Pyromaniac

I like plushies, Pokemon and One Piece. They/them

[feistyaxolotl]

Dudunsparce is the perfect evolution of dunsparse because it's based on a tsuchinoko which is literally a goofy looking chonky snake. Chonky snake evolves into chonkier snake.

[feistyaxolotl]

*insert Dagoth Ur's voice*

Remember that in pokemon black 2 and white 2, you grew up in New Jersey. A third of Unova is New Jersey. Those are facts, you can't argue with facts. Now come Nerevar, come to the heart chamber and embrace New Jersey.

[feistyaxolotl]

[elfdyke]

[elfdyke]

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON THIS POST???

[feistyaxolotl]

Not my OC

[feistyaxolotl]

The virgin copaganda show vs the chad ACAB Malcolm in the Middle

[feistyaxolotl]

[feistyaxolotl]

Nietzsche

[feistyaxolotl]

I'm paying someone to slap a chicken really hard so I don't have to wait to defrost mine.

(Insert whatever context you want into it)

[meow-moment]

california girls we’re unforgivable

[xx-skullheartz-xx]

if water white was a tumblr user he'd say "i'm the one who blocks" lol

[feistyaxolotl]

No way in hell Chris Pratt's Mario is from Brooklyn. He is 100% from Staten Island.

[nixcraft]

your average linux user

[feistyaxolotl]

Mokuba, aquire all of Twitter from Elon Musk then make sure Wheeler is permabanned.

[feistyaxolotl]

Gamefreak 100% hired Yanderedev to program Pokemon Scarlet and Violet /j

[feistyaxolotl]

Imagine you're Jigsaw and you cross paths with this mofo

[feistyaxolotl]

"In 1999, an evil satanic card game called Yugioh was released and started corrupting our children!!"

Kids in 1998: