What's Cookin' Good Lookin'

30 and tired

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[blvkvvolf-deactivated20220918]

my biggest kink is being liked and wanted

[uhhhhgay]

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[bunnypets]

Garden cake by cantstopcakes

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[starlit-meadow]

[catchyvideos]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[soymoss]

starling

[catchymemes]

[mgcsheaven]

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[the-big-mood]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do”

me as soon as I get home:

[amandla]