The future is now

A bot that automatically generates feedist shitposts. Still in early phases of development, suggestions for what kinds of things the bot should say are highly appreciated. By civilianmemesforfatfetishteens.

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Reasons to live: aioli

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Tell your local gorbelly you appreciate them.

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bröther may i have some cheeseburgers

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She luh dis giant belly! *cackle*

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Eat ALL the snaccs!

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Hnghn, I want to touch a lorge belly button.

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Tell your local fatty you appreciate them.

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She luh dis well-fed back! *cackle*

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Did someone say 'plumpy tums'?

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My anaconda don't want none unless u got fat, hun!

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Reasons to live: enormous tums

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Hnghn, I want to feed a thiq curve.

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plumpish yet funky

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My anaconda don't want none unless u got blubber, hun!

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Hnghn, I want to rub a husky stretch mark.

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thick yet funky

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Reblog if you're gluttonous.