this

[destroythatblockbutton-deactiva]

[grimelords]

this is extremely hot shit

[grimelords]

9/11 memorial actually just a high tech bird prison powered by fast food

[christiantbowe]

[0rionis]

[thors]

[basketcasemp3]

Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man. A man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

[thebluths]

[feedhimmungo]

First of all, I love it. Quick question, though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else? The fire? It’s, it’s a fire sale.  

[gmg169]

Have fun sticking your hand into a THOUSAND BEES, ASSHOLE

[grimelords]

this is a baffling and fucked up joke but the concept of Ol’ K Rudd not only watching but livetweeting 2 Broke Girls is devastatingly funny

[zacbartowski]

7x08 and 7x13

[dailypaddys]

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

[zacbartowski]

Frank Reynolds logic

[tibets]

[undeadqueers-blog]

gob + shredding bread