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hellanne

Samantha Muljat

explore.org

it’s-friday.avi

This video is so healing

amberpriceenthusiast

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

thedragonoftelevision

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it.

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

yomikoreadsbooks

You’re not wrong there…

allthefandomss

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo

2 things a man should do

Look at me like he can’t believe I exist

Hate nazis

radicalgraff

"Abortion is older than the police, the church, and the state"

Pasteup in New York City

badsciencejokes

Dude has a death wish

vergess

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

haropla

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

twinsfawn

sandersstudies

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

sandersstudies

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

sandersstudies

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

sandersstudies

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

natalieironside

I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that

natalieironside

My dad, internally: "The children must be fed nutriment. I have in my possession a very large pot and a propane burner; I shall make a sojourn to the grocer's and procure peanuts."

My dad, aloud: "'Ey, y'all wansum bald penis?"

natalieironside

All of us, internally: "Ah yes, such a delectable summertime treat that will be."

All of us, aloud: "'Ey, shitchea. Daddy boutta bal up some bald penis!"

natalieironside

#who the fuck eats peanuts boiled.

They take on a delightful texture similar to water chestnuts and get infused with whatever seasonings you put in the water. It is literally so fucking delicious and if you don't know about bald penis then you are Deprived. The food of the gods.

natalieironside

#as a european#what the fuck

Honey, darling, listen to me. Would I lie to you? No, I wouldn't. If you ever find yourself driving around in the rural southern US, you simply must keep an eye out for one of these gentlemen:

For a very reasonable price you'll be provided a cup of absolutely delectable provincial delicacies that will surely equal any hors d'ouvers you might find on the continent. I promise, darling, it is the most délicieuse dining experience you're likely to find, and it will surely--as my dear departed grandmama used to say--"make yer tongue slap yer brains out"

dynamo-of-fake-twin-brother-fame

This gentleman has spelled peanuts three different ways on his stall.

pibblepunk

As is the time-honored tradition of our people, yes

mioxenoblade

I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she'll no longer be related to her father in name really puts his "pronouns suck" "this isnt your heart" shenanigans into a much worse light.

mioxenoblade

I hope you never see this man again, yet still get all his money.

sleepy-bebby

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

fernlom

ohhhh that finish

lacrimalis

you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time