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@moocha-muses
Hello ~ wcif the rolled up jeans w converse the dj from your last few posts is wearing? thank u! have a lovely day
Hi! Everyone's favorite GM/DJ is wearing these jeans by @kooli-sims, and you can get age conversions by @deedee-sims here and here.
"I'm obviously not going to ask you to pay for the plumber, but-"
"-right, but if a crime is objectively funny-"
"I'll be right back; I just have to pee-"
"Not gonna close the door?"
"It's transparent anyway."
"No skin off my nose."
"I don't mind, either."
"C'mon, man! Turn it up!"
"Yes, yes, I love you, too, Motti, but sometimes people are on the phone. Don't be a little brat."
"Ha! Pot, kettle, Jo."
"It's cuter when I do it."
"Oh, I have to take this."
"I guess this is a sign to breaking up-"
"Siobhan? What? No, well. Yes. Yeah, your dads are here, too-"
"Oh! You remembered that I don't eat meat."
"Kki, what kind of brother-in-law do you think I am?"
"All right, all right, sheets away and mics off, nerds. Listeners, with all due respect, stay-tuned for the outro. It's pizza time."
"Okay! Well, now that he's gone-"
"Prospero pushes me, I mean 'Brinkmark', up against the wall and starts to make lewd suggestions-"
"Okay, pause, everyone shut up. Skittles are no longer enough to sustain my GM powers. Dunk? You promised us pizza."
"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'll go put it in the oven. Jojo, you take over for me."
"We're on opposite teams, babe."
"That's cool, just vamp. You're great at vamping?"
"Ooooh? Am I as good at vamping as the Count?"
"Almost!"
"Babe, as the one playing the whole legal system, can I have Brinkmark removed for contempt of court?"
"You can, but it won't count as a strike against his case, and I think I'll only make him worse."
"We almost never get to do that in real cases. Y'all are making me jealous."
"So, um, the book I pulled out really did reveal a secret room?"
"It did. You solved my bookcase puzzle."
"Neat?"
"It's a not a very large secret room, but there's a cork-board on the far wall with lots of photographs and strings, and what look like old receipts attached, and there's a also a birdcage with a parrot in it."
"Ahem. I say, 'Move aside, Flatfoot, and let a real investigator examine the evidence.' I go over to look at the cork-board."
"Oh. Um. 'Whatever you say, sir! I'm just happy I could help'. Can I look at the parrot?"
"Yeah, why not? Roll a D20."
"9."
"You're not an expert in parrot body language, but you think it looks sad."
". . . Are there any parrot treats nearby?"
"Hey! I said I wanted to look at the cork-board first."
"Yeah, and I fucking heard you, but Kiki's the one who solved the book puzzle so we're starting with his parrot thing."
"You keep bringing up the theft of the Flamingo Diamond, Prospero, but I don't see what that has to do with your client's flagrant murder of his writing partner."
"Right. Sure. Obviously it's totally irrelevant that their next book was going to be about the theft of a highly-prized diamond. I have no idea why i keep mentioning it. You know, Brinkmark, you might find the connection easier to make if your blood sugar wasn't so low. Maybe we should-"
"Dude."
"Um, Attorney Brinkmark, we have an appointment, and I have snacks in the car-"