[thewildesttflower-deactivated20]

“if another man can make your woman laugh, you’ve lost her”

tbh if you don’t want your girl to ever laugh or smile if she’s not around you, you don’t need a girlfriend. ur creepy and possessive.

[deeznutsforcutie-deactivated201]

i dumped my girlfriend after she laughed at one of adam sandler’s jokes & it was the best choice of my life so fuck this post

[feelinglight]

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

[420moshdad]

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

[mysharona1987]

[slothblog]

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

lmfao i actually hate people who don’t drink water and claim it’s disgusting like no bitch you’re disgusting and you’re gunna shrivel up and die soon 

[adultscreams-deactivated2023070]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[tatianathevampireslayer-deactiv]

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

[feelinglight]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: if Helen from drake and josh is the principal of Hollywood Arts in victorious, then that means that Victorious and Drake and Josh are set in the same universe. why then does Cat reference an episode of Drake and Josh in "Who did it to Trina?"? tori even says the name of the show! also, it is obvious that iCarly and Victorious are set in the same universe, considering they cross over in iParty with Victorious, and Sam and Cat have a sitcom of their own. so does that mean that tori vega has an exact double, considering Victoria Justice was on iCarly before as Shelby Marx? Also, in an episode of Zoey 101, Quinn and Lola are seen on iCarly.com, indicating that that too is the same universe. but Lola is played by Victoria Justice as well! so there are three clones in this universe! but wait there's more!! both miranda cosgrove and jenette mccurdy were featured in (separate) episodes of Zoey 101, so do they have doubles as well?? and if drake and josh is in fact the same universe as victorious, which is the same universe as iCarly and Zoey 101, then that means Megan Parker is yet another clone! how then do we see Carly and Spencer watching Drake and Josh in the pranking episode? they watch a supposedly fictional TV show starring doubles of themselves, but WE know that this "fictional" TV show is set in their universe. i need answers!

[feelinglight]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[activityenjoyer]

My Two Favorite Things:

1. Cats with everyday objects as names

“Pants broke into the catnip again.”

2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names

“How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?”

[tmpgifs]

[feelinglight]

american college students: man college is so expensive

college students from literally every else: college is free for us

american college students: ... okay... that sounds fake but okay...

[beaswellgirl]

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

J.D.Salinger,  to his daughter (via beaswellgirl)

[faggiest-deactivated20141126]

when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

[staythatswhatimeanttosay]

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

[toopaletofunction]

with liberty and justice for some 

[whatsupd0c-deactivated20161025]

Amen

[221cbakerstreet]

Not all men