your fake croatian girlfriend

doing populist brave little toaster philosophy.

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i made a new blog @oliviacoy in the event i move back here permanently when twitter explodes

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i logged int o the wrong email but imagine if i just started blogging from here again

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wait im logged in on hte wrong account lel

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i like very seriously and unironically think most people would benefit from like watching a couple of free youtube tutorials on how to use google and facebook ads from the perspective of the advertiser bc demystifying the “algorithm” into what is actually a pretty straightforward process for targeting people will give you a better understanding of what’s actually going on with your data and how it’s collected and how it follows you from platform to platform. i have my fair share of conspiracies about data collection obviously but sometimes i see some hare brained post that’s like “omg how did they figure this out about me” and the answer is literally just that you still log into 80% of websites with your gmail account

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nicole kidman just always pops up in the most random of places like hi it’s me, i brought my husband, part-time country artist/human purse, keith urban, he just got his highlights done, im having a great time wearing this elaborate dress, how are you, i am nicole kidman, feed me your young, i must feast on their flesh, im presenting an award, its such an honor, i am nicole kidman

i’m ok with nicole kidman

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i made a new blog @oliviacoy in the event i move back here permanently when twitter explodes

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one last reblog before i pin this and say adios to this account 🫡

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i made a new blog @oliviacoy in the event i move back here permanently when twitter explodes

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i made a new blog @oliviacoy in the event i move back here permanently when twitter explodes

[epilepticsaints]

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face icington

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none of u understand the euphoria of ice pack on face

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Wishing all these super stars a bountiful day of salmon slammin

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i like very seriously and unironically think most people would benefit from like watching a couple of free youtube tutorials on how to use google and facebook ads from the perspective of the advertiser bc demystifying the “algorithm” into what is actually a pretty straightforward process for targeting people will give you a better understanding of what’s actually going on with your data and how it’s collected and how it follows you from platform to platform. i have my fair share of conspiracies about data collection obviously but sometimes i see some hare brained post that’s like “omg how did they figure this out about me” and the answer is literally just that you still log into 80% of websites with your gmail account

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personal blog time

been doin a lot of thinking abt gender and my relative apathy towards it lately. i think this year has probs been the strongest i’ve ever identified with womanhood and it’s rly only in the sense that the way i’m positioned as woman relative to others socially and politically has become a thing that i think about daily due to various horrible world events and interpersonal rships. but i’ve kind of been at a point for a long time where i do not really have any strong affinity towards any concept of gender like, independently of those conversations. i don’t know if this makes sense. i have said on here that i was a pretty androgynous child and the weirdest thing about that for me was not being confused for a boy or whatever but that i thought it was a waste of time we were even talking about it. the clarification was unnecessary. i don’t know if i consider myself nonbinary or if i just don’t have a solid understanding of what everyone else means when they are referring to gender. i could take it or leave it. i do think my body dysmorphia and other issues stem pretty directly from my inability to adequately perceive myself as acceptably feminine, but that’s not a criticism that is originating internally, it again feels like the result of a conversation the rest of the world is having About Me, and as i unravel more of my OCD thoughts and how much of them have to do with a fear of being perceived in ways outside of my control, i realize how much of my desire for any particular gender presentation over the years has come from the idea that i would like to be perceived as nothing, invisible, and unmemorable, and the easiest way to achieve that is via stereotypical markers of femininity because that’s what others expect from me. the other problem being i’m an ostentatious bitch who dresses like a clown, but that’s a totally separate thing. a different feeling and a different impulse. anyway i keep looking in the mirror and the more the swelling goes down the more i am anxious about the unavoidable changes to my face, and i want to badly to like them, but i am afraid that when the dust has settled i’ll have a whole new problem to grapple with.

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obviously i’ve been on here when i said i wouldnt be but i don’t really have energy to do much beyond scroll and i’m kinda waiting to see how this twitter thing plays out AND i don’t feel comfortable complaining about my surgery on any other platform. you guys have seen me have full mental breakdowns i know u can handle me whining about some jaw pain lmfao

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i joined tumblr in 2010 specifically to follow one fic writer for a fandom that is now frankly too embarrassingly problematic and cringe for me to publicly admit to having been in it even as a teenager, but i have a couple of friends on here from that era still and we’re all locked in a relationship based on mutually assured destruction about it. it’s very funny