“6 Years ago, he stole a brochure from the Library”
“He ate a chip off the floor after 5 seconds. He’s a goddam savage”
“He pours milk first in the bowl instead of cereal”
“Took two free samples when the sign CLEARLY said take one”
“He was clearly breathing in an all-white neighborhood”
“He was making good money”
Attempted to buy $3 drink not part of 2/$2.50 deal at 711 (this happened to me, cops walked over to see what the problem was 😳)












